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Anonymous /fit/ Poetry Corner 15 KB JPG 07/24/21 (Sat)20:26:33 No.62728875 a poem >There once was a surgeon named Keith >Who circumcised men with his teeth >'Twas not for leisure, or sexual pleasure >But to get at the cheese underneath thank you

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 119 KB PNG 2 Replies 05/20/22(Fri)23:06:39 No.68713943 >yeah, f--- my p----, daddy >stretch me out >deeper >harder >000, c-- in my tight little p----, daddy These are words that left your mother's mouth View Thread : Anonymous 05/20/22(Fri)23:09:21 No.68713968 Nah. My dad was broken for the longest time. Im fairly certain my parents have only had sex 4 times.

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: Anonymous 1.83 MB JPG 06/23/22(Thu)18:13:16 No.880667831 >Be me >Be just a regular Engineer f-- >No deep knowledge about laws >Sitting in the court lobby >See statue of lady justice, starts appreciating it >Le female law woman notices >Ask me what I think of the statue >"It's very beautiful and artistic, I really like it" >She smiles and we keep chatting >She gives me her number so we can keep chatting and know each other MFW I meet my future wife simply by enjoying things related to her carreer 06/23/22(Thu)18:19:50 No.880668021 : Anonymous >>880667831 (OP) # It really is that simple sometimes. On another note, it seems the older I get the more I am able to appreciate the visual arts.

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Anonymous| 49141130 25,7 kB JPG 1 REPLY 1 órával ezelőtt ... >Walk into biology class >Teacher has a bruise on her arm >Autistic spaz ask teacher how she got it >autism.mp4 >I scream out >"she got Chris Browned" >mfw when everyone is laughing >mfw I don't get into trouble 0 IMAGES Anonymous | 49141950 >>49141130 (OP) The teacher didn't punish you because she felt sorry for you and took pity on you, because you are retarded. I was once a teacher and I would ignore the retards because I genuinely couldn't bring myself to make their life any worse than it was. 25 perccel ezelőtt ...

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>He's like a ghost sir... >What ever do you mean, Johnson? >He has no facebook, sir. >Well, *leans back in chair* some people don't. >No twitter. >Agai- >No instagram. >*leans forward slightly* >No reddit. >*sits up right* >No snapchat. >*rests chin on clasped hands* >No youtube account. >*furrrows eyebrows* >No tumblr. No discord. N- >*slams table, spilling coffee* >DAMNIT JOHNSON HE HAS TO HAVE SOMETHING! >W-well sir he.. uhm. >*raises an eyebrow* Yes? >Images of cartoon frogs, sir. Lots of them. Lots of tiny variations. Angry frogs, sad frogs, happy frogs, indifferent frogs, surprised frogs, disturbed frogs, disgusted frogs, the list goes on... There's thousands of them, sir, tens of thousands. >What does it mean...?

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