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7 KB JPG My neighbor is beating his wife right now. Should I call the cops? Ever since the lock down s--- I hear them arguing more and more, then just now I heard her crying and him shouting "shut the f--- up". 04/15/20(Wed)12:55:58 No.5766748 Anonymous Maybe she should shut the f--- up.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous (ID: /pBGV1HY) Poland recognized that half of humanity is on the side 181 KB JPG 01/08/23(Sun)10:45:55 No.411383756 Russia is supported by half of the world's population, and, in contrast to the position of the West, President Vladimir Putin is meeting with the leaders of India, China, Turkey and Iran at the SCO summit, - journalist Enj Beletsky for Rzeczpospolita. "There can be no question of any large-scale isolation of Russia, because, despite the Ukrainian conflict, many world leaders with extensive experience behind them maintain contacts with it," the publication says. Anonymous (ID: mVcK9110) >>411383756 (OP) # >India >China >Iran >Turkey >Humans 01/08/23(Sun)10:47:07 No.411383862 >>411383926 # >>411383955 # >>411384212 # >>411384420 # >>411385043 # >>411385189 # >>411385202 #

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[Advertise on 4chan] : Anonymous Reposting this again, mindbrok(...) 01/09/23 (Mon) 20:07:18 No.71757181 My threads only get replies when I namedrop myself so yes this is chickn A >have e-boy I know 47 KB JPG >he's responsible for the worst harassment I faced in my life, leaking dms and causing people to harass me for years >I also had my first ever sexual encounter with him, because I flew out to him irl and had my first sexual encounter with him >basically have all my firsts with him >if he kidnapped me and kept me for a week it would pale in comparison to the things he already did to me emotionally >keep letting him back in my life when he returns from ghosting me >completely mind broken by him and only met him once irl for a few hours that's it, I just wanted to share my story of being mindbroken by a e-boy. >>71757247 # : Anonymous >>71757181 (OP) # >mindbroken by a e-boy 01/09/23(Mon)20:12:21 No.71757219 Apparently too f------ stupid to realize ur only with him becuase your parents ruined you.

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