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File: 1568373644855.gif (358 KB, 500x357) Anonymous 09/14/19(Sat)15:58:03 No.54403284 >>54403385 >>54403424 > Live with mom for a year. > She lives in a trashy neighborhood where every single house has a dog that is left outside both day and night. > Every single dog on every house barks at me when I pass by jogging in the afternoons. >>54403371 > I complain to a neighbor about it, he says that if I don't like it then I should start running somewhere else. > idea-dot-jpg > Shift my morning routine to 5 in the morning. > Choose a long route that covers as many houses with dogs as possible. > Run through the neighborhood with every single dog barking fiercely at me at 5 in the morning. > By the time I get home at 05:55 I can still hear every dog in the neighborhood barking and howling at eachother. > Same neighbor complains about it. > I tell him "If you don't like it, you should start waking up at 5 in the morning". > Do this every day. Get f-----, you negligent normies.

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous Gandhi F------ Sucks 3.4 MB JPG 03/19/23(Sun)08:22:05 No.72630250 >did nothing but party as a teen >ordered people to kill a rival after he was given life sentence because muh freedom >absolutely obsessed with his own sexuality, literally slept in the same bed as his grand niece naked why the f--- do people think Gandhi was such a f------ saint? >didn't take medicine for an easily treatable disease because muh religion >was a flaming racist against a lot of minority groups >thought that some old man not eating for a month would get the British out >f----- never even gave India full independence 2 Replies how the hell did those "spiritual" Americans start worshipping that room-temp IQ cumsock of a man View Thread

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: Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)00:29:53 No.21790089 FLESH NEXUS: POPULATION 12,002,344,001,816, >get in the flesh nexus chud!!!! flesh nexus.png 35 KB PNG >>21789842 # >Get with the times old man >the flesh nexus increases pleasure by more than 1000%!!! >studies have shown that 99.99% of individuals don't regret integration into the flesh nexus! >what do you mean babies shouldn't be integrated into the nexus from birth? >you luddites and your irrational fear of change. Things change, get over it! >You're not on the side of SCIENCE >>21790096 # >>21790103 # >>21790171 # >>21790218 # >>21790103 # : Anonymous >>21790089 # >we're all one organism, the human organism! >now get in the nexus, luddit chud! 03/16/23(Thu)00:31:16 No.21790096

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Anonymous 03/19/23(Sun)07:43:20 No.72629752 >Wake up >See video of pretty coworker in WhatsApp group >Day ruined 333 KB JPG 10 Replies : Anonymous >>72630186 # 03/19/23(Sun)08:55:54 No.72630100 >>72629752 (OP) # Why would seeing a pretty girl be bad? View Thread : Anonymous 03/19/23(Sun) 09:09:18 No.72630186 >>72630100 # Do you think a starving man would enjoy watching a video of a 5 star cook cooking? >>72630295 # >>72630348 #

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Anonymous Oh well, Whatever happens, happens. 1.88 MB GIF 03/19/23(Sun)13:13:35 No.72629887 >go back to chill and we just do online activities, don't do anything productive >had a dream about going to a 4chan meetup >we were f------ with each other but f------ with other people even more >irl flaming, telling cucks that they were cucks it seems chill at first but the rest of the dream wasn't really helpful, it was just talking about random b-------. Askeladd anyways, if anybody has any stories of going to meetups and having a good time post them here, I want to start going to meetups of people likeminded as me. 1 Reply / 1 Image 293 KB PNG View Thread 03/19/23(Sun)13:57:26 No.72630112 >>72629887 (OP) # An irl 4chan meetup = getting arrested by the feds

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Anonymous /B/ros I need your help to dec(...) 22 KB JPG 03/18/23(Sat) 22:58:31 No.896128864 I have already made some moves on both of them, but obviously I can be on a relationship with only 1 of them at a time. Inb4 I will not post pics f------. Girl A: > Extremely hot (to me). > Phisically active. > Smart. > Sociable but doesn't party. > We don't have a lot of interests in common, but I like hearing her talk and I even learnt some things about painting and whatever. > Had 1 Bf before, which I guess was most of her 1sts times but she broke up with him 'cause he cheated on her. Girl B: > Sincerely, not very hot, probs a 5? I originally found her face quite weird but I have grown to like it. > 0 sports. > Extremely introverted. > Quite nerdy so we can talk about more stuff and I got her to try s--- like Warhammer or DnD and she like it. We also talk about books and whatever. > Virgin af, I'm pretty sure she han't even got her first kiss. So, I'm obviously more atracted to A and i would have no problems in keeping B as a friend, but I can't brush off the feeling that she hasn't got over her Bf, and she still sees him when she does sports and that s--- and I'm prettt sure he still hits on her and has tried very hard for her to forgive him. Basically, if she left me / cheated on me with him I think i would probs kill myself, or him, or just have a mental breakdown, which is something that wouldn't happen if she leaves me for other guy, y'know. What should I do?

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anon can't Link his sexuality to what he considers hot. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/13/23 (Mon)18:26:46 No.627631520 ► >>627631748 >>627631806 >>627631875 >>627632083 >>627632086 >>627632280 >>627632314 >>627632413 >>627632504 >>627632681 >>627632693 >>627632749 >>627632854 >>627632973 >>627632990 >>627633310 >>627633441 >>627633607 >>627633643 >>627633919 >>627634469 >>627636076 How did he become more hot than Zelda? Anonymous 02/13/23 (Mon)18:28:55 No.627631734 >>627635920 he didn't you're just a massive f--

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Anon is in pain. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/19/23(Sun)15:41:58 No.72628210 >the girl who is my pretty much my best friend, that I'm madly in love and I share a lot of common interest and great vibes with is currently getting creampied without birth control by her broke, stoner boyfriend 139 KB JPG What happens after you die? Does the pain finally end, or is it torment on the level that we will never be able to imagine?

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203,4 kB JPG >be me >named David >be depressed for the past 4 years, almost killed myself a couple times >one day while eating with my mother she says that she gave me my name by the David and Goliath story >think about it >My depression is my Goliath >No matter how weak and insignificant I am I will prevail my Goliath and kill it >Start feeling better about myself Thanks mom.

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File: pic related.jpg (39 KB, 474x474) Anonymous 03/19/23(Sun)01:36:28 No.896143943 >be me >house husband >wife has a incredibly successful job as a ceo of a mid to large sized company >she comes home drunk a lot lately >wanting to f--- >i dont mind i like the seggs >she comes home one day with a bag >drunk ish, but still capable of rational thought >she tells me to put this on and hands me the bag >i open the bag and look inside >chinese dress and a pink wig >what >put this on >she kabedons me (pushes me against the wall) >and tells me to put this on with her hand against my throat >shes got a tight grip and it gives me the M.O.A.B >horny brain takes over and i put it on >look kinda cute in the mirror >she takes me to the bed and forcefully tongue kisses me >my mind goes blank as she proceeds to just lick me all over the place >my eyes roll into the back of my head and i achieve buddhist nirvana >im legit seeing weird ass s--- thinking im tripping >she starts to ride me and by GOD SHE RIDES >boucing on my d--- like its a god damned bouncy house fun ride >about to c-- and she notices >squeezes my c--- and says not today bad boy >pass out and c-- INSTANTLY i love my wife but h-------- i think she turned me into her f----- pic related, its the dress

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: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 03/19/23(Sun)10:49:33 No.72629143 >"wow anon you are smart you should go to university" >go to university like a good kid >"wow anon you are smart you should get Master" 3 Replies >study to get Master degree like a good kid >"wow anon you are smart we need you in our university" >study to be a Professor like a good kid >now be a 9-5 wagie with $88k/year >meanwhile Belle Delphine's net worth is $2 million for doing almost nothing it was almost like a scam View Thread

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: Anonymous 02/26/23(Sun)23:01:15 No.72374502 30 KB JPG >be me >browsing instagram's stories >see one my hot cousin just posted >its ome of those anonymous questions thingies >be horny so quickly ask her how much would she be willing to sell nudes >instantly regret it cause im not a pervert, just did in the heat of the moment but carry on anyways >get a couple of messages from her like a minute later >heart drops, somehow she f------ found out >havent opened the messages but in my notifs she's asking if I asked her a question cause im the only one who has seen her story and there was an odd question Anons how the f--- do i get out of this one. I cant just pretend to be trolling her, shes on the younger side iykwim and again, i wasnt thinking straight im f------ s------- my pants right now

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File: 1568373644855.gif (358 KB, 500x357) Anonymous 09/14/19(Sat)15:58:03 No.54403284 >>54403385 >>54403424 > Live with mom for a year. > She lives in a trashy neighborhood where every single house has a dog that is left outside both day and night. > Every single dog on every house barks at me when I pass by jogging in the afternoons. >>54403371 > I complain to a neighbor about it, he says that if I don't like it then I should start running somewhere else. > idea-dot-jpg > Shift my morning routine to 5 in the morning. > Choose a long route that covers as many houses with dogs as possible. > Run through the neighborhood with every single dog barking fiercely at me at 5 in the morning. > By the time I get home at 05:55 I can still hear every dog in the neighborhood barking and howling at eachother. > Same neighbor complains about it. > I tell him "If you don't like it, you should start waking up at 5 in the morning". > Do this every day. Get f-----, you negligent normies.

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