Anonymous 32 KB JPG 01/26/23(Thu)18:55:29 No.71976287 >>71975841 (OP) # >WHAAAAAT? YOU DONT LIKE COLLEGE??? BUT...BUT HOW? EVERYONE NEEDS TO GO TO COLLEGE >IM DOING A 4 YEAR MAJOR IN SOCIO-BIO-ECONOMICS WITH A MINOR IN NEW WORLD FILM STUDYS PHILOSPHY >ARENT YOU GLAD YOU MOVED OUT OF YOUR HICK TOWN AND ALL THAT WILDERNESS AND INTO THE CITY >ITS SO DIVERSE, SO MANY COOL STORES AND STARBUCKS >WHAT ABOUT THE CLUBS AND SOCIETIES???? THE DEAN APPROVED OUR WALKOUT PLAN FOR PROTESTING AGAINST RACISM >IF YOU DONT GO TO COLLEGE YOUR GOING TO END UP BEING A JANITOR OR SOME BORING JOB FOREVER >DEBT? DEPRESSION? NO MEANING IN LIFE? NO NO NO THATS ALL MADE UP NONSENSE IM THE HAPPIEST IVE EVER BEEN JUST LOOK MY DORM AND ALL MY TIK TOKS THAT SHOW MY DAILY LIFE WITH MY NEW AWESOME FRIENDS >HA WHAT DO YOU KNOW ANYWAYS YOU DONT HAVE A PHD

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Screenshot_20211211-204924_Amazon Shopping~2.jpg 153 KB JPG >get gf cow lingerie on amazon >f--- her in it many times >driving past field of cows on my way home from work >get r----------- Did a God really create us?

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File: 1395600443739.gif-(2.52 MB, 400x225, RecThread.gif) GI Anonymous 03/23/14(Sun)11:47 UTC-7 No.236750509 Replies: >>236750581 >>236750707 >>236750761 >>236751. RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD GAMES F--- Packages that include this game DUBS AND I'LL BUY IT IMMEDIATELY Anonymous 03/23/14(Sun)11:51 UTC-7 No.236751000 Replies: >>236751060 >>236751131 >>236751134>>236751147 >>236751189 >>236751191 >>236751269 >>23675 Train simulator 2014 with all DLC Buy Train Simulator 2014 - Standard Edition Includes 4 items: Train Simulator 2014, Donner Pass: Southern Pacific Route Add-On, London-Faversham High Speed Route Add-On, Hamburg-Hanover Route Add-On PACKAGE INFO PACKAGE INFO $39.99 Buy Train Simulator 2014: Steam Edition Includes 6 items: Train Simulator 2014, Donner Pass: Southern Pacific Route Add-On, London-Faversham High Speed Route Add-On, Hamburg-Hanover Route Add-On, Sheemness Branch Extension Route Add-On, Southern Pacific SD70M Loco Add-On ADD TO CART $3,593.39 6- $54.99 ADD TO CART $3,593.39 ADD ALL DLC TO CART Anonymous 03/23/14(Sun)11:52 UTC-7 No.236751131 >>236751000 h-------- op you dun goofed Anonymous 03/23/14(Sun)11:52 UTC-7 No.236751147 File: 1395600767309.gif-(1.2 MB, 420x236, 1366150360495.gif) GI >>236751000 You poor m-----------. ADD ALL DLC TO CART

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Anon plays Persona | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous What the f---??? Xbyuji 01/09/23(Mon)21:45:06 No.623709161 Hey, it's another one of them input things. This time the word's, uh... "HUGS"? Ann It says "HUGE," you moron! Can you even read? Morgana IMG_20230109_214046.jpg 38 KB JPG > Whoops, my bad guys- > OH MY GOD RYUJI, YOU'RE SO000 RETARDED, KAMOSHIDA SHOULD HAVE BROKE YOUR NECK INSTEAD, F------ MORON. It happens pretty much all the time, how are they supposed to be friends??

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piracy is based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/21(Mon)08:42:19 No.848555469 >80s, 90s, 2000s >everyone is forced to pay for media >sometime around 2007 >the internet becomes good enough for piracy to be widely practiced [visible disgust] 110 KB JPG >piracy becomes popular enough for it to be a real problem for megacorps who want to keep all their money >suddenly, Netflix >piracy falls out of vogue hard because there's basically no reason to pirate anything anymore >streaming really is just that cheap and convenient >netflix gets greedy >they want to pivot into becoming a production company >production companies are threatened by this >they start pulling their s--- from Netflix >won't let Netflix host their s--- at any price at all >seeing the amount of money Netflix made doing streaming, however, these companies decide to each independently set up their own streaming services >the average person doesn't have the money to subscribe to all of them >some of these companies aren't even selling their films and television shows anymore. it's all just streaming now. >people go back to piracy en masse 1 Reply >??? >profit all hail the internet. get f-----, streaming industry View Thread

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Anon thinks she's the center of attention and her life is a soap opera | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Fembot Feels YOTE 回 Next Bersede O 181 KB JPG I... huh? 01/13/22(Thu)17:39:34 No.66973664 >go on several dates with a guy >ultimately decide I don't like him that way >get so anxious that I have a severe panic attack which lands me in the hospital for several days >finally text him saying that I'm not interested in him and just want to be friends >"Okay, understood. Thanks for the dates, they were fun." 2 Replies / 1 Image >scared of telling him this because I know men get psychotic and violent over rejection View Thread

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File: 1610963188342.jpg (459 KB, 2048x1133) O Anonymous 01/25/23(Wed)07:24:22 No.71960590 [Reply] >>71969911 >>71970876 So, robots. What was it like when you lost your virginity? >Be nineteen year old f-----, kissless virgin with a thing for older guys >Typical quiet guy, not beta but not alpha either >Looking around on adam4adam >H-------- what is wrong with some of these people >One guy compliments my star trek shirt instead of telling me how much he wants to sodomise me while peeing >He's 50, tall and handsome >We start talking >Eventually meet up for coffee >He's fun to be around, we joke about all the weird people we've met or talk about star trek >Meeting up for coffee becomes a daily ritual, we eventually start going to dinner or the movies on the weekends >Have first kiss with him alone in a movie theater about two weeks in >After a month of seeing each other constantly, the family that was staying with him goes back to their state >He invites me to spend the night with him the day they leave >He pulls me up to him the moment I'm in the door and we kiss for a good ten minutes right there >Leads me to bedroom >We cuddle for a while >Things inevitably lead to sex >He's really gentle, shows me what to do the whole time >More cuddling after I was really lucky to do it with someone I trusted. It was pretty great. 10/10 would lose virginity again. Still with him too

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anon doesnt like the broccoli haircut | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 778 KB PNG >walk away 01/26/23(Thu)20:17:35 No.893313460 >strollin' >see two broccoli-haired zoomers having trouble with their car >they ask someone for help, get ignored >they see me >they ask me for help >pretend I don't hear them I would have helped if they didn't have that disgusting mulatto perm.

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anon is british | /r/Greentext

01/27/23 (Fri)02:15:51 No.893317163 Teeth are so f------ idiotic it blows my mind. Let me get this straight: >humans evolved to have highly advanced brains (some of us at least) >we've invented cures for horrible diseases, automobiles, airplanes, spacecraft, even the f------ high speed Internet and lasers and s--- thanks to our evolved brain, we have much much longer lives now and its all thanks to human ingenuity >yet we didn't evolve to regrow our teeth >worse, they still have nerves and roots that cause excruciating pain if f----- with >whats the f------ point of teeth hurting if there isn't anything a human, without modern dentistry, could do about it? its f------ dumb >they can even get infected and kill us >also not that hard to break : Anonymous 288 KB JPG >could make an entire other thread about the stupidity of wisdom teeth which serve literally no purpose except to f--- our mouths up >if we hadn't invented toothbrush and toothpaste with our evolved brains w-- would we do? >simple solution would be for the teeth to just fall out and grow back like plenty of animals, including dumbass sharks, but no In case you couldn't tell, I hate teeth so much.

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Anon plays D&D | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)23:15 No.16426614 File 1317006946.jpg-(96 KB, 634x456, sir bearington.jpg) MOS >Make a bear character in D&D 3.5 >DM laughs >Make bear a rogue, put every point I can into disguise >Prestige class as a spy to get more disguise >DM says I can't speak english >Max out bluff >By growling and gesturing, I can fake speaking a language I don't speak (english) >use money to hire a butler NPC >Give him magical item to let him speak bear "GROWWWWWL" "An excellent suggestion, Mister Bearington. We really should ask the group to investigate the Black Marsh >Over the course of the game, be knighted as Sir Bearington >Queen holds a dinner in my honor. >A guest becomes the first man to ever make a perception check that can beat my disguise >Shouts out loud "HEY, THAT GUY'S NOT A GUY, HE'S JUST A BEAR!" >Man is escorted out of the castle while the guards apologise profusely for the indignity "We're so sorry, Sir Bearington, very sorry for this man's behavior" "ROAR" *shrug*

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Anon wins a battle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >be me >haven't s--- in days >feel urge >go to toilet >sit down and prepare for hell >push slightly >HolyFuck.JPG >a------ gaped larger than nuclear crater >remember god gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors >muster strength and push with the force of a million suns 31 KB JPG 06/19/21 (Sat)10:36:53 No.857190919 >incredible pain >Plop.MP3 >relief >look at turd >wider than my hand >mfw i am gods strongest warrior

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File (hide): 1674748520165.png (48.07 KB, 708x800, 1674731521757.png) ImgOps Chud 10 minutes ago No2150826 >be me >hanging out with girlfriend after work >she is acting pretty flirtatious >wearing a short skirt I haven't seen her wear before >we start watching Squid Game >my donger is in her mouth three minutes later >feels good tho man >she looks at me and says "You want some bussy daddy?" >>2150841 >>2150847 >she bends over and presents the hole >d--- is rock hard when suddenly it clicks >"ah, honey, why did you call it bussy? I thought you were a girl?" >she looks worried but I can see her girldick is throbbing >"ah yeah daddy it's a girl bussy just for you" >have sweaty sex with her and blow a giant load right in her girl bussy she's not a gay guy is she chuds? Chud 9 minutes ago Nº2150830 This happened

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Anonymous 32 KB JPG 01/26/23(Thu)18:55:29 No.71976287 >>71975841 (OP) # >WHAAAAAT? YOU DONT LIKE COLLEGE??? BUT...BUT HOW? EVERYONE NEEDS TO GO TO COLLEGE >IM DOING A 4 YEAR MAJOR IN SOCIO-BIO-ECONOMICS WITH A MINOR IN NEW WORLD FILM STUDYS PHILOSPHY >ARENT YOU GLAD YOU MOVED OUT OF YOUR HICK TOWN AND ALL THAT WILDERNESS AND INTO THE CITY >ITS SO DIVERSE, SO MANY COOL STORES AND STARBUCKS >WHAT ABOUT THE CLUBS AND SOCIETIES???? THE DEAN APPROVED OUR WALKOUT PLAN FOR PROTESTING AGAINST RACISM >IF YOU DONT GO TO COLLEGE YOUR GOING TO END UP BEING A JANITOR OR SOME BORING JOB FOREVER >DEBT? DEPRESSION? NO MEANING IN LIFE? NO NO NO THATS ALL MADE UP NONSENSE IM THE HAPPIEST IVE EVER BEEN JUST LOOK MY DORM AND ALL MY TIK TOKS THAT SHOW MY DAILY LIFE WITH MY NEW AWESOME FRIENDS >HA WHAT DO YOU KNOW ANYWAYS YOU DONT HAVE A PHD

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