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□ op 02/03/12(Fri)12:42:30 No.1311067 My last one, will probably think of more though. >Arachnophobia >Have stomach problems most of my life >In long car journey through British countryside >Suddenly need to s--- with the force of a million baboons >Wait as long as I can >Get parents to pull over at an old playground with an outside toilet >Run in, already half s------- my pants >Make it, constant stream of liquid fire coming out my ass Look around >Spiders, HUGE F------ SPIDER EVERYWHERE shitshitshitshitshitshit >Paralyzed, still copious amounts of diarrhea exploding out my ass >The spider all just looking at me sOne of them falls off of the ceiling onto me >Traumatized for life Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)12:45:59 No.1311085 1310868 That mental image was just too f------ funny. Please post moar, OP!

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Anonymous 145 KB JPG meat than usual 04/29/22(Fri)17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,,and,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people

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>>202596752 (OP) This is becoming a problem, at first it was a few isolated cases but now it's an epidemic. Why aren't politicians and law enforcement doing anything about this? Serious answer: the whole appeal is self-inserting as the shota and being treated as a desirable object of affection by attractive women. Childhood is the last time women unconditionally love you, dote on you and allow you to be weak. After that you might as well be dead to them and you're expected to "earn" their attention. Basically you're there to impress her, but women don't feel the need to impress you. Projecting back to childhood but with awareness of your own (and their) sexuality makes for an appealing fantasy.

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□ op 02/03/12(Fri)12:42:30 No.1311067 My last one, will probably think of more though. >Arachnophobia >Have stomach problems most of my life >In long car journey through British countryside >Suddenly need to s--- with the force of a million baboons >Wait as long as I can >Get parents to pull over at an old playground with an outside toilet >Run in, already half s------- my pants >Make it, constant stream of liquid fire coming out my ass Look around >Spiders, HUGE F------ SPIDER EVERYWHERE shitshitshitshitshitshit >Paralyzed, still copious amounts of diarrhea exploding out my ass >The spider all just looking at me sOne of them falls off of the ceiling onto me >Traumatized for life Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)12:45:59 No.1311085 1310868 That mental image was just too f------ funny. Please post moar, OP!

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