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: Anonymous C'mon, do something... 48 KB JPG doomer. Fml 03/15/23(Wed)13:45:18 No.72582931 >Be NEET kissless beta f-- >No friends, no prospects. >The few people I know are getting married and starting families. >Entertainment and media is mediocre at best. >Be depressed black-pilled Wouldnt mind being nuked if it means I dont have to live in this dystopia anymore. C'mon I just want to be a shadow literally burnt permanently into the sidewalk.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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anon is a pedophile | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >Get horny >Fap >Nut 03/15/23 (Wed)13:14:41 No.895940962 >"This is disgusting I will never do this again" >Repeat How do I stop this?? >>895941090 # 03/15/23 (Wed)13:18:07 No.895941090 : Anonymous >>895940962 # Fap in front of a full length mirror.

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anon says his last words | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 129 KB JPG Any last words anon? 32 Replies / 1 Image 03/15/23(Wed)12:46:43 No.895939965 : Anonymous >>895939965 (OP) # N----- N----- NI View Thread 03/15/23(Wed)13:29:32 No.895941517

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Anon is a black troon | /r/Greentext

DF0403A7-7948-4220-AEA1-D87B14660D3B.jpg 104 KB JPG Being a black mtf must truly be life on extreme nightmare mode, >already deal with all the s--- that comes with t----- >racism from right wingers >racism from other trans people >highest chance of being murdered out of almost any minority

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Anon has a point. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/15/23(Wed)11:26:22 No.895936885 no, f-----. god is not real. heaven and hell are not real. reincarnation is not real. sin is not real. souls are not real. it's all a f------ coping mechanism. the things i just mentioned are not real, tangible things that exist outside of the pure concept of them. drop the b------- and get back to reality. 2 Replies / 1 Image 29 KB JPG Anonymous 03/15/23(Wed)11:59:28 No.895938238 >>895936885 True. But normies apparently go mad when they stare into the void that is naked reality. That's why they need the coping mechanisms. Anonymous View Thread KUNGON JESUS SAYS 37 KB JPG 03/15/23(Wed)12:04:17 No.895938441 True strength isn't escapism in the face of meaninglessness. True strength is punching nihilism in the face and using the chance to define your own meaning, to believe in oneself and in our species' ability to rise above and carve a path where none exists. Anyone who needs Belief because he can't deal with uncertainty is a weak-minded f-----.

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Anon discovers that good hygiene may be (presumably) (possibly) (unconfirmed) good for you | /r/Greentext

124 KB PNG >had an itchy bottom for weeks >notice when I wash more it doesn't itch so much >wash every day, itching goes away >stop washing every day and itching comes back I think I've found a good reason to wash every day bros. Never used to bother me, sitting around not washing for a few days, but maybe it's age. What things have you learnt about yourself lately r9k?

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Anon tells his no-fap success story | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ? 338 KB PNG 03/15/23(Wed)12:32:02 No.72582168 >been on nofap for almost 2 months >for some reason dream about sucking a guys d--- >w-- >wake up with boxers absolutely wet and sticky with c-- i don't know what i learned from this 03/15/23(Wed)12:39:02 No.72582211 : Anonymous >>72582168 (OP) # This is why I fap so I don't become a h--- nocturnally like you just did.

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Anon explains African history | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)19:41:18 No.895912153 REE EEE 1523141067535.gif 79 KB GIF Africa in the late 20th century: >General N'boke Goatmother staged a coup and stormed the capitol with 2000 of his most loyal supporters. Over 100 soldiers were killed and wounded and 10 million people died in the ensuing famine.

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anon isnt delusional | /r/Greentext

| File: 1351434132063.jpg (25 KB, 221x318) LE PIRATE MAN □ Anonymous 03/15/23(Wed)21:11:31 No.72581734 [Reply] >catch myself fantasizing about having a loving gf >immediately tell myself "you'll never have that you fat unlovable f---"

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Anon discovered the tf2 mafia | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous TF2 EMPORIUM 42 KB JPG ??? 03/15/23(Wed) 20:04:33 No.630922610 >The entire tf2 workshop is literally controlled by a secret society filled with degenerates >No one ever mentioned them once in a bad light or wonder why 90% of workshop submissions are made by emporium members

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Anon is straight | /r/Greentext

@JTVeemo 167559963644b85b.jpg 656 KB JPG M >be straight, don't find irl men attractive >however read yaoi, dream about sucking d---- and pleasuring a dude Gay propaganda is real

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Ery ery nice bruv | /r/Greentext

>luv me chips >luv me crisps >'ate climate change >simple as

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Anons Cheese RPG. | /r/Greentext

>be me >hanging out at home, bored af >decide to make a grilled cheese sandwich >get out bread, butter, and the cheese collection >mix together some aged cheeses with the more spreadable ones >Parmesan, Gruyere, Havarti, Cheddar, &c >go the whole 9 yards on cheese >make sure it's all evenly mixed so it melts good >start cooking the sandwich, feeling pretty good about myself >suddenly hear a noise outside >look out the window and see a bunch of cows running down the street w--.jpeg >decide to investigate, sandwich still cooking on the stove >run outside and follow the cows >they lead me to a secret underground cheese reserve >h-------- >every kind of cheese imaginable, stacked full on shelves taller than your mom is fat >can't resist, start filling my pockets with cheese >suddenly, alarms start blaring oh no, they've caught me >run back home as fast as I can, cheese weighing me down >the feds start catching up >they also couldn't resist taking some cheese, so I still have a chance >round a corner and hide in a doorframe, the feds keep running past me >they were probably thinking about cheese and didn't see me >make it back to my house and hide the cheese in my closet >feel like a total badass >finally remember the sandwich >it's burnt to a crisp At least I got some sweet ass cheese

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