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□ Anonymous 06/26/11 (Sun) 19:27:53 No.337021437 i cant be the only one doing these things be 13 have exam dutch (i'm belgian) actually studied for it sturns out it was math exam >get 80% everythingwentbetterthanexpected □ Anonymous 06/26/11 (Sun) 19:29:15 No.337021661 >be in 2nd grade smy hand held pencil sharpener is pretty dirty >decide to clean it with my finger >everything is going good till I twist my finger the wrong way >bleed everywhere in classroonm >No one remembers next year >fuckyeah.jpg □ Anonymous 06/26/11 (Sun)19:29:41 No.337021738 s minutes ago s sitting in living room brother tells his girlfriend theres a party on 4rth of july s his girlfriend says whens the fourth of july?" s nobody says anything s i leave and come on newt gingric □ Anonymous 06/26/11 (Sun)19:31:28 No.337022016 few days later >have exam geography sworking with atlas >suddenly realize i can't find my exam >panic, try finding it in my atlas >finally raise my hand and tell teacher i lost my exam >she turns around my atlas >exam falls out sclass laughs MFVW

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Anonymous 145 KB JPG meat than usual 04/29/22(Fri)17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,,and,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people
Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)08:06:16 No.698643963 >video game reviewer starts talking about his childhood
>>202596752 (OP) This is becoming a problem, at first it was a few isolated cases but now it's an epidemic. Why aren't politicians and law enforcement doing anything about this? Serious answer: the whole appeal is self-inserting as the shota and being treated as a desirable object of affection by attractive women. Childhood is the last time women unconditionally love you, dote on you and allow you to be weak. After that you might as well be dead to them and you're expected to "earn" their attention. Basically you're there to impress her, but women don't feel the need to impress you. Projecting back to childhood but with awareness of your own (and their) sexuality makes for an appealing fantasy.
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