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Anonymous 02/28/15(Sat)09:00:34 No.601034522 >Be me >Have super ashy skin (I'm white) >So bad that in the mid- summer I sometimes bleed from my skin cracking >Go to dermatologist >Get this lotion thats supposed to help >300 dollars a bottle >Get home >J------- with it 74 KB JPG

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 259 KB PNG 06/16/21 (Wed) 23:26:33 No.64183663 >talking to girl I like >tell her that every night 1 hour before bedtime I turn off my electronics and drink tea and read a book so I get a good night's sleep >now she calls me "grandma" it's over

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Anon makes breakfast | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: h33TNvQ) 08/26/14(Tue)21:09:26 No.564954759 more. leg so hot hot hot leg leg so hot u fry an eg Anonymous (ID: 1Uj/GaSB) 08/26/14(Tue)21:09:51 No.564954840 what the actual f--- Anonymous (ID: xjkjV7Of ) 08/26/14(Tue)21:10:46 No.564955000 >>564954759 (OP) #

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anon is stunned by the russian resistance | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: aUefwJGc ) 2 "NOBODY IS GOING ANYWHERE" 324 KB JPG 09/26/22(Mon)13:02:19 No.397017110 >Mobilized man killed a drafting office commander in Ust-Ilimsk, Irkutsk region, Russia. >The murderer is Ruslan Zinin, born in 1997, "partially mobilized". He decided jail is better than death in Ukraine. >According to a witness, the man shot the military commandant after he had given a "clumsy" pep talk for the men to go and fight in Ukraine. >"Nobody is going to go anywhere," the man said moments before opening fire, a witness told the Baikal People news outlet. 62 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Is massive boob trans guy the world’s cleverest troll? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: +37lw1b0) [+] 09/21/22(Wed)21:30:10 No.396375358 This dude is gaming the system. An anon here yesterday was in this dude's class. This teacher was almost fired for 'toxic masculinity' last year, as well as not embracing woke culture. He'd drop redpills to his class, such as how silly gender neutral bathrooms are. The school board hates him. He's now upping the ante to exploit the very clown world the school and society itself created. His long game is most likely to get fired, and then sue for discrimination. There is no other explanation... No better way to troll clown world than to become an over-the-top caricature of a woman. >>396375466 # >>396375702 # >>396375724 # >>396376943 # >>396377394 # >>396377424 # >>396377636 # >>396378065 #

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Anon is... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 50 KB JPG 09/26/22(Mon)19:43:46 No.70354698 >sister and her bf have loud sex whike parents are out >record the sound from my room >show parents >sister is no longer allowed to be around her bf unsupervised >his parents grounded him F------ got what they deserved. They should have been having quiet sex instead.

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anon is a director | /r/Greentext

9 KB JPG > Be anime director / Manga creator > Decide to make a story aimed at women > Add a cast of of skillful, sensitive, feminine looking men because that formula has always worked > create and publish the show > audience for the show is undeniably female > Be Hollywood > Decide to make a story aimed at women > Add one male character who is assumed to appeal to the female audience > create and publish work > audience for the show is gay men Why is Hollywood so bad at accepting that the female market doesn't like the beefy, hyper masculine men the execs keep throwing at them?

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anon is a christian | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 KB JPG 08/22/21(Sun)23:05:24 No.86160534 >Be good Christian boy >Be video calling with gf >She starts teasing me >W--.jpg >10/10 qt gf "why do men love boobs so much" >"I guess we feel nostalgic over them" >Gf starts laughing hysterically while covering up >MFW >What did I do wrong bros? Anonymous >>861605348 (OP) # pro tip: dont talk about your mother's t--- to your gf 08/22/21(Sun)23:07:15 No.861605447

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Anon forgot to take his pills and now has an imaginary girlfriend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.97 MB PNG 08/29/22(Mon)22:23:09 No.70018188 I met someone, bros. >She is 22 (I'm 27) >a virgin >sweet af >locks herself away making art, watching anime, and playing video games >inspirational (she got me into art but I suck ass) >hates going outside because she feels people are too mean >wants me to be soft and warm and not so cold around her >wears hoodies all day with her hair up >really cute face, blue eyes, but she is a little chubby (she goes to the gym but I don't care that she is chubby) I basically found the girl we talk about, bros. Despite her being chubby. We all are going to f------ make it. I just had to tell my bros. 7 years on this board and now I finally found a wholesome girl that is sweet and caring. 50 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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Anon visits a haunted hotel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous MONTE 32 KB JPG 09/25/22(Sun)22:04:01 >staying at "haunted hotel" in Flagstaff, AZ No.886266928 >leave room to go out with friends >come back around 2AM and put key into door and door doesn't open >think that it's older so must be stuck >start jiggling the door handle rapidly >push on door with shoulder >give up and kick the door out of frustration >look at key and look at room number >realize it wasn't my room >realize I probably scared the absolute s--- out of another guest >urgently run back to hotel room

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Anon want to cope | /r/Greentext

Anonymous PIPI KAT I UND TER 4. Why 09/25/22(Sun)17:46:39 No.27378658 Seriously? So, it is your first time drinking. 1.32 MB PNG >Watch anime >Characters having interesting experiences, earning money, pursuing goals etc. >Look up their age >They're in their teens How do I cope? 09/25/22(Sun)17:48:53 No.27378678 Anonymous Go do s--- outside of your house, all there is to it Anonymous Get off the internet. Try to read books. get fresh air. Even opening my window is enough for air and vitamin D. 09/25/22(Sun)17:49:05 No.27378680

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The duality of 4chan | /r/Greentext

R: 0 I'll only find peace in death. R: 0 Dicklet song: I whip my dicklet back and forth, I whip my dicklet back and forth (just whip it). I whip my dicklet back and forth, I whip my dicklet back and forth (whip it real good).

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Anon is ugly and has no life experience | /r/Greentext

791 KB PNG >be me >pic related >shy autistic guy but fairly normal ig >excellent student with a few hobbies >don't party >have never kissed a girl before but i dont care >join discord server >face reveal >say one indescribably minor criticism of a guy on there >he and his friends immediately start bullying and memeing me for being ugly and boring >post my face all over the internet >get girls to rate me >consult surgeons to say my face is unsalveagable >the memes about me become comically high effort >literal fan art and renaissance painting parodies all to call me ugly >eventually doxx me >larp as me in my university discord >message a classmate of mine who looks like me posing as casting directors to ask if he wanted to play me in a film >begin to meme my classmate too >go on holiday together and plaster my face all over Amsterdam >Have tried multiple times to pay people I know irl to take pictures of me so they can use them in memes >create an original sci-fi graphic novel set in a world where multiple factions fight over a substance called 'Life Experience' just so they can humiliate my species for being boring and ugly >create a 200+ page teleplay series called 'Ugly Driver' about living selfies of me with distinct personalities that start streetracing illegally in a world where Biden bans ugliness >I've read it and it's really good ffs >last I've heard they're trying to publish a book about how ugly and boring I am so they can install it in the national library >I live on a constant edge because I know they track my every move >all my hard work as a student means nothing if my bosses find out about this >mfw my life is literally about to get ruined because I didn't party in my youth

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