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: Anonymous 03/01/21(Mon)08:42:19 No.848555469 >80s, 90s, 2000s >everyone is forced to pay for media >sometime around 2007 >the internet becomes good enough for piracy to be widely practiced [visible disgust] 110 KB JPG >piracy becomes popular enough for it to be a real problem for megacorps who want to keep all their money >suddenly, Netflix >piracy falls out of vogue hard because there's basically no reason to pirate anything anymore >streaming really is just that cheap and convenient >netflix gets greedy >they want to pivot into becoming a production company >production companies are threatened by this >they start pulling their s--- from Netflix >won't let Netflix host their s--- at any price at all >seeing the amount of money Netflix made doing streaming, however, these companies decide to each independently set up their own streaming services >the average person doesn't have the money to subscribe to all of them >some of these companies aren't even selling their films and television shows anymore. it's all just streaming now. >people go back to piracy en masse 1 Reply >??? >profit all hail the internet. get f-----, streaming industry View Thread

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous Fembot Feels YOTE 回 Next Bersede O 181 KB JPG I... huh? 01/13/22(Thu)17:39:34 No.66973664 >go on several dates with a guy >ultimately decide I don't like him that way >get so anxious that I have a severe panic attack which lands me in the hospital for several days >finally text him saying that I'm not interested in him and just want to be friends >"Okay, understood. Thanks for the dates, they were fun." 2 Replies / 1 Image >scared of telling him this because I know men get psychotic and violent over rejection View Thread

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File: 1610963188342.jpg (459 KB, 2048x1133) O Anonymous 01/25/23(Wed)07:24:22 No.71960590 [Reply] >>71969911 >>71970876 So, robots. What was it like when you lost your virginity? >Be nineteen year old f-----, kissless virgin with a thing for older guys >Typical quiet guy, not beta but not alpha either >Looking around on adam4adam >H-------- what is wrong with some of these people >One guy compliments my star trek shirt instead of telling me how much he wants to sodomise me while peeing >He's 50, tall and handsome >We start talking >Eventually meet up for coffee >He's fun to be around, we joke about all the weird people we've met or talk about star trek >Meeting up for coffee becomes a daily ritual, we eventually start going to dinner or the movies on the weekends >Have first kiss with him alone in a movie theater about two weeks in >After a month of seeing each other constantly, the family that was staying with him goes back to their state >He invites me to spend the night with him the day they leave >He pulls me up to him the moment I'm in the door and we kiss for a good ten minutes right there >Leads me to bedroom >We cuddle for a while >Things inevitably lead to sex >He's really gentle, shows me what to do the whole time >More cuddling after I was really lucky to do it with someone I trusted. It was pretty great. 10/10 would lose virginity again. Still with him too

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: Anonymous 778 KB PNG >walk away 01/26/23(Thu)20:17:35 No.893313460 >strollin' >see two broccoli-haired zoomers having trouble with their car >they ask someone for help, get ignored >they see me >they ask me for help >pretend I don't hear them I would have helped if they didn't have that disgusting mulatto perm.

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01/27/23 (Fri)02:15:51 No.893317163 Teeth are so f------ idiotic it blows my mind. Let me get this straight: >humans evolved to have highly advanced brains (some of us at least) >we've invented cures for horrible diseases, automobiles, airplanes, spacecraft, even the f------ high speed Internet and lasers and s--- thanks to our evolved brain, we have much much longer lives now and its all thanks to human ingenuity >yet we didn't evolve to regrow our teeth >worse, they still have nerves and roots that cause excruciating pain if f----- with >whats the f------ point of teeth hurting if there isn't anything a human, without modern dentistry, could do about it? its f------ dumb >they can even get infected and kill us >also not that hard to break : Anonymous 288 KB JPG >could make an entire other thread about the stupidity of wisdom teeth which serve literally no purpose except to f--- our mouths up >if we hadn't invented toothbrush and toothpaste with our evolved brains w-- would we do? >simple solution would be for the teeth to just fall out and grow back like plenty of animals, including dumbass sharks, but no In case you couldn't tell, I hate teeth so much.

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Anon plays D&D | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)23:15 No.16426614 File 1317006946.jpg-(96 KB, 634x456, sir bearington.jpg) MOS >Make a bear character in D&D 3.5 >DM laughs >Make bear a rogue, put every point I can into disguise >Prestige class as a spy to get more disguise >DM says I can't speak english >Max out bluff >By growling and gesturing, I can fake speaking a language I don't speak (english) >use money to hire a butler NPC >Give him magical item to let him speak bear "GROWWWWWL" "An excellent suggestion, Mister Bearington. We really should ask the group to investigate the Black Marsh >Over the course of the game, be knighted as Sir Bearington >Queen holds a dinner in my honor. >A guest becomes the first man to ever make a perception check that can beat my disguise >Shouts out loud "HEY, THAT GUY'S NOT A GUY, HE'S JUST A BEAR!" >Man is escorted out of the castle while the guards apologise profusely for the indignity "We're so sorry, Sir Bearington, very sorry for this man's behavior" "ROAR" *shrug*

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Anonymous >be me >haven't s--- in days >feel urge >go to toilet >sit down and prepare for hell >push slightly >HolyFuck.JPG >a------ gaped larger than nuclear crater >remember god gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors >muster strength and push with the force of a million suns 31 KB JPG 06/19/21 (Sat)10:36:53 No.857190919 >incredible pain >Plop.MP3 >relief >look at turd >wider than my hand >mfw i am gods strongest warrior

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File (hide): 1674748520165.png (48.07 KB, 708x800, 1674731521757.png) ImgOps Chud 10 minutes ago No2150826 >be me >hanging out with girlfriend after work >she is acting pretty flirtatious >wearing a short skirt I haven't seen her wear before >we start watching Squid Game >my donger is in her mouth three minutes later >feels good tho man >she looks at me and says "You want some bussy daddy?" >>2150841 >>2150847 >she bends over and presents the hole >d--- is rock hard when suddenly it clicks >"ah, honey, why did you call it bussy? I thought you were a girl?" >she looks worried but I can see her girldick is throbbing >"ah yeah daddy it's a girl bussy just for you" >have sweaty sex with her and blow a giant load right in her girl bussy she's not a gay guy is she chuds? Chud 9 minutes ago Nº2150830 This happened

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Anon compares Joe Rogan to a Steppe Barbarian. | /r/Greentext

09/27/20(Sun)08:35:11 No.139903097 Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan from the steppes that took an interest in intellectual things and his show is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works "glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow" but he will also believe almost anything you tell him, and only recently (in the past few years) does he clap back like "Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? Tiny hat man say fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong" and people just nervously go "oh-oh ok h-Haha yah I guess so" test 83 KB JPG "Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and sword, but joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe."

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: Anonymous 01/26/23(Thu)06:53:10 No.71972797 >the year is 2033 >you awaken in your penthouse apartment >the smell of coffee gently rises you from your slumber >you pull back your $1 million bearskin sheets and wander to your custom-made slate bathroom >you have a quick shower under your designer Burlington shower with remote heat controls and psych yourself up for the board meeting in half an hour, hopefully you'll get to fire that cuck that keeps trying to steal your pitches 1.22 MB PNG >you step into the living room and see picrel, your half-Japanese wife, by your floor-to- ceiling windows, ready and waiting to fulfil all your desires >you text your secretary to reschedule your meeting and ask her if she wants to come round and join you and your wife like she did a few weeks ago >standing by your wife, you place a hand on her shoulder as you gaze out at the city skyline, amazed at how far you have made it. This could be you, anon. Literally all you have to do now is buy Bitcoin while the price is low before the next few bull runs.

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Anonymous 05/24/15(Sun)18:19:46 No.25929113 ► > Be 1521 > Plundering with me crew > Yahar.png > Hector calls "Git ovar here, eye see somthing ye might be likin" > Hobble me way ovar to Hector > "Looky 'ere" > BythelockerofDavy Jones.png > It be a fuhckin' 4 barreled bunderbuss. > Cap'n Chester walks over, wonderin' what the fuss be about > Eye patch flies off > "GIMME THAT!" > Takes the abomination of a gun away from Hector > Cap'n fiddles with the powder bag > Accidentally pulls all 4 triggers > ScurveydogsFW half the ship was blown off and 4 of the crew were but a fine mist.

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: Anonymous Today at Gamestop Please be patient I have outis 43 KB JPG 04/16/19(Tue)11:06:28 No.458697650 >Getting girl >easily an 8/10 >buying Sekiro today >cashier girl asks "Do you want to donate to autism speaks today?" >"Haha no actually i'd prefer they stop speaking all together" checked out by qt3.14 cashier >Her f------ face >The absolute disgust What the f--- is wrong with me /v/? Why did I have to waste 6 years of my life on this godforsaken site?

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: Anonymous 03/01/21(Mon)08:42:19 No.848555469 >80s, 90s, 2000s >everyone is forced to pay for media >sometime around 2007 >the internet becomes good enough for piracy to be widely practiced [visible disgust] 110 KB JPG >piracy becomes popular enough for it to be a real problem for megacorps who want to keep all their money >suddenly, Netflix >piracy falls out of vogue hard because there's basically no reason to pirate anything anymore >streaming really is just that cheap and convenient >netflix gets greedy >they want to pivot into becoming a production company >production companies are threatened by this >they start pulling their s--- from Netflix >won't let Netflix host their s--- at any price at all >seeing the amount of money Netflix made doing streaming, however, these companies decide to each independently set up their own streaming services >the average person doesn't have the money to subscribe to all of them >some of these companies aren't even selling their films and television shows anymore. it's all just streaming now. >people go back to piracy en masse 1 Reply >??? >profit all hail the internet. get f-----, streaming industry View Thread

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