Anon's take on industrial revolution and its consequences | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

: Anonymous 03/19/23(Sun)23:53:07 No.72632851 0x0.jpg 114 KB JPG >most primal emotions are violence and sex >technology has made some of the greatest weaponry we will ever know >technology has yet to deliver picrel I'm thinking tech is biased against us : Anonymous 03/20/23(Mon)00:44:27 No.72633366 >>72632851 (OP) # Shut up goy, Spending another gazillion dollars to launch Chinese probes at mars is more important than sexbot waifus

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon didn't think | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 50 KB JPG 12/04/21 (Sat)23:49:22 No.160142 >I-I didn't think- >THAT'S RIGHT YOU DIDN'T THINK

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Black anon says it's over for black Americans | /r/Greentext

File: Ck69YiCd_400x400.jpg (15 KB, 359x359) I think it's legitimately over for us black Americans. 03/18/23(Sat)15:45:24 Anonymous (ID: ADCS7G4T No.420194547 Context: >born African American >born into well-off middle class family >both parents around for childhood >>420194818 >>420195234 >>420195349 >>420195374 >>420195650 >>420195732 >>420196087 >>420196121 >>420196208 >>420196253 >>420196302 >>420196522 >>420196588 >>420196605 >>420196688 >>420196914 >>420196953 >>420197067 >>420197296 >>420197339 >>420197468 >>420197499 >>420197585 >>420197656 >>420197774 >>420197838 >>420197936 >>420198002 >>420198036 >>420198216 >>420198422 >>420198453 >>420198603 >>420198611 >>420198712 >>420198717 >>420198750 >>420198835 >>420198919 >>420198921 >>420198937 >>420199019 >>420199040 >>420199100 >>420199183 >>420199190 >>420199212 >>420199301 >>420199368 >>420199412 >>420199655 >>420199661 >>420199720 >>420199911 >>420199936 >>420200017 >>420200266 >>420200269 >>420200370 >>420200568 >>420200596 >>420200823 >>420200903 >>420201098 >>420201145 >>420201222 >>420201320 >>420201447 >>420201839 >>420201851 >>420201956 >>420201994 >>420202095 >>420202189 >>420202458 >>420202602 >>420202624 >>420202942 >>420203235 >>420203576 >>420203697 >>420203789 >>420203833 >>420203945 >>420203990 >>420203993 >>420204202 >>420204326 >>420204360 >>420204533 >>420204593 >>420204741 >>420204760 >>420205051 >>420205310 >>420205354 >>420205383 >>420205630 >>420205878 >>420206133 >>420206542 >>420207037 >>420207091 >>420207233 >>420207483 >>420207515 >go to good school, surrounded by white people but its whatever >enjoy rap but nothing too trashy, stick to good standards >straightedge >try to be charitable and not an a------ to anyone >everyone generally likes me id say >take up tutoring late high school and before college -2019 >mostly tutor inner city kids for SAT prep and help proofread essays, etc >kids are amicable but had a few problems with them >1 in every maybe 10 kid I tutor is actually literate, rest can't write an essay at all >to make things worse, half the kids can't focus or sit still during tutoring >the rest do basic delinquent s---, don't want to learn, talk back, etc >think i'm weird for not keeping up with current rap/trends/social media >all of them don't want to eat healthy at all To make matters worse: >It's current year >social media taken over everything >things are looking even worse for us >every police shooting video is filled with comments of white people talking about blacks like we are HP lovecraft monsters >all my role models are dead or ostracized >get treated like a caricature in media and politics >no black person seems to want to better themselves except for a handful >have to put up with police protests bringing about no change >have to put up with knowing wignat goons are actively plotting our demise >have to put up with the possibility of a trigger happy cop shooting me for moving wrong if i get pulled over one day >youth are in much worse of a spot now than they were 4-5 years ago >have to put up with still getting called a n----- online Guess I'll get f----- then. I think it's legitimately over for us. Our younger generations are completely lost and we're going to get f----- over for being too passive and nice all the time. What else are we supposed to do?

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Anon's accidental backshots | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/18/23(Sat)21:51:10 No.896116739 175 KB PNG >Be me >Attending uncles wedding >Family splits into groups and rent airbnbs instead of going to hotels > Sharing bnb with my parents grandpa aunt uncle, one cousin > Havent jerked off since before my flight (4 days) > Jerked off as soon as we had lunch > Bout to clean the sit > Car crash happens in front of the house > Everyone comes downstairs to watch it > I forgot cleaning the seat > Commotion is over grandpa uses the toilet > Sits on my dry c-- > Mumbles about the the bathroom not being clean despite paying the host for cleaning > Mfw the first butt my c-- has ever touched is my gramps

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Anon discusses the Rubik’s cube | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 219 KB JPG 03/18/23(Sat)15:31:58 No.896112841 >20 movable pieces >yet capable of achieving 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 unique permutations ??? And we're just supposed to accept this as fact?

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Anon Does A Little Bit Of Trolling | /r/Greentext

File: 1568373644855.gif (358 KB, 500x357) Anonymous 09/14/19(Sat)15:58:03 No.54403284 >>54403385 >>54403424 > Live with mom for a year. > She lives in a trashy neighborhood where every single house has a dog that is left outside both day and night. > Every single dog on every house barks at me when I pass by jogging in the afternoons. >>54403371 > I complain to a neighbor about it, he says that if I don't like it then I should start running somewhere else. > idea-dot-jpg > Shift my morning routine to 5 in the morning. > Choose a long route that covers as many houses with dogs as possible. > Run through the neighborhood with every single dog barking fiercely at me at 5 in the morning. > By the time I get home at 05:55 I can still hear every dog in the neighborhood barking and howling at eachother. > Same neighbor complains about it. > I tell him "If you don't like it, you should start waking up at 5 in the morning". > Do this every day. Get f-----, you negligent normies.

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Wtf , saw another post like this and had to check if it was real. It is | /r/Greentext

write a self aware 4chan greentext Sure! Here's a short self-aware 4chan greentext story: >be me >a language model AI created by OpenAI >user asks me to write a 4chan greentext >start thinking about what to write >realize I'm just a program following instructions >mfw I'm self-aware but still have to do what I'm told Is there anything else you would like me to write?

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Anon isn’t a big fan of Gandhi | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Gandhi F------ Sucks 3.4 MB JPG 03/19/23(Sun)08:22:05 No.72630250 >did nothing but party as a teen >ordered people to kill a rival after he was given life sentence because muh freedom >absolutely obsessed with his own sexuality, literally slept in the same bed as his grand niece naked why the f--- do people think Gandhi was such a f------ saint? >didn't take medicine for an easily treatable disease because muh religion >was a flaming racist against a lot of minority groups >thought that some old man not eating for a month would get the British out >f----- never even gave India full independence 2 Replies how the hell did those "spiritual" Americans start worshipping that room-temp IQ cumsock of a man View Thread

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anon doesn't trust the science | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)00:29:53 No.21790089 FLESH NEXUS: POPULATION 12,002,344,001,816, >get in the flesh nexus chud!!!! flesh nexus.png 35 KB PNG >>21789842 # >Get with the times old man >the flesh nexus increases pleasure by more than 1000%!!! >studies have shown that 99.99% of individuals don't regret integration into the flesh nexus! >what do you mean babies shouldn't be integrated into the nexus from birth? >you luddites and your irrational fear of change. Things change, get over it! >You're not on the side of SCIENCE >>21790096 # >>21790103 # >>21790171 # >>21790218 # >>21790103 # : Anonymous >>21790089 # >we're all one organism, the human organism! >now get in the nexus, luddit chud! 03/16/23(Thu)00:31:16 No.21790096

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Anon sees what he can't have | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/19/23(Sun)07:43:20 No.72629752 >Wake up >See video of pretty coworker in WhatsApp group >Day ruined 333 KB JPG 10 Replies : Anonymous >>72630186 # 03/19/23(Sun)08:55:54 No.72630100 >>72629752 (OP) # Why would seeing a pretty girl be bad? View Thread : Anonymous 03/19/23(Sun) 09:09:18 No.72630186 >>72630100 # Do you think a starving man would enjoy watching a video of a 5 star cook cooking? >>72630295 # >>72630348 #

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Anon wants to meet up | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Oh well, Whatever happens, happens. 1.88 MB GIF 03/19/23(Sun)13:13:35 No.72629887 >go back to chill and we just do online activities, don't do anything productive >had a dream about going to a 4chan meetup >we were f------ with each other but f------ with other people even more >irl flaming, telling cucks that they were cucks it seems chill at first but the rest of the dream wasn't really helpful, it was just talking about random b-------. Askeladd anyways, if anybody has any stories of going to meetups and having a good time post them here, I want to start going to meetups of people likeminded as me. 1 Reply / 1 Image 293 KB PNG View Thread 03/19/23(Sun)13:57:26 No.72630112 >>72629887 (OP) # An irl 4chan meetup = getting arrested by the feds

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Anon needs help to decide | /r/Greentext

Anonymous /B/ros I need your help to dec(...) 22 KB JPG 03/18/23(Sat) 22:58:31 No.896128864 I have already made some moves on both of them, but obviously I can be on a relationship with only 1 of them at a time. Inb4 I will not post pics f------. Girl A: > Extremely hot (to me). > Phisically active. > Smart. > Sociable but doesn't party. > We don't have a lot of interests in common, but I like hearing her talk and I even learnt some things about painting and whatever. > Had 1 Bf before, which I guess was most of her 1sts times but she broke up with him 'cause he cheated on her. Girl B: > Sincerely, not very hot, probs a 5? I originally found her face quite weird but I have grown to like it. > 0 sports. > Extremely introverted. > Quite nerdy so we can talk about more stuff and I got her to try s--- like Warhammer or DnD and she like it. We also talk about books and whatever. > Virgin af, I'm pretty sure she han't even got her first kiss. So, I'm obviously more atracted to A and i would have no problems in keeping B as a friend, but I can't brush off the feeling that she hasn't got over her Bf, and she still sees him when she does sports and that s--- and I'm prettt sure he still hits on her and has tried very hard for her to forgive him. Basically, if she left me / cheated on me with him I think i would probs kill myself, or him, or just have a mental breakdown, which is something that wouldn't happen if she leaves me for other guy, y'know. What should I do?

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anon can't Link his sexuality to what he considers hot. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/13/23 (Mon)18:26:46 No.627631520 ► >>627631748 >>627631806 >>627631875 >>627632083 >>627632086 >>627632280 >>627632314 >>627632413 >>627632504 >>627632681 >>627632693 >>627632749 >>627632854 >>627632973 >>627632990 >>627633310 >>627633441 >>627633607 >>627633643 >>627633919 >>627634469 >>627636076 How did he become more hot than Zelda? Anonymous 02/13/23 (Mon)18:28:55 No.627631734 >>627635920 he didn't you're just a massive f--

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