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>be me >hanging out at home, bored af >decide to make a grilled cheese sandwich >get out bread, butter, and the cheese collection >mix together some aged cheeses with the more spreadable ones >Parmesan, Gruyere, Havarti, Cheddar, &c >go the whole 9 yards on cheese >make sure it's all evenly mixed so it melts good >start cooking the sandwich, feeling pretty good about myself >suddenly hear a noise outside >look out the window and see a bunch of cows running down the street w--.jpeg >decide to investigate, sandwich still cooking on the stove >run outside and follow the cows >they lead me to a secret underground cheese reserve >h-------- >every kind of cheese imaginable, stacked full on shelves taller than your mom is fat >can't resist, start filling my pockets with cheese >suddenly, alarms start blaring oh no, they've caught me >run back home as fast as I can, cheese weighing me down >the feds start catching up >they also couldn't resist taking some cheese, so I still have a chance >round a corner and hide in a doorframe, the feds keep running past me >they were probably thinking about cheese and didn't see me >make it back to my house and hide the cheese in my closet >feel like a total badass >finally remember the sandwich >it's burnt to a crisp At least I got some sweet ass cheese

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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