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Anonymous 03/18/23(Sat)09:28:01 No.631242841 >>631226164 (OP) # >2012 >In GameStop browsing for a used copy of Zelda Phantom Hourglass >saw a blonde qt 3.14 clerk with curves 87 KB JPG >decided to go up and flirt with her >she checks my items >"So, you're a big Zelda fan huh? My brother loved those games growing up, never heard of one that's called Phantom Hourglass though." >"Really? I thought you would've heard about it with a body like yours.” >awkward silence >everyone in the line behind me just stopped talking and physically cringed together >even the janitor stopped what he was doing and glanced at me for a moment >clerk just glares at me and silently handed my bag to me >try to speedwalk my way out of the store >tripped on a Mass Effect 3 cardboard stand >everyone is still awkwardly staring at me >get up and run away to the parking lot >never came back to that plaza ever again >>631243989 # >>631248343 # >>631272178 # >>631281109 # >>631285457 # >>631289197 # >>631290234 # >>631291421 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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