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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon is ugly and has no life experience | /r/Greentext

791 KB PNG >be me >pic related >shy autistic guy but fairly normal ig >excellent student with a few hobbies >don't party >have never kissed a girl before but i dont care >join discord server >face reveal >say one indescribably minor criticism of a guy on there >he and his friends immediately start bullying and memeing me for being ugly and boring >post my face all over the internet >get girls to rate me >consult surgeons to say my face is unsalveagable >the memes about me become comically high effort >literal fan art and renaissance painting parodies all to call me ugly >eventually doxx me >larp as me in my university discord >message a classmate of mine who looks like me posing as casting directors to ask if he wanted to play me in a film >begin to meme my classmate too >go on holiday together and plaster my face all over Amsterdam >Have tried multiple times to pay people I know irl to take pictures of me so they can use them in memes >create an original sci-fi graphic novel set in a world where multiple factions fight over a substance called 'Life Experience' just so they can humiliate my species for being boring and ugly >create a 200+ page teleplay series called 'Ugly Driver' about living selfies of me with distinct personalities that start streetracing illegally in a world where Biden bans ugliness >I've read it and it's really good ffs >last I've heard they're trying to publish a book about how ugly and boring I am so they can install it in the national library >I live on a constant edge because I know they track my every move >all my hard work as a student means nothing if my bosses find out about this >mfw my life is literally about to get ruined because I didn't party in my youth

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anon gives people heart attack | /r/Greentext

62E4F734-0798-4196-961F-A52FD18283A1.png 63 KB PNG >go to public bathroom >see occupied stall >start shaking the door relentlessly

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Anon takes their time in the shower | /r/Greentext

□ Anonymous 09/26/22(Mon)01:32:25 No.27377844 >>27377807 (OP). >be me >get into shower >a handful of liquid soap >Asphyxiate the serpant >pay special attention to the head >legs shaking when i get out >could barley stand it If this isnt you - you might be f----- lol

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Anon hates women | /r/Greentext

Please be patient I have autism Anonymous 07/30/21(Fri)22:35:33 No.21703989 [Reply] >be gay >go out in public with bf >we both hit on and dogwhistle at women >we're not bi >we just hate women

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anon sends cold texts | /r/Greentext

File: E1AB99C6-B1A5-42D8-AAE9-9(...).jpg (322 KB, 672x672) □ Anonymous 09/26/22(Mon)01:04:37 No.27377670 [Reply] >>27377738 >>27377745 >>27377750 >>27377908 >Think a women is into me >Acts retarded around me and at times flirts with me >I just appear cold due to my Autism >Decide to ask her out on date and Send her the text >Rejects me softly and says yeah, we go for a lunch at work sometime I am sure >Stops texting in the new group chat we made of new placement student and avoids everyone whereas before this she was the most social one What the f--- did I do?

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anon says dont blink | /r/Greentext

tar deez nuts >be me >crazy man >own blue box >go on adventures >living plastic >nazi tanks with thoughts >metal men who have no emotion 10 KB PNG >destroy universes >travels thru time >old as f--- 09/25/22(Sun)17:36:40 No.886245776 >still no children >only bitches >turns into girl >gets bitches >but life turns to super s--- f------ doctor who man, s--- was f----- at the end

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anon hates game theorists | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 126 KB JPG 09/17/22(Sat) 19:02:33 No.612370261 >devs leaves random unused asset in game >Top Ten Dark Creepy Terrifying Secrets in Video Games

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Anon would appreciate a subscribe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Ancient Memes >Get Rickroll'd for the first time in over a decade >Realise Rickrolling is 15 years old >Imold.jpg >Search for my old meme YT playlist >No new vids since 2011 >Rewatch ancient-ass memes >No bass boosts or deep frying >Remember how funny and creative internet memes used to be >"Influencers" virtually didn't exist - Few people trying to sell you something, everyone was there just to have fun >Sad wild web is long dead >We used to be an internet, a real internet 6 KB JPG 09/25/22(Sun)13:27:26 No.70345408 Anonymous 09/25/22(Sun)13:28:53 No.70345427 subscribe to my ytchannel, it's 1bout videogames https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ [Open]

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Anon has a dream about chad | /r/Greentext

09/25/22(Sun)12:31:16 No.70344883 >Be me, beta f-- >Asleep >Suddenly dream about being sent to prison >Thrown in to cell, have to share with a guy I went to high school with. A popular chad who did sports and stuff. >"Hey anon, now that your stuck in this cell with me. You might aswell suck my d---." >He pulls down his pants to reveal his 10 incher >Start blowing him >He blows a load in my mouth >Salty and bitter Suddenly wake up from dream >Rock hard >Start contemplating about what I had just dreamt : Anonymous 25 KB JPG

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Anon Watches Anime | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 29 KB JPG Anonymous 52 KB JPG 08/22/19(Thu)17:17:09 No.54044018 I just cried my eyes out watching animu. Feels fantastic to experience such emotion, didn't know I still had it in me. Has any work of fiction made you cry recently? 08/23/19(Fri)02:43:23 No.54050438 >>54044018 (OP) # >Has any work of fiction made you cry recently? Jeffrey Epstein's suicide.

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Anon Gets Rickroll'd | /r/Greentext

1h (9/25 13:27) 70345408 17 Re 10 Img JPG 6KB (128 x 128) 1 Reply C Ancient Memes >Get Rickroll'd for the first time in over a decade >Realise Rickrolling is 15 years old >Imold.jpg >Search for my old meme YT playlist >No new vids since 2011 >Rewatch ancient-ass memes >No bass boosts or deep frying >Remember how funny and creative internet memes used to be >"Influencers" virtually didn't exist - Few people trying to sell you something, everyone was there just to have fun >Sad wild web is long dead >We used to be an internet, a real internet

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anon discusses the current economic situation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/24/22(Sat)00:41:29 No.55298358 >>55298379 >>55298402 >>55298429 >>55298464 >>55298517 >>55303180 File: Here we go.jpg (59 KB, 640x640) >Russians love buying rare CS:GO skins as a hedge against inflation >Russians in the demographic to do this are now being conscripted en masse. >They will likely be killed in the Great Ook. >Their accounts will never be recovered. >Their skins are now permanently removed as a result. >This drives up the price of skins as the supply decreases due to the death of so many vatnik CS:GO players >MFW someone can inadvertently become an actual war profiteer thanks to a videogame.

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