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□ The Duke 02/03/12(Fri)13:00:15 No.1311185 File1328292015. gif-(973 KB, 350x260, iRFvl.gif) >Britfag >Be in New York for the first time NHSMUN >Staying in the Hilton >H-------- AMERICAN FOOD >Take a s---, lush etc. and walk out >Couple of hours later >Sitting down in the lobby, talking with a friend >Guy I'm sharing a room with asks us to come upstairs and take a look at something >That s--- from earlier is still there, and has blocked the toilet >Friend has the idea to try pissing on it to break it up >Instead turns into a curry-like mess, blocking the entire toilet >Still won't flush >Leave it, hope things get better >That night, need another s--- >Go down the hall to friend's room >He thinks that the worst is over >Deploy shitternaut MK2 >Block up his toilet >Next day, need a third s--- >We prey on an unsuspecting guy from our group >Needless to say, somehow block his toilet, blame his room-mate >Hear rumours in my conference room that people on the floors above me can't flush their toilets due to blockages in the system >Holy crap what have I unleashed >Stay completely silent on the issue, pokerface my way through >The other two guys in my room had apparently had a rather messy incident because we'd not told them about the toilet being blocked >My bathroom was now no-man's land >Wait it out with the creature residing within my bowels >The next day, me and friend heading downstairs >See cleaning lady coming in the direction of our rooms >Pokerfaces > She enters my room, as we walk towards the stairs >From down the hall, hear the big black cleaning woman shout "AW HELL NO >Run down those stairs and never look back >TL DR I destroyed the plumbing in the Hilton hotel >MFW I unleashed the Kraken >MFW I s--- dark matter

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