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[Advertise on 4chan] : Anonymous Reposting this again, mindbrok(...) 01/09/23 (Mon) 20:07:18 No.71757181 My threads only get replies when I namedrop myself so yes this is chickn A >have e-boy I know 47 KB JPG >he's responsible for the worst harassment I faced in my life, leaking dms and causing people to harass me for years >I also had my first ever sexual encounter with him, because I flew out to him irl and had my first sexual encounter with him >basically have all my firsts with him >if he kidnapped me and kept me for a week it would pale in comparison to the things he already did to me emotionally >keep letting him back in my life when he returns from ghosting me >completely mind broken by him and only met him once irl for a few hours that's it, I just wanted to share my story of being mindbroken by a e-boy. >>71757247 # : Anonymous >>71757181 (OP) # >mindbroken by a e-boy 01/09/23(Mon)20:12:21 No.71757219 Apparently too f------ stupid to realize ur only with him becuase your parents ruined you.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous 01/09/23(Mon)08:22:02 No.14442335 I wish I was an Italian soldier during WW2 with an Ethiopian wife 14 KB JPG 4 Replies / 3 Images : Anonymous 184 KB JPG View Thread 01/09/23(Mon)08:27:55 No.14442348 >I wish I was a sold - ACK!

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: Anonymous 01/10/23(Tue)06:22:15 No.178999031 >my d---? Oh yeah completely in tact >of course you can see it. A quick photo for the public? Sure! >oh wait, is that my phone ringing? *pretends to answer* >oh damn, it's uhh [think Jeremy, think!]... my manager! Yeah, that's right, my manager! He wants to discuss a new role playing a character who also has a d--- and thinks I'd be perfect for it 488 KB JPG >sorry, I'll have to end this conference early to take this call. I'll TOTALLY send you all pics of my fully intact d--- later >*sobs into his stumps the rest of the night*

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Anon is trying to sleep | /r/Greentext

File: 1673280642100224.gif (1.86MB, 480x480) 橘ありすぴーぴーぴーぴょっ! Anonymous 01/09/23(Mon)19:12:20 No.71758159 [Reply] >>71758305 Phweee... Phweeeeee.. Phweee Anonymous 01/09/23(Mon) 19:27:02 No.71758305 >>71758159_(OP) CHRIST, SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!

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: Anonymous 24 KB JPG 03/16/21(Tue)11:58:35 No.849733154 >be me >a good boy >eating tendies >a wendys worker cutie girl delivers my dewy >mom tells me to thank her >this girl is waifu material >thank you m'lady >she starts yelling that she does not identify as a lady and that her pronouns are them/they >sorry, m'theydy >they gift me a box of tendies >life is good

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Anon is blind and needs help from his little brother. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/17/14(Sat)07:26:44 No.4901415 ► >>4901425 >>4901509 >>4901520 >>4902454 >>4907640 File: fregg.jpg (23 KB, 446x362) >tfw i used to read in sunlight when i was younger. now i have cataracts. >tfw have to dictate my posts to my little brother. Anonymous 05/17/14(Sat) 14:02:29 No.4902454 ► >>4902474 >>4902650 >>4902673 >>4904173 >>4906512 >> >>4901415 >>4901520 "Can you repeat that back to me please"? "Yeah, that's it. Now attach a picture of a sad frog" "...a-a sad frog"? "Just open the folder labeled 'frog and feels' " "W-wha... what is this? There are hundreds of them. What are these for"? "Nevermind that. Just look for the one called 'fregg', that looks like it had a seizure and attach it." "Yes, that's perfect, you can send it now"

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Anon exposes the automobile industry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/10/23(Tue)04:08:38 No.33798306 >get in >door closes >*VROOOOOOOM* 2019-honda-civic-sedan-1558453497.jpg 21 KB JPG H >suddenly on a new place do you guys really believe in this

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anon is socialy awkward | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 70 KB JPG 01/09/23 (Mon) 20:16:37 No.892327169 >be me >20 years old >socially awkward >exchange semester in Germany >used to live alone so I always went naked to the bathroom >1st day abroad >afternoon, two roommates but no one's home >Germans have regular door for their kitchen but bathroom is across the living room, wonder why >shower.png >get out >no towel >panic.jpg >hear voices from the living room >they're back >panic^2 >sperglordbraininitiate.exe >decide to own up to it, it's a prank >walk out with a strut, hands on waist, semi flaccid penis flailing >two roommates and their two female anons stop talking and stare >ohshitohshitohshit >gotta say something funny >don't speak the language >awkwardly mumble "heil hitler" ironically >realize they don't know it's ironic

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femanon accepts her fate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 243 KB JPG 01/09/23(Mon) 09:42:03 No.892305469 >no boy has kissed me >no boy has touched me >late 20s >in danger of becoming the local catlady I accept my fate

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anon talks to therapist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 23 KB JPG >Tell her about this place where people go to talk about how sad and miserable they are and how I relate >Says that it sounds like a very unhealthy place and asks me to go in depth >Literally talk for like 15 minutes straight about 4chan and r9k culture, anons, incels, the blackpill, avatarfagging, the many discord servers, etc >She didn't say much, just took some notes and told me I should do my best to reduce the time I spent here : Anonymous 01/09/23 (Mon)19:15:29 No.71756810 H-------- I regret this so much I would've never told her but I was legit dissociating I told my therapist about 4chan and r9k >She asks me if I socialize at all >I tell her no >She asks if I don't get lonely : Anonymous Quitting this garbage site's great advice. BAD ENDING You the truth >>71756995 # >>71757002 # 96 KB JPG 01/09/23 (Mon)19:33:27 No.71756965 01/09/23(Mon)19:36:45 No.71756995 Memes aside, this anon >>71756965 # is mostly right. 01/09/23(Mon)19:38:07 No.71757001 : Anonymous >>71756810 (OP) # Telling your therapist about your 4chan habits is a step to recuperate.

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Anon provides an answer to one of life’s existential questions | /r/Greentext

File: 1664173180918640.jpg (48 KB, 645x773) O Anonymous 01/09/23 (Mon)03:54:34 No.2522873 >>2522874 >>2522911 >>2522934 Whats the best approach to offer to buy cute hiker girls sweaty socks when you pass on trails without scaring them/looking creep >> O Anonymous 01/09/23 (Mon)04:04:56 No.2522874 >>2522875 >>2522873 (OP) >damn! no offense but your looking sweaty, feet must be So sore. >hey you know what, why don't you take a break and try on some of these socks I made, I just started a company selling them >eww haha no don't put those back in your pack, I'll get rid of them for you I've got a scent free bag

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Anonymous Gf wants me to be fat 89 KB JPG 01/09/23(Mon)21:11:01 No.71759993 >after years of being a khv i finally got a gf >shes awesome and we have been together for 4 years >i gained some weight about a year ago and decided to go on a diet and exercise >told her im eating healthy and starting to go to the gym >she suddenly starts baking cakes, pies and deep frying basically everything >finds different reasons for us to hang out and do stuff exactly when i want to go work out >keeps telling me to cancel my membership for no apparent reason >yesterday she made me a whopping fifteen pancakes for breakfast Im getting fatter and i dont know why shes doing this.HELP

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Anonymous 8 KB JPG Anonymous >>15110727 (OP) Become a banker? Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Get a job. 01/09/23(Mon)06:22:19 No.15110727 how do i summon money? 01/09/23(Mon)06:33:41 No.15110734 01/09/23 (Mon)06:35:11 No.15110735 01/09/23 (Mon)06:40:48 No.15110738 01/09/23 (Mon)06:53:57 No.15110748

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[Advertise on 4chan] : Anonymous Reposting this again, mindbrok(...) 01/09/23 (Mon) 20:07:18 No.71757181 My threads only get replies when I namedrop myself so yes this is chickn A >have e-boy I know 47 KB JPG >he's responsible for the worst harassment I faced in my life, leaking dms and causing people to harass me for years >I also had my first ever sexual encounter with him, because I flew out to him irl and had my first sexual encounter with him >basically have all my firsts with him >if he kidnapped me and kept me for a week it would pale in comparison to the things he already did to me emotionally >keep letting him back in my life when he returns from ghosting me >completely mind broken by him and only met him once irl for a few hours that's it, I just wanted to share my story of being mindbroken by a e-boy. >>71757247 # : Anonymous >>71757181 (OP) # >mindbroken by a e-boy 01/09/23(Mon)20:12:21 No.71757219 Apparently too f------ stupid to realize ur only with him becuase your parents ruined you.

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