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Anonymous (ID: /JjvTYb+ 7 KB PNG 01/02/19(Wed)23:24:32 No.12320690 >go on okcupid date with 18 year old high school girl >sorta chubby but big t------ >rented a hotel room before meeting her at park >investment pays off and take her back to f--- her >turns out she's a virgin >fast forward a couple of weeks >wife discovered i booked a hotel room for one >she freaks out and accusses me of having an affair >reveal to her i am not and if i tell her she has to promise not to tell anyone >tell her im an arms dealer for gangs in chicago >tell elaborate story about how i graduated from drugs to guns and had to go back dealing after struggling with tile installation company >she starts crying and tells me she doesn't want me get killed and to quit >tell her i still need to do 2 more deals and I'm done >we have amazing sex that night >behaves more attentive around me now Did I do good /biz/? Also why can't I feel bad about this?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 09/29/21 (Wed) 20:32:24 No.152651813 BORN coom D0459D10-EDE4-4F3C-9180-42DDC17B287F.jpg 22 KB JPG >be me, just an average white guy >go to visit my grandpa >tell him I have a gf >show him picture of her >he gasps and then smiles, patting me on the back >"you're dating an Asian woman? She's beautiful anon!" >grandpa's all excited, weirdest I've ever seen him >"come here boy, let's have a talk" >sits me down on the porch and cracks open an Arnold Palmer for me and himself >proceeds to tell me about all of his sexual experiences in Vietnam >admits to f------ a dead Vietnamese woman with his buddy >had an o--- with 7 Vietnamese women at once >admitted to f------ "at the very least" 100 Vietnamese women during his time in Vietnam >apparently has never told my father about these things and to quote "keep it between us" There's no way in hell I don't have Vietnamese cousins

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Anonymous (ID: MTEswNQT Will the GirlsDoPorn case chan(...) 11/07/19(Thu)20:40:46 No.232474502 file not found.png 793 KB PNG We've had some good discussions on this. To recap the situation: >Girl turns 18, strapped for cash to pay for tuition, looks for modeling ads on craigslist. >Finds a gig offering $5,000 for tasteful bikini shoot >They offer to fly girl to San Diego, pay for a 5-star suite, etc. >Once there on set, girl is told she will do hardcore p--- and take a facial >Girl tries to back out and is screamed at, insulted, told she is worthless and will have to reimburse the company for the tickets and suite >Is further told the video will be sold only on DVD to wealthy Australians, no one back home will know >2 months later, video is released on the internet complete with girl's real name and hometown, the producers purposefully made sure her friends/family found out >Girls life is ruined, quits school, often turns to booze This happened to over 500 girls. Now the FBI has arrested the employees and they are facing life in prison for sex trafficking.

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Anonymous 06/23/22(Thu)19:14:47 No.880697811 >be me >horny as all f--- >depressed cause i have no luck getting bitches >decide f--- it >femboypillacquired.exe >set all statuses on every dating service i use to feminine males 48 KB PNG >start getting messages >these boy hos call me daddy >f--- it, female enough >actually enjoy plowing their asses and then them caring for me at the end of it >one of them even made me breakfast >one of them suggested a threesome with a girl they knew >feel happy >feel accepted i took the gay pill anons, and f---, do i feel good

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: Anonymous 119 KB PNG 2 Replies 05/20/22(Fri)23:06:39 No.68713943 >yeah, f--- my p----, daddy >stretch me out >deeper >harder >000, c-- in my tight little p----, daddy These are words that left your mother's mouth View Thread : Anonymous 05/20/22(Fri)23:09:21 No.68713968 Nah. My dad was broken for the longest time. Im fairly certain my parents have only had sex 4 times.

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