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File: 1610963188342.jpg (459 KB, 2048x1133) O Anonymous 01/25/23(Wed)07:24:22 No.71960590 [Reply] >>71969911 >>71970876 So, robots. What was it like when you lost your virginity? >Be nineteen year old f-----, kissless virgin with a thing for older guys >Typical quiet guy, not beta but not alpha either >Looking around on adam4adam >H-------- what is wrong with some of these people >One guy compliments my star trek shirt instead of telling me how much he wants to sodomise me while peeing >He's 50, tall and handsome >We start talking >Eventually meet up for coffee >He's fun to be around, we joke about all the weird people we've met or talk about star trek >Meeting up for coffee becomes a daily ritual, we eventually start going to dinner or the movies on the weekends >Have first kiss with him alone in a movie theater about two weeks in >After a month of seeing each other constantly, the family that was staying with him goes back to their state >He invites me to spend the night with him the day they leave >He pulls me up to him the moment I'm in the door and we kiss for a good ten minutes right there >Leads me to bedroom >We cuddle for a while >Things inevitably lead to sex >He's really gentle, shows me what to do the whole time >More cuddling after I was really lucky to do it with someone I trusted. It was pretty great. 10/10 would lose virginity again. Still with him too

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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