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: Anonymous 50 KB JPG 09/26/22(Mon)19:43:46 No.70354698 >sister and her bf have loud sex whike parents are out >record the sound from my room >show parents >sister is no longer allowed to be around her bf unsupervised >his parents grounded him F------ got what they deserved. They should have been having quiet sex instead.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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anon is a director | /r/Greentext

9 KB JPG > Be anime director / Manga creator > Decide to make a story aimed at women > Add a cast of of skillful, sensitive, feminine looking men because that formula has always worked > create and publish the show > audience for the show is undeniably female > Be Hollywood > Decide to make a story aimed at women > Add one male character who is assumed to appeal to the female audience > create and publish work > audience for the show is gay men Why is Hollywood so bad at accepting that the female market doesn't like the beefy, hyper masculine men the execs keep throwing at them?

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anon is a christian | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 KB JPG 08/22/21(Sun)23:05:24 No.86160534 >Be good Christian boy >Be video calling with gf >She starts teasing me >W--.jpg >10/10 qt gf "why do men love boobs so much" >"I guess we feel nostalgic over them" >Gf starts laughing hysterically while covering up >MFW >What did I do wrong bros? Anonymous >>861605348 (OP) # pro tip: dont talk about your mother's t--- to your gf 08/22/21(Sun)23:07:15 No.861605447

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Anon forgot to take his pills and now has an imaginary girlfriend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.97 MB PNG 08/29/22(Mon)22:23:09 No.70018188 I met someone, bros. >She is 22 (I'm 27) >a virgin >sweet af >locks herself away making art, watching anime, and playing video games >inspirational (she got me into art but I suck ass) >hates going outside because she feels people are too mean >wants me to be soft and warm and not so cold around her >wears hoodies all day with her hair up >really cute face, blue eyes, but she is a little chubby (she goes to the gym but I don't care that she is chubby) I basically found the girl we talk about, bros. Despite her being chubby. We all are going to f------ make it. I just had to tell my bros. 7 years on this board and now I finally found a wholesome girl that is sweet and caring. 50 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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Anon visits a haunted hotel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous MONTE 32 KB JPG 09/25/22(Sun)22:04:01 >staying at "haunted hotel" in Flagstaff, AZ No.886266928 >leave room to go out with friends >come back around 2AM and put key into door and door doesn't open >think that it's older so must be stuck >start jiggling the door handle rapidly >push on door with shoulder >give up and kick the door out of frustration >look at key and look at room number >realize it wasn't my room >realize I probably scared the absolute s--- out of another guest >urgently run back to hotel room

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Anon want to cope | /r/Greentext

Anonymous PIPI KAT I UND TER 4. Why 09/25/22(Sun)17:46:39 No.27378658 Seriously? So, it is your first time drinking. 1.32 MB PNG >Watch anime >Characters having interesting experiences, earning money, pursuing goals etc. >Look up their age >They're in their teens How do I cope? 09/25/22(Sun)17:48:53 No.27378678 Anonymous Go do s--- outside of your house, all there is to it Anonymous Get off the internet. Try to read books. get fresh air. Even opening my window is enough for air and vitamin D. 09/25/22(Sun)17:49:05 No.27378680

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The duality of 4chan | /r/Greentext

R: 0 I'll only find peace in death. R: 0 Dicklet song: I whip my dicklet back and forth, I whip my dicklet back and forth (just whip it). I whip my dicklet back and forth, I whip my dicklet back and forth (whip it real good).

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Anon is ugly and has no life experience | /r/Greentext

791 KB PNG >be me >pic related >shy autistic guy but fairly normal ig >excellent student with a few hobbies >don't party >have never kissed a girl before but i dont care >join discord server >face reveal >say one indescribably minor criticism of a guy on there >he and his friends immediately start bullying and memeing me for being ugly and boring >post my face all over the internet >get girls to rate me >consult surgeons to say my face is unsalveagable >the memes about me become comically high effort >literal fan art and renaissance painting parodies all to call me ugly >eventually doxx me >larp as me in my university discord >message a classmate of mine who looks like me posing as casting directors to ask if he wanted to play me in a film >begin to meme my classmate too >go on holiday together and plaster my face all over Amsterdam >Have tried multiple times to pay people I know irl to take pictures of me so they can use them in memes >create an original sci-fi graphic novel set in a world where multiple factions fight over a substance called 'Life Experience' just so they can humiliate my species for being boring and ugly >create a 200+ page teleplay series called 'Ugly Driver' about living selfies of me with distinct personalities that start streetracing illegally in a world where Biden bans ugliness >I've read it and it's really good ffs >last I've heard they're trying to publish a book about how ugly and boring I am so they can install it in the national library >I live on a constant edge because I know they track my every move >all my hard work as a student means nothing if my bosses find out about this >mfw my life is literally about to get ruined because I didn't party in my youth

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anon gives people heart attack | /r/Greentext

62E4F734-0798-4196-961F-A52FD18283A1.png 63 KB PNG >go to public bathroom >see occupied stall >start shaking the door relentlessly

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Anon takes their time in the shower | /r/Greentext

□ Anonymous 09/26/22(Mon)01:32:25 No.27377844 >>27377807 (OP). >be me >get into shower >a handful of liquid soap >Asphyxiate the serpant >pay special attention to the head >legs shaking when i get out >could barley stand it If this isnt you - you might be f----- lol

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Anon hates women | /r/Greentext

Please be patient I have autism Anonymous 07/30/21(Fri)22:35:33 No.21703989 [Reply] >be gay >go out in public with bf >we both hit on and dogwhistle at women >we're not bi >we just hate women

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anon sends cold texts | /r/Greentext

File: E1AB99C6-B1A5-42D8-AAE9-9(...).jpg (322 KB, 672x672) □ Anonymous 09/26/22(Mon)01:04:37 No.27377670 [Reply] >>27377738 >>27377745 >>27377750 >>27377908 >Think a women is into me >Acts retarded around me and at times flirts with me >I just appear cold due to my Autism >Decide to ask her out on date and Send her the text >Rejects me softly and says yeah, we go for a lunch at work sometime I am sure >Stops texting in the new group chat we made of new placement student and avoids everyone whereas before this she was the most social one What the f--- did I do?

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anon says dont blink | /r/Greentext

tar deez nuts >be me >crazy man >own blue box >go on adventures >living plastic >nazi tanks with thoughts >metal men who have no emotion 10 KB PNG >destroy universes >travels thru time >old as f--- 09/25/22(Sun)17:36:40 No.886245776 >still no children >only bitches >turns into girl >gets bitches >but life turns to super s--- f------ doctor who man, s--- was f----- at the end

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