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□ op 02/03/12(Fri)12:42:30 No.1311067 My last one, will probably think of more though. >Arachnophobia >Have stomach problems most of my life >In long car journey through British countryside >Suddenly need to s--- with the force of a million baboons >Wait as long as I can >Get parents to pull over at an old playground with an outside toilet >Run in, already half s------- my pants >Make it, constant stream of liquid fire coming out my ass Look around >Spiders, HUGE F------ SPIDER EVERYWHERE shitshitshitshitshitshit >Paralyzed, still copious amounts of diarrhea exploding out my ass >The spider all just looking at me sOne of them falls off of the ceiling onto me >Traumatized for life Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)12:45:59 No.1311085 1310868 That mental image was just too f------ funny. Please post moar, OP!

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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