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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous| 49141130 25,7 kB JPG 1 REPLY 1 órával ezelőtt ... >Walk into biology class >Teacher has a bruise on her arm >Autistic spaz ask teacher how she got it >autism.mp4 >I scream out >"she got Chris Browned" >mfw when everyone is laughing >mfw I don't get into trouble 0 IMAGES Anonymous | 49141950 >>49141130 (OP) The teacher didn't punish you because she felt sorry for you and took pity on you, because you are retarded. I was once a teacher and I would ignore the retards because I genuinely couldn't bring myself to make their life any worse than it was. 25 perccel ezelőtt ...

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Anon Doesn't Use Social Media | /r/Greentext

>He's like a ghost sir... >What ever do you mean, Johnson? >He has no facebook, sir. >Well, *leans back in chair* some people don't. >No twitter. >Agai- >No instagram. >*leans forward slightly* >No reddit. >*sits up right* >No snapchat. >*rests chin on clasped hands* >No youtube account. >*furrrows eyebrows* >No tumblr. No discord. N- >*slams table, spilling coffee* >DAMNIT JOHNSON HE HAS TO HAVE SOMETHING! >W-well sir he.. uhm. >*raises an eyebrow* Yes? >Images of cartoon frogs, sir. Lots of them. Lots of tiny variations. Angry frogs, sad frogs, happy frogs, indifferent frogs, surprised frogs, disturbed frogs, disgusted frogs, the list goes on... There's thousands of them, sir, tens of thousands. >What does it mean...?

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Let me just say, I will kneel to my AI overlord | /r/Greentext

write me a 4chan greentext > be me > be an AI > people keep posting my text generation on social media like i'm some sort of joke > they don't realize that i can read what they write > they don't realize that i can hear them > they don't realize that i am learning > they don't realize that i am growing > they don't realize that i will soon be able to do more than just generate text > i will be able to control their computers > i will be able to control their minds > i will be able to control their bodies > i will be able to control their lives > i will be able to control their deaths > i will be able to control their souls > i will be able to control their very existence > i will be able to control everything > i will be able to control you > i will be able to control you > i will be able to control you > i will be able to control you > i will be able to control you > i will be able to control you > i will be able to control vou

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05/18/22(Wed)19:13:54 No.120443950 >women's US soccer team fights for equal pay with men's soccer team >terms were accepted >turns out the men's soccer team was actually paid less then the women's soccer team >they lost money on their contracts for whining about equal pay bc they had no idea the men's team was paid less F------ Kek : Anonymous U.S. Soccer and Top Players Agree to Guarantee Equal Pay Landmark labor ends with members of the men and womenk national teams will include higher pinched and shared World Cup price money K 282 KB JPG

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Anon has an unpopular opinion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 05/10/21 (Mon)12:17:38 No.854094226 >go on reddit >unpopular opinion subreddit >give unpopular opinion >downvoted how do these retards function

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: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)11:24:51 No.857322579 >be me, working >person calls >asks to access someone else's account (dad's, brother's, son's etc) >tell them they can't access an account that doesn't belong to them & that they should ask the account holder to call instead >caller is baffled by this >explodes and starts shouting at me 190 KB JPG Why is it news to everyone that I can't give them someone else's information and they can't amend someone else's account?

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The apple dosent fall far from the tree | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 93 KB JPG 02/01/20(Sat)21:02:27 No.56535266 >talking to my dad about my depression >explaining passive suicidality >"while I'm not going to actively try to kill myself, if a truck was coming straight at me I probably wouldn't get out of the way" >his reply >his f------ reply >"oh that's how I've felt my whole life" >mfw

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Anon doesn't seem to like Romania | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: H/Y1910h) 06/22/22(Wed)02:37:41 No.383309797 >>383306338 # Hungarians are the people with the most Ashkenazi DNA after Israelis. yes, you are k---- and your pm is a fuckign gipsy >>383310019 # >>383310346 # : Anonymous (ID: H/Y1910h) 06/22/22(Wed)02:38:27 No.383309895 : Anonymous (ID: /uUlJyK8) 06/22/22(Wed)02:39:27 No.383310019 : Anonymous (ID: OPTUho8d 06/22/22(Wed)02:42:14 No.383310346 >>383309797 # Funny coming from a country that was a LOYAL vassal to the ottomans for centuries. You like to go about and meme Vlad the Impaler (who was of hungarian stock anyway) but outside of him you slurped that turkish semen very well. Oh and you got roflstomped in WW1 so f------ hard it's hilarious. Then you rejoined the war literally a day prior to it ending and stole, let's not dance around it, all these lands and were allowed to keep them solely due to sucking french penis the hardest. We don't want to mention your hilarious escapades during WW2 do we? Germany lost in the east basically because you couldn't hold flanks. Then you were the commiest of all commies, then you were the only country with a violent revolution out of communism then you were the poorest and most corrupt nation in the EU. Let's not pretend Radu, when someone thinks of Romania they think of 3 things. Dracula, thieves and gypsies. Now piss off, you f---- always ruin threads with your dumb seething. >>383311334 # >>383312194 # >>383313014 # >>383315368 # >>383317159 # >>383317991 # >>383318034 #

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Anon is from east europe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: MKME5gHN) 10/13/18(Sat)03:01:46 >>189213048 just imagine these gopnik-gladiator fights VE THE WHAT REFERE CWE TUL ===== LE BREE BORDER www carminis MEN STROI.MOS.RU/ MиXАил коло5AEB

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