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← -> Oboards.4chan.org/b/res/377740601#377741861 File 1327933933 247 KB, 612x800, 773444 orig.jpg) Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:32:13 No.377740601 >16 years old >At the library alone, as usual >Minding my own business, as usual >Incredibly hot girl comes walking in >Wearing short skirt, datass.jpg >She grabs a book >Starts gracefully walking towards me >She grabs my shoulder >l can't speak >She sits on my lap >l can't move >She's not wearing underwear >I am in disbelief >Rubs up on me until she gets comfortable have the hardest wood ever >I still can't move >Realize I'm a chair >Do nothing, because l am a chair P2 Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:34:55 No.377740866 Wow Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:36:15 No.377740992 snorted Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:37:10 No.37774 1089 lool Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:37:10 No.377741090 Alright, I chuckled

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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