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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon is ugly and has no life experience | /r/Greentext

791 KB PNG >be me >pic related >shy autistic guy but fairly normal ig >excellent student with a few hobbies >don't party >have never kissed a girl before but i dont care >join discord server >face reveal >say one indescribably minor criticism of a guy on there >he and his friends immediately start bullying and memeing me for being ugly and boring >post my face all over the internet >get girls to rate me >consult surgeons to say my face is unsalveagable >the memes about me become comically high effort >literal fan art and renaissance painting parodies all to call me ugly >eventually doxx me >larp as me in my university discord >message a classmate of mine who looks like me posing as casting directors to ask if he wanted to play me in a film >begin to meme my classmate too >go on holiday together and plaster my face all over Amsterdam >Have tried multiple times to pay people I know irl to take pictures of me so they can use them in memes >create an original sci-fi graphic novel set in a world where multiple factions fight over a substance called 'Life Experience' just so they can humiliate my species for being boring and ugly >create a 200+ page teleplay series called 'Ugly Driver' about living selfies of me with distinct personalities that start streetracing illegally in a world where Biden bans ugliness >I've read it and it's really good ffs >last I've heard they're trying to publish a book about how ugly and boring I am so they can install it in the national library >I live on a constant edge because I know they track my every move >all my hard work as a student means nothing if my bosses find out about this >mfw my life is literally about to get ruined because I didn't party in my youth

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anon gives people heart attack | /r/Greentext

62E4F734-0798-4196-961F-A52FD18283A1.png 63 KB PNG >go to public bathroom >see occupied stall >start shaking the door relentlessly

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Anon takes their time in the shower | /r/Greentext

□ Anonymous 09/26/22(Mon)01:32:25 No.27377844 >>27377807 (OP). >be me >get into shower >a handful of liquid soap >Asphyxiate the serpant >pay special attention to the head >legs shaking when i get out >could barley stand it If this isnt you - you might be f----- lol

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Anon hates women | /r/Greentext

Please be patient I have autism Anonymous 07/30/21(Fri)22:35:33 No.21703989 [Reply] >be gay >go out in public with bf >we both hit on and dogwhistle at women >we're not bi >we just hate women

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anon sends cold texts | /r/Greentext

File: E1AB99C6-B1A5-42D8-AAE9-9(...).jpg (322 KB, 672x672) □ Anonymous 09/26/22(Mon)01:04:37 No.27377670 [Reply] >>27377738 >>27377745 >>27377750 >>27377908 >Think a women is into me >Acts retarded around me and at times flirts with me >I just appear cold due to my Autism >Decide to ask her out on date and Send her the text >Rejects me softly and says yeah, we go for a lunch at work sometime I am sure >Stops texting in the new group chat we made of new placement student and avoids everyone whereas before this she was the most social one What the f--- did I do?

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anon says dont blink | /r/Greentext

tar deez nuts >be me >crazy man >own blue box >go on adventures >living plastic >nazi tanks with thoughts >metal men who have no emotion 10 KB PNG >destroy universes >travels thru time >old as f--- 09/25/22(Sun)17:36:40 No.886245776 >still no children >only bitches >turns into girl >gets bitches >but life turns to super s--- f------ doctor who man, s--- was f----- at the end

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anon hates game theorists | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 126 KB JPG 09/17/22(Sat) 19:02:33 No.612370261 >devs leaves random unused asset in game >Top Ten Dark Creepy Terrifying Secrets in Video Games

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Anon would appreciate a subscribe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Ancient Memes >Get Rickroll'd for the first time in over a decade >Realise Rickrolling is 15 years old >Imold.jpg >Search for my old meme YT playlist >No new vids since 2011 >Rewatch ancient-ass memes >No bass boosts or deep frying >Remember how funny and creative internet memes used to be >"Influencers" virtually didn't exist - Few people trying to sell you something, everyone was there just to have fun >Sad wild web is long dead >We used to be an internet, a real internet 6 KB JPG 09/25/22(Sun)13:27:26 No.70345408 Anonymous 09/25/22(Sun)13:28:53 No.70345427 subscribe to my ytchannel, it's 1bout videogames https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ [Open]

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Anon has a dream about chad | /r/Greentext

09/25/22(Sun)12:31:16 No.70344883 >Be me, beta f-- >Asleep >Suddenly dream about being sent to prison >Thrown in to cell, have to share with a guy I went to high school with. A popular chad who did sports and stuff. >"Hey anon, now that your stuck in this cell with me. You might aswell suck my d---." >He pulls down his pants to reveal his 10 incher >Start blowing him >He blows a load in my mouth >Salty and bitter Suddenly wake up from dream >Rock hard >Start contemplating about what I had just dreamt : Anonymous 25 KB JPG

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Anon Watches Anime | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 29 KB JPG Anonymous 52 KB JPG 08/22/19(Thu)17:17:09 No.54044018 I just cried my eyes out watching animu. Feels fantastic to experience such emotion, didn't know I still had it in me. Has any work of fiction made you cry recently? 08/23/19(Fri)02:43:23 No.54050438 >>54044018 (OP) # >Has any work of fiction made you cry recently? Jeffrey Epstein's suicide.

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Anon Gets Rickroll'd | /r/Greentext

1h (9/25 13:27) 70345408 17 Re 10 Img JPG 6KB (128 x 128) 1 Reply C Ancient Memes >Get Rickroll'd for the first time in over a decade >Realise Rickrolling is 15 years old >Imold.jpg >Search for my old meme YT playlist >No new vids since 2011 >Rewatch ancient-ass memes >No bass boosts or deep frying >Remember how funny and creative internet memes used to be >"Influencers" virtually didn't exist - Few people trying to sell you something, everyone was there just to have fun >Sad wild web is long dead >We used to be an internet, a real internet

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anon discusses the current economic situation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/24/22(Sat)00:41:29 No.55298358 >>55298379 >>55298402 >>55298429 >>55298464 >>55298517 >>55303180 File: Here we go.jpg (59 KB, 640x640) >Russians love buying rare CS:GO skins as a hedge against inflation >Russians in the demographic to do this are now being conscripted en masse. >They will likely be killed in the Great Ook. >Their accounts will never be recovered. >Their skins are now permanently removed as a result. >This drives up the price of skins as the supply decreases due to the death of so many vatnik CS:GO players >MFW someone can inadvertently become an actual war profiteer thanks to a videogame.

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