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Anonymous (ID: +37lw1b0) [+] 09/21/22(Wed)21:30:10 No.396375358 This dude is gaming the system. An anon here yesterday was in this dude's class. This teacher was almost fired for 'toxic masculinity' last year, as well as not embracing woke culture. He'd drop redpills to his class, such as how silly gender neutral bathrooms are. The school board hates him. He's now upping the ante to exploit the very clown world the school and society itself created. His long game is most likely to get fired, and then sue for discrimination. There is no other explanation... No better way to troll clown world than to become an over-the-top caricature of a woman. >>396375466 # >>396375702 # >>396375724 # >>396376943 # >>396377394 # >>396377424 # >>396377636 # >>396378065 #

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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9 KB JPG > Be anime director / Manga creator > Decide to make a story aimed at women > Add a cast of of skillful, sensitive, feminine looking men because that formula has always worked > create and publish the show > audience for the show is undeniably female > Be Hollywood > Decide to make a story aimed at women > Add one male character who is assumed to appeal to the female audience > create and publish work > audience for the show is gay men Why is Hollywood so bad at accepting that the female market doesn't like the beefy, hyper masculine men the execs keep throwing at them?

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Anonymous 5 KB JPG 08/22/21(Sun)23:05:24 No.86160534 >Be good Christian boy >Be video calling with gf >She starts teasing me >W--.jpg >10/10 qt gf "why do men love boobs so much" >"I guess we feel nostalgic over them" >Gf starts laughing hysterically while covering up >MFW >What did I do wrong bros? Anonymous >>861605348 (OP) # pro tip: dont talk about your mother's t--- to your gf 08/22/21(Sun)23:07:15 No.861605447

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Anon forgot to take his pills and now has an imaginary girlfriend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.97 MB PNG 08/29/22(Mon)22:23:09 No.70018188 I met someone, bros. >She is 22 (I'm 27) >a virgin >sweet af >locks herself away making art, watching anime, and playing video games >inspirational (she got me into art but I suck ass) >hates going outside because she feels people are too mean >wants me to be soft and warm and not so cold around her >wears hoodies all day with her hair up >really cute face, blue eyes, but she is a little chubby (she goes to the gym but I don't care that she is chubby) I basically found the girl we talk about, bros. Despite her being chubby. We all are going to f------ make it. I just had to tell my bros. 7 years on this board and now I finally found a wholesome girl that is sweet and caring. 50 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous MONTE 32 KB JPG 09/25/22(Sun)22:04:01 >staying at "haunted hotel" in Flagstaff, AZ No.886266928 >leave room to go out with friends >come back around 2AM and put key into door and door doesn't open >think that it's older so must be stuck >start jiggling the door handle rapidly >push on door with shoulder >give up and kick the door out of frustration >look at key and look at room number >realize it wasn't my room >realize I probably scared the absolute s--- out of another guest >urgently run back to hotel room

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Anonymous PIPI KAT I UND TER 4. Why 09/25/22(Sun)17:46:39 No.27378658 Seriously? So, it is your first time drinking. 1.32 MB PNG >Watch anime >Characters having interesting experiences, earning money, pursuing goals etc. >Look up their age >They're in their teens How do I cope? 09/25/22(Sun)17:48:53 No.27378678 Anonymous Go do s--- outside of your house, all there is to it Anonymous Get off the internet. Try to read books. get fresh air. Even opening my window is enough for air and vitamin D. 09/25/22(Sun)17:49:05 No.27378680

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R: 0 I'll only find peace in death. R: 0 Dicklet song: I whip my dicklet back and forth, I whip my dicklet back and forth (just whip it). I whip my dicklet back and forth, I whip my dicklet back and forth (whip it real good).

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791 KB PNG >be me >pic related >shy autistic guy but fairly normal ig >excellent student with a few hobbies >don't party >have never kissed a girl before but i dont care >join discord server >face reveal >say one indescribably minor criticism of a guy on there >he and his friends immediately start bullying and memeing me for being ugly and boring >post my face all over the internet >get girls to rate me >consult surgeons to say my face is unsalveagable >the memes about me become comically high effort >literal fan art and renaissance painting parodies all to call me ugly >eventually doxx me >larp as me in my university discord >message a classmate of mine who looks like me posing as casting directors to ask if he wanted to play me in a film >begin to meme my classmate too >go on holiday together and plaster my face all over Amsterdam >Have tried multiple times to pay people I know irl to take pictures of me so they can use them in memes >create an original sci-fi graphic novel set in a world where multiple factions fight over a substance called 'Life Experience' just so they can humiliate my species for being boring and ugly >create a 200+ page teleplay series called 'Ugly Driver' about living selfies of me with distinct personalities that start streetracing illegally in a world where Biden bans ugliness >I've read it and it's really good ffs >last I've heard they're trying to publish a book about how ugly and boring I am so they can install it in the national library >I live on a constant edge because I know they track my every move >all my hard work as a student means nothing if my bosses find out about this >mfw my life is literally about to get ruined because I didn't party in my youth

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□ Anonymous 09/26/22(Mon)01:32:25 No.27377844 >>27377807 (OP). >be me >get into shower >a handful of liquid soap >Asphyxiate the serpant >pay special attention to the head >legs shaking when i get out >could barley stand it If this isnt you - you might be f----- lol

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File: E1AB99C6-B1A5-42D8-AAE9-9(...).jpg (322 KB, 672x672) □ Anonymous 09/26/22(Mon)01:04:37 No.27377670 [Reply] >>27377738 >>27377745 >>27377750 >>27377908 >Think a women is into me >Acts retarded around me and at times flirts with me >I just appear cold due to my Autism >Decide to ask her out on date and Send her the text >Rejects me softly and says yeah, we go for a lunch at work sometime I am sure >Stops texting in the new group chat we made of new placement student and avoids everyone whereas before this she was the most social one What the f--- did I do?

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Anonymous (ID: +37lw1b0) [+] 09/21/22(Wed)21:30:10 No.396375358 This dude is gaming the system. An anon here yesterday was in this dude's class. This teacher was almost fired for 'toxic masculinity' last year, as well as not embracing woke culture. He'd drop redpills to his class, such as how silly gender neutral bathrooms are. The school board hates him. He's now upping the ante to exploit the very clown world the school and society itself created. His long game is most likely to get fired, and then sue for discrimination. There is no other explanation... No better way to troll clown world than to become an over-the-top caricature of a woman. >>396375466 # >>396375702 # >>396375724 # >>396376943 # >>396377394 # >>396377424 # >>396377636 # >>396378065 #

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