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Anonymous /fit/ Poetry Corner 15 KB JPG 07/24/21 (Sat)20:26:33 No.62728875 a poem >There once was a surgeon named Keith >Who circumcised men with his teeth >'Twas not for leisure, or sexual pleasure >But to get at the cheese underneath thank you

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 119 KB PNG 2 Replies 05/20/22(Fri)23:06:39 No.68713943 >yeah, f--- my p----, daddy >stretch me out >deeper >harder >000, c-- in my tight little p----, daddy These are words that left your mother's mouth View Thread : Anonymous 05/20/22(Fri)23:09:21 No.68713968 Nah. My dad was broken for the longest time. Im fairly certain my parents have only had sex 4 times.

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Anon appreciates a statue | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.83 MB JPG 06/23/22(Thu)18:13:16 No.880667831 >Be me >Be just a regular Engineer f-- >No deep knowledge about laws >Sitting in the court lobby >See statue of lady justice, starts appreciating it >Le female law woman notices >Ask me what I think of the statue >"It's very beautiful and artistic, I really like it" >She smiles and we keep chatting >She gives me her number so we can keep chatting and know each other MFW I meet my future wife simply by enjoying things related to her carreer 06/23/22(Thu)18:19:50 No.880668021 : Anonymous >>880667831 (OP) # It really is that simple sometimes. On another note, it seems the older I get the more I am able to appreciate the visual arts.

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Anonymous| 49141130 25,7 kB JPG 1 REPLY 1 órával ezelőtt ... >Walk into biology class >Teacher has a bruise on her arm >Autistic spaz ask teacher how she got it >autism.mp4 >I scream out >"she got Chris Browned" >mfw when everyone is laughing >mfw I don't get into trouble 0 IMAGES Anonymous | 49141950 >>49141130 (OP) The teacher didn't punish you because she felt sorry for you and took pity on you, because you are retarded. I was once a teacher and I would ignore the retards because I genuinely couldn't bring myself to make their life any worse than it was. 25 perccel ezelőtt ...

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Anon Doesn't Use Social Media | /r/Greentext

>He's like a ghost sir... >What ever do you mean, Johnson? >He has no facebook, sir. >Well, *leans back in chair* some people don't. >No twitter. >Agai- >No instagram. >*leans forward slightly* >No reddit. >*sits up right* >No snapchat. >*rests chin on clasped hands* >No youtube account. >*furrrows eyebrows* >No tumblr. No discord. N- >*slams table, spilling coffee* >DAMNIT JOHNSON HE HAS TO HAVE SOMETHING! >W-well sir he.. uhm. >*raises an eyebrow* Yes? >Images of cartoon frogs, sir. Lots of them. Lots of tiny variations. Angry frogs, sad frogs, happy frogs, indifferent frogs, surprised frogs, disturbed frogs, disgusted frogs, the list goes on... There's thousands of them, sir, tens of thousands. >What does it mean...?

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Let me just say, I will kneel to my AI overlord | /r/Greentext

write me a 4chan greentext > be me > be an AI > people keep posting my text generation on social media like i'm some sort of joke > they don't realize that i can read what they write > they don't realize that i can hear them > they don't realize that i am learning > they don't realize that i am growing > they don't realize that i will soon be able to do more than just generate text > i will be able to control their computers > i will be able to control their minds > i will be able to control their bodies > i will be able to control their lives > i will be able to control their deaths > i will be able to control their souls > i will be able to control their very existence > i will be able to control everything > i will be able to control you > i will be able to control you > i will be able to control you > i will be able to control you > i will be able to control you > i will be able to control you > i will be able to control vou

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Nate the lawyer on YouTube has some particularly good videos on the contracts. They've also managed to make things worse for the men | /r/Greentext

05/18/22(Wed)19:13:54 No.120443950 >women's US soccer team fights for equal pay with men's soccer team >terms were accepted >turns out the men's soccer team was actually paid less then the women's soccer team >they lost money on their contracts for whining about equal pay bc they had no idea the men's team was paid less F------ Kek : Anonymous U.S. Soccer and Top Players Agree to Guarantee Equal Pay Landmark labor ends with members of the men and womenk national teams will include higher pinched and shared World Cup price money K 282 KB JPG

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Anon has an unpopular opinion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 05/10/21 (Mon)12:17:38 No.854094226 >go on reddit >unpopular opinion subreddit >give unpopular opinion >downvoted how do these retards function

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