□ Toxik !lOveb5SXyU 06/22/11 (Wed) 1 7:40:49 No.3361 211 84 >Two weeks ago, I think >Bonfire party with 8 guys, 2 girls sWhiskey, Vodka, and Shwag galore. >l don't do drugs >Start yelling 1 dunt doo durgs' in redneck accent >Leave Next Day >Bonfire party >9 guys, 7 girls >Dank galore Toke it up >Feel like an Olympic sprinter >Sprint >Go back to friends house >Can hear him f------ my girlfriend through door >Open the door >Get on the floor >Every one walk the dinosaur

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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□ Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)17:37:55 No.336120651 sex gf of long f------ time >find out she's been flirting with some other kid sgo over to her house stake her picture and the necklace she gave me >pull out my Bic lighter Slight that s--- in front of her sshe cries and begs for forgiveness in front of me >i keep rejecting eave No b-------, this happened. I was mad.

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ile 1308777721 jag-(108 KB, 650x476, phone-sex.jpg) □ Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)17:22:01 No.3361 17649 post greentext of the moment when you realize youve gone to far uetteer.Mgadhdkeu >fapping away scellphone rings swithout thinking, pick up phone with d--- in other hand >it's the girl i like >calling me asking me if i want to go eat later and chill with some friends i say sure swithout thinking, my right hand starts pumping i talk to her about other s--- swe carry on for a bit, with me still fapping away silently, trying hard not to breathe hard say something to make her laugh >she laughs >i c-- with the force of a thousand suns >we finish talking hang up >clean myself >oh god, w-- did i just do, that was horrible, im a pervert part 2 >go eat with her and friends >cant look her in the eye the whole time >she asks me whats wrong >say im just tired >awkward night for me the whole night >specially when we got drunk and were karaoking, and she was being flirty with me, and i woulda done something, but was so beta and ashamed of myself i couldnt do it

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