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Anonymous 10/27/14(Mon)00:15:42 No.23379858► >>23379894 >>23379901 >>23379919 >>23379970 >>23380192 >>23380293 >>23381277 >>23381931 >>23 >join Army in 2003 >know-nothing PV2, deployed to Iraq 3 weeks after hitting duty station >tower guard >chinese rocket rattles in, gets stuck in the ladder to my guard tower >freaking the f--- out, calling anybody and everybody on the radio cuz can't get out of tower without climbing over this rocket >platoon daddy finally gets on radio and is all "calm your t---, EOD is on the way" >20 minutes later, lone hungry skellington of a guy pulls up in a Hilux >wearing nothing but ranger panties and flipflops >as soon as he opens the door the entire area is flooded with the stench of stale beer and vomit >he stands there, pondering this 5' long rocket stuck in a ladder for like 20 minutes >walks around a little >pukes violently for like 10 minutes straight >finally hollers up the tower, "you f------ alright?" >uh, yeah? You gonna get rid of it before it blows up or what? >"Eh. I'll try. You might wanna sit on your vests tho." >walks off into the night >gone like 30 minutes >comes back with one of those 6' long copper grounding rods the fuelers use on their trucks >climbs halfway up the ladder and STARTS WHACKING THE ROCKET WITH THE COPPER ROD >does this for like 30 minutes >sweating and swearing, falls off the ladder like 4x >rocket finally breaks in half, falls out of the ladder (it was like 10' up) >EOD guy picks up the two thoroughly-beaten halves and just chucks them over the Hesco barriers >BOOM >warhead goes off as soon as it lands on the other side >me and fellow tower guard (also a PV2) just about s--- ourselves as shrapnel comes up through the floor of the tower >good thing we took his advice and sat on our vests, ~3" piece of steel stuck in one of my SAPI plates >look over the side >guy is bewildered looking >ask him if he's alright >"yeah. Just...they usually go off before I get that far..." >guy shrugs, gets back in his hilux, and putts off into the night >there is literally no reaction image to describe my face

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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