: Anonymous 10/31/19(Thu)19:20:01 No.13146883 >be 1 month neet after my job of a year >my only skill is videogames >think cooking is for girls >discover gordon ramsay >he's angry, but wise and 33 KB JPG understandable >start watching hall his videos >just made a pumpkin soup after his recipe and my whole family likes it and says good job >get happy that I finally did something on my own and that my family isn't angry or disappointing thank you Ramsay

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File: images (1).jpg (7 KB, 228x221) Go to the gym and seek self improvement ffs Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat)21:49:58 No.32380026 >be me >have best friend for 5 years >let's call him Dave >Dave has been in love with his childhood friend/crush since grade 1 >we'll call her Abigail > She is active in sports and has an excellent grade in uni >Abigail gets a boyfriend >dude is a gym Chad™ >Dave goes full rage mode >rants to me about how "Chads" steal all the girls and women only like jerks >Dave says Abigail's bf treats her like crap and sleeps with lot of women >actually met Abigail's bf >he's legit the nicest guy I've met >Christian, has never slept with women, devout but doesn't push it on anyone >major in peace studies and wants to become a charity worker abroad >dude even helped me out at the gym >went from skinny as hell to gaining 10kg in 2 months thanks to him >We play basketball together with his bros >Dave, meanwhile, is lazy, overweight, watches anime/LoL all day, and spams edgy s--- on 4chan >bro, get your act together Dave, I know you're reading this because you live on /b/. Abigail didn't pick her bf just because he's jacked. She picked him because he's actually a decent human being. Take a hard look at yourself and stop spreading lies about someone who's better than you in every way. Touch some grass, bro.

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File: Greece, _Turkey_and_Cyprus(...).png (305 KB, 1920x1088) >>173 ☐ Imagine if this happened.. Anonymous 11/29/24(Fri)09:23:54 No. 17307836 Imagine if Turks while conquering Greece and Anatolia actually cut the tongues of all Greek speakers, so that the language eventually died out, not only in Anatolia, but also in Greece somewhere in the 19th century, so there was never a Greek independence war, and Greek is dead and used only as a liturgical language by the now minority Christian population of some of the ottoman empire's historically Greek areas, who are the only ones who still call themselves Romans-Greeks. After romanticism, nationalism etc a majority muslim state of Turkey has emerged that is about the territory of Greece and Turkey, where almost everyone speaks Turkish within it. Now imagine that because of those movements Turks begun to view Greek history as amazing and started calling themselves Greeks, regardless if they literally killed the Greek language and continue to persecute the only minority that has any ties to Greek- Roman identity. They pushed this so hard that now the whole world believes that Turks are actually Greeks. Pic unrelated, this actually happened and is now Egypt.

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File: avatars-000340456337-i4hm(...).jpg (106 KB, 1080x1080) ■Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat) 17:51:00 No.79616531 [Reply] >>79618111 >>79618488 >be me back in middle school >have no friends and on my way to inceldom >usually spend lunch time in the classroom with my hot teacher >she tells me we can hang out after school but to tell my mom im going out with friends >tell mom im going to hang out with friends >she knows im a friendless loser so she forces the truth out of me >she goes a------ and i end up changing schools >be now, 15 years later >be feeling nostalgic so start googling about my old school and teacher >find out she went to jail after having sex with one of her students and messaging others >sudden realization ANONS I WOULDNT BE A F------ VIRGIN IRGHT NOW IF MY F------ BITCH OF A MOTHER WOULDNT OCKC BLOCK ME I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER

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File: Obe1c9c9aaed3e94a64ac9e70(...).jpg (82 KB, 1280x720) NATIONAL PRESS CLUB OF AUSTRALL NATIONAL PRESS CLUB OF AUSTRALIA NATIONAL PRESS C OF AUST ONAL CLUB ALIA Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)19:03:46 No.206422353 >>206422577 >>206423734 >>206423743 >>206423845 >>206423875 >>206424153 >>206424287 >>206424364 >>206424413 >>206424453 >>206424901 >Boss of the ABC (Australian broadcasting corporation) seethes about Joe Rogan existing >https://x.com/joerogan/status/1861806984967688372 No wonder Australian programming is so dogshit with these retarded boomers running the show. ☐ Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)19:14:05 No.206422577 >>206422353 (OP). >Globalist Authoritarian Propagandist rages at the fact that Alternative and Non-State Sources of Media & Information exist Satus f------ Quo. >> ☐ Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)20:20:22 No.206423702 >>206424342 >>206424409 >>206424413 >>206424416 >>206424782 File: file.png (395 KB, 650x366) >>206423827 >>206423830 >>206424293 >>206424297 >>206424316 >"I don't think people have unlimited license to say what they want, simply because they believe something to be so," argued Mr Williams. >"What fascinates me is you say something negative about Joe Rogan - and I have been swarmed with the most unbelievably vicious responses. I got one this morning that said that I should stay in my lane and watch out, and you read it and you think, 'What are you saying to me?"" he said >"Where is this super sensitivity deriving from? You make a comment in response to a legitimate question from a journalist. You answer it concisely and give an honest answer in terms of what your own perception of Mr Rogan is. And suddenly I get this huge pile-on from people in the most aggressive way, saying that I have a warped out look on the world, that I am an embarrassment to our nation, that I am in some way unhinged, that that I am a supreme example of of of arrogance and disconnection with Australian society. >"Do you think they've got glass jaws?" asked Mr Epstein. >"Their whole body is made of glass. How can people react in such a, frankly, demonic fashion? I really stand back in disbelief," said Mr Williams. ☐ Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)20:33:59 No.206423918 >Nooooo! You can't just have pull & influence with audiences AND be somebody that we DON'T control! You could ruin EVERYTHING!!! Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)20:57:59 No.206424287 >>206422353 (OP) >"People like Mr. Rogan prey on people's vulnerabilities. They prey on fear. They prey on anxiety." Imagine being a state media stooge & projecting THIS hard. ☐ Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)21:06:56 No.206424409 >>206424574 >>206423702 >Accusing others of being "too sensitive" when he can't even handle getting told to STFU after shooting his stupid mouth off on Television/Radio and proving himself to be an authoritarian jackass. Always accuse your opposition of being guilty of what you know yourself to be guilty of. ☐ Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)21:07:23 No.206424416 >>206423702 >demonic fashion Why are anglos so hyperbolic? This reminds me of how British newspapers describe everything as "vile" and "wicked" without any regard to a proportional reaction. What a bunch of p------. ☐ Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)21:10:00 No.206424453 >>206422353 (OP). >>206424593 >>206424648 that public broadcasting has turned into full fledged left wing propaganda is a phenomenon in all western world countries, huh Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)21:43:08 No.206424949 I tend to forget that the ABC even exists.

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: SSUATCYU) 133 KB PNG ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/30/24(Sat) 14:34:31 No.490034349 Google most affordable countries in the world >Third world countries Google least affordable countries in the world >First world countries Guys, do thirdies really have it better? Anonymous (ID: XQTFyvoe >>490034349 (OP) Google the most affordable food >S----- fast food Google least affordable foods >Michelin starred restaurant Guys, is McDonald's really better? 11/30/24(Sat) 14:36:02 No.490034486

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Anonymous >>206497604 (OP) # 11/30/24(Sat) 10:46:49 No.206498217 >Spotify pays Joe Rogan 250 million dollars >He moves to Austin to get out of CA because he's suddenly in a much higher income tax bracket >"Bro I had to get out of LA bro there's so many homeless people there it's crazy!" >Harris wants to tax people who make more than $400,000 >"Bro Trump is the man bro trust me"

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