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File (hide): 1674748520165.png (48.07 KB, 708x800, 1674731521757.png) ImgOps Chud 10 minutes ago No2150826 >be me >hanging out with girlfriend after work >she is acting pretty flirtatious >wearing a short skirt I haven't seen her wear before >we start watching Squid Game >my donger is in her mouth three minutes later >feels good tho man >she looks at me and says "You want some bussy daddy?" >>2150841 >>2150847 >she bends over and presents the hole >d--- is rock hard when suddenly it clicks >"ah, honey, why did you call it bussy? I thought you were a girl?" >she looks worried but I can see her girldick is throbbing >"ah yeah daddy it's a girl bussy just for you" >have sweaty sex with her and blow a giant load right in her girl bussy she's not a gay guy is she chuds? Chud 9 minutes ago Nº2150830 This happened

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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09/27/20(Sun)08:35:11 No.139903097 Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan from the steppes that took an interest in intellectual things and his show is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works "glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow" but he will also believe almost anything you tell him, and only recently (in the past few years) does he clap back like "Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? Tiny hat man say fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong" and people just nervously go "oh-oh ok h-Haha yah I guess so" test 83 KB JPG "Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and sword, but joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe."

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Anon shares the secret to getting a half Japanese wife! It's just that easy fellas! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/26/23(Thu)06:53:10 No.71972797 >the year is 2033 >you awaken in your penthouse apartment >the smell of coffee gently rises you from your slumber >you pull back your $1 million bearskin sheets and wander to your custom-made slate bathroom >you have a quick shower under your designer Burlington shower with remote heat controls and psych yourself up for the board meeting in half an hour, hopefully you'll get to fire that cuck that keeps trying to steal your pitches 1.22 MB PNG >you step into the living room and see picrel, your half-Japanese wife, by your floor-to- ceiling windows, ready and waiting to fulfil all your desires >you text your secretary to reschedule your meeting and ask her if she wants to come round and join you and your wife like she did a few weeks ago >standing by your wife, you place a hand on her shoulder as you gaze out at the city skyline, amazed at how far you have made it. This could be you, anon. Literally all you have to do now is buy Bitcoin while the price is low before the next few bull runs.

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Anon plunder’s with the crew | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/24/15(Sun)18:19:46 No.25929113 ► > Be 1521 > Plundering with me crew > Yahar.png > Hector calls "Git ovar here, eye see somthing ye might be likin" > Hobble me way ovar to Hector > "Looky 'ere" > BythelockerofDavy Jones.png > It be a fuhckin' 4 barreled bunderbuss. > Cap'n Chester walks over, wonderin' what the fuss be about > Eye patch flies off > "GIMME THAT!" > Takes the abomination of a gun away from Hector > Cap'n fiddles with the powder bag > Accidentally pulls all 4 triggers > ScurveydogsFW half the ship was blown off and 4 of the crew were but a fine mist.

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Anon makes a joke | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Today at Gamestop Please be patient I have outis 43 KB JPG 04/16/19(Tue)11:06:28 No.458697650 >Getting girl >easily an 8/10 >buying Sekiro today >cashier girl asks "Do you want to donate to autism speaks today?" >"Haha no actually i'd prefer they stop speaking all together" checked out by qt3.14 cashier >Her f------ face >The absolute disgust What the f--- is wrong with me /v/? Why did I have to waste 6 years of my life on this godforsaken site?

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Anon regrets life decisions | /r/Greentext

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Anonymous 01/26/23(Thu)01:03:58 No.893290583 >Everyday i steal handfuls and handfuls of free ketchup packets from my local chickfila >I only really use 2 or 3 but i have my pockets still stuffed when i leave >it feels good to get things for free >I dont ever do laundry, i just leave my clothes on the floor until they stop stinking, or the sweat and grime dries up and i can wear it again > I just step ontop of and over the clothes because they all cover my bedroom floor. I haven't seen my carpet in months. 43 KB JPG >I've been noticing that my Jeans and sweatshirts filled with ketchup packets explode with ketchup when i step on them >This is getting really annoying, but i usually just let the ketchup spray sit there until it dries up too >a huge stream of ketchup exploded from one pants pocket on to my pile of mostly clean clothes and this p----- me off Any other anons having this problem? I really need advice

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File: black.jpg (43 KB, 550x550) O Anonymous 01/25/23(Wed)17:12:08 No.71965477 ► >>71965498 >extremely drunk girl at a bar asks me if I want to have sex >tell her no I can't tell if I'm becoming more of a virgin than I already am or if I'm actually turning into a decent person Anonymous 01/25/23(Wed)17:13:44 No.71965498 ► >> Anonymous 01/25/23(Wed)17:15:47 No.71965514 ►

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