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Anon finds a purpose | /r/Greentext
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![File: 800px-Gewehr_98_noBG.jpg (34 KB, 800x320) O Anonymous 03/18/23(Sat)10:53:17 No.57534404 [Reply] >>57534463 How come the men of yore were okay yompin' around with 30 inches of barrel but you spoiled US lardasses are uncomfortable with 20? Anonymous 03/18/23(Sat)11:01:50 No.57534463 >>57534404 (OP) # Shut the f--- up.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/553/472/98e.jpg "/k/anon status: BTFO | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1442571422947.jpg (220 KB, 1182x966) Anonymous 03/07/16(Mon)18:05:16 No.672747306 [Reply] ► >>672749164 >be me >going to see the viewing of Zootopia >in the theater here they have an RPX viewing place where you can reserve seats >reserve the entire row, costs me almost $150 >this is the best row, the one right by the stairs >the one that all the moms with their little s---- go to sit at because it's the easiest to get to >sit right in the middle >hot cooked food to the left, drink, popcorn to the right >moms start pouring in with their spawn >trying to sit down >"sorry but all of these seats are reserved" >"for who?" >"for me" >"you can't do that" >"yes, I can" >almost every single one of them ask to go see a manager, carrying their spawn along with them >manager comes in, I show him the tickets with the seat spot numbers as proof that I reserved the seats >"sorry ma'am, he reserved them, but there are plenty of other seats to sit at" >at this point they don't even care where they sit, they just don't want me to win >they start complaining to the manager about how it's b------- that I get to reserve every seat in the row and how they should change their policy to where each person can only reserve one seat and bla bla bla >manager backs me up though, what a trooper >they accept defeat and take their seats >few moments later, some people come in without kids, and go to sit down in the row I reserved >soccer mom in the row above me tells them in a very bitchy way "you can't sit there, he reserved every single seat in that row just for him. It's b-------" >"no it's fine, you guys can sit here" >this just pisses her off more >she storms out and gets a manager again >hear her yelling at the manager about how he's discriminating against her >she threatens to leave >he kid starts crying >she admits defeat again and sits down >l audibly laugh >"that's it" >she grabs her kid by the arm and leaves >mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/331/485/a47.png "anon goes to see a movie | /r/Greentext")
![apeau de la France[1].png (66 KB, 220x221) Anonymous 09/03/14(Wed)19:43:47 No.2969 >>29700838 >>29700861 >>29700969 >>29701506>>29702088 >most beautiful language in the world >warm climate >beautiful countryside >picturesque cities >attractive women >one of the richest artistic heritages in the world >best food in Europe >best-dressed people in Europe That's right, it's time for an Italy thread. Pic unrelated Showing all replies.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/523/307/0a0.jpg "Anon loves mama mia | /r/Greentext")
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