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: Anonymous 20 KB JPG sleep. 01/10/23(Tue)09:50:15 No.892365366 >be me >horny >can't sleep >don't want to j------- >watch cyst removal surgery videos on youtube >not horny anymore Good night, anons. I can finally go to

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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7 KB JPG My neighbor is beating his wife right now. Should I call the cops? Ever since the lock down s--- I hear them arguing more and more, then just now I heard her crying and him shouting "shut the f--- up". 04/15/20(Wed)12:55:58 No.5766748 Anonymous Maybe she should shut the f--- up.

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File: 1645449641144.png (12 KB, 323x570) Anonymous O 01/09/23 (Mon)16:57:47 No.176285456 >>176285627 >>176285700 >>176285740 >>176285834 >>176285572 >H-------- DUDE I LOO0000000000000VE TRAINS >DID YOU KNOW CHINA IS BUILDING THE LARGEST HIGH SPEED RAIL NETWORK IN THE WORLD? >MEANWHILE CALIFORNIA STILL HASN'T STARTED BUILDING ANYTHING LOL

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Anon tries making a greentext | /r/Greentext

43 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image : Anonymous 8 KB JPG >be me >be newfag >post s--- greentext how I did /b/? View Thread 03/21/21(Sun)23:03:26 No.850197679 >>850197573 (OP) # Horrible kys f-----

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Germanon dislikes some countries | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: /pBGV1HY) Poland recognized that half of humanity is on the side 181 KB JPG 01/08/23(Sun)10:45:55 No.411383756 Russia is supported by half of the world's population, and, in contrast to the position of the West, President Vladimir Putin is meeting with the leaders of India, China, Turkey and Iran at the SCO summit, - journalist Enj Beletsky for Rzeczpospolita. "There can be no question of any large-scale isolation of Russia, because, despite the Ukrainian conflict, many world leaders with extensive experience behind them maintain contacts with it," the publication says. Anonymous (ID: mVcK9110) >>411383756 (OP) # >India >China >Iran >Turkey >Humans 01/08/23(Sun)10:47:07 No.411383862 >>411383926 # >>411383955 # >>411384212 # >>411384420 # >>411385043 # >>411385189 # >>411385202 #

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anon goes through heartbreak | /r/Greentext

[Advertise on 4chan] : Anonymous Reposting this again, mindbrok(...) 01/09/23 (Mon) 20:07:18 No.71757181 My threads only get replies when I namedrop myself so yes this is chickn A >have e-boy I know 47 KB JPG >he's responsible for the worst harassment I faced in my life, leaking dms and causing people to harass me for years >I also had my first ever sexual encounter with him, because I flew out to him irl and had my first sexual encounter with him >basically have all my firsts with him >if he kidnapped me and kept me for a week it would pale in comparison to the things he already did to me emotionally >keep letting him back in my life when he returns from ghosting me >completely mind broken by him and only met him once irl for a few hours that's it, I just wanted to share my story of being mindbroken by a e-boy. >>71757247 # : Anonymous >>71757181 (OP) # >mindbroken by a e-boy 01/09/23(Mon)20:12:21 No.71757219 Apparently too f------ stupid to realize ur only with him becuase your parents ruined you.

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Anon wouldn't even make it to the front line | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/09/23(Mon)08:22:02 No.14442335 I wish I was an Italian soldier during WW2 with an Ethiopian wife 14 KB JPG 4 Replies / 3 Images : Anonymous 184 KB JPG View Thread 01/09/23(Mon)08:27:55 No.14442348 >I wish I was a sold - ACK!

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Anon is jeremy renner | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/10/23(Tue)06:22:15 No.178999031 >my d---? Oh yeah completely in tact >of course you can see it. A quick photo for the public? Sure! >oh wait, is that my phone ringing? *pretends to answer* >oh damn, it's uhh [think Jeremy, think!]... my manager! Yeah, that's right, my manager! He wants to discuss a new role playing a character who also has a d--- and thinks I'd be perfect for it 488 KB JPG >sorry, I'll have to end this conference early to take this call. I'll TOTALLY send you all pics of my fully intact d--- later >*sobs into his stumps the rest of the night*

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Anon is trying to sleep | /r/Greentext

File: 1673280642100224.gif (1.86MB, 480x480) 橘ありすぴーぴーぴーぴょっ! Anonymous 01/09/23(Mon)19:12:20 No.71758159 [Reply] >>71758305 Phweee... Phweeeeee.. Phweee Anonymous 01/09/23(Mon) 19:27:02 No.71758305 >>71758159_(OP) CHRIST, SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!

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Anon is quick on his toes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 24 KB JPG 03/16/21(Tue)11:58:35 No.849733154 >be me >a good boy >eating tendies >a wendys worker cutie girl delivers my dewy >mom tells me to thank her >this girl is waifu material >thank you m'lady >she starts yelling that she does not identify as a lady and that her pronouns are them/they >sorry, m'theydy >they gift me a box of tendies >life is good

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Anon is blind and needs help from his little brother. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/17/14(Sat)07:26:44 No.4901415 ► >>4901425 >>4901509 >>4901520 >>4902454 >>4907640 File: fregg.jpg (23 KB, 446x362) >tfw i used to read in sunlight when i was younger. now i have cataracts. >tfw have to dictate my posts to my little brother. Anonymous 05/17/14(Sat) 14:02:29 No.4902454 ► >>4902474 >>4902650 >>4902673 >>4904173 >>4906512 >> >>4901415 >>4901520 "Can you repeat that back to me please"? "Yeah, that's it. Now attach a picture of a sad frog" "...a-a sad frog"? "Just open the folder labeled 'frog and feels' " "W-wha... what is this? There are hundreds of them. What are these for"? "Nevermind that. Just look for the one called 'fregg', that looks like it had a seizure and attach it." "Yes, that's perfect, you can send it now"

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Anon exposes the automobile industry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/10/23(Tue)04:08:38 No.33798306 >get in >door closes >*VROOOOOOOM* 2019-honda-civic-sedan-1558453497.jpg 21 KB JPG H >suddenly on a new place do you guys really believe in this

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anon is socialy awkward | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 70 KB JPG 01/09/23 (Mon) 20:16:37 No.892327169 >be me >20 years old >socially awkward >exchange semester in Germany >used to live alone so I always went naked to the bathroom >1st day abroad >afternoon, two roommates but no one's home >Germans have regular door for their kitchen but bathroom is across the living room, wonder why >shower.png >get out >no towel >panic.jpg >hear voices from the living room >they're back >panic^2 >sperglordbraininitiate.exe >decide to own up to it, it's a prank >walk out with a strut, hands on waist, semi flaccid penis flailing >two roommates and their two female anons stop talking and stare >ohshitohshitohshit >gotta say something funny >don't speak the language >awkwardly mumble "heil hitler" ironically >realize they don't know it's ironic

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