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File : 1296595194.jpg-(49 KB, 400x272, Jonestown.jpg) Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)16:19:54 No.306365196 Go to Psychology of Religion class Sit next to girl I like, tell her funny stories of what I did this weekend She laughs, we talk a bit more and she asks if I wanna hang out tomorrow F--- yeah Lecture starts, Professor starts talking about group mentality of small cults >Shows touching slideshow of Jonestown massacre, sad music playing, a few girls start crying, overall somber mood in the room >Being the desensitized /b/tard that I am I dgaf and start playing snake on my phone >Look up at the last slide, see picture on left >Start laughing Since I'm in front, the professor sees and asks why I'm laughing >Class is dead silent, everyone looking at me >Face goes red, trying to hold back more laughter >f------ awkward >Finally gather my breath and reply "Who's gonna feed the poor parrot?" >One guy in the back laughs >Everyone looks at me disgusted >Glance at the cute girl, her mouth is open in disbelief >Get up and leave, entire class still staring Guess my plans tomorrow got canceled :

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