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273 KB PNG Am i retarded? >Be 16 >pretty beta but not bad looking >meet 8/10 japanese girl >start talking >she's into me >its happening >says her name is hiroka >gives me her number >call later that night >nervous asf >"Hey hiroshima" >"What did you say Anon?!" >s--- s--- s--- >try to recover >"Because..uh you're the bomb" "she hangs up"

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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My IQ is 75. It's pretty high, right? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: (tGoemegr) 06/26/21(Sat)22:31:26 No.327667712>>327667818 >>327668086 >>327685429 >>327665089 (OP) Not that anon but I have the IQpills from that thread in text, will dump. >I did IQ research as a grad student, and it involved a lot of this stuff. Did you know that most people (95%+) with less than 90 IQ can't understand conditional hypotheticals? >For example: >How would you have felt yesterday evening if you hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch? >What do you mean? I did eat breakfast and lunch. >Yes, but if you had not, how would you have felt? >Why are you saying that I didn't eat breakfast? I just told you that I did. >Imagine that you hadn't eaten it, though. How would you have felt? >I don't understand the question. >It's really fascinating. We did research on convicts in San Quentin. They're absolute f------ retards, at least 50% illiterate. Anonymous (ID: (tGoemegr) 06/26/21(Sat)22:32:20 No.327667818>>327667906 >>327668933 >>327669227 >>327669920 >>327685429 >>327688917 >>327667712 >Other interesting phenomenon around IQ involves recursion. >For example: >Write a story with two named characters, each of whom have at least one line of dialogue. >Most literate people can manage this, especially once you give them an example. >Write a story with two named characters, each of whom have at least one line of dialogue. >In this story, one of the characters must be describing a story with at least two named characters, each of whom have at least one line of dialogue. >If you have less than 90 IQ, this second exercise is basically completely impossible. >Add a third level ('frame') to the story, and even IQ 100's start to get mixed up with the names and who's talking. >Turns out Scheherazade was an IQ test! Anonymous (ID: (tGoemegr) 06/26/21(Sat)22:33:08 No.327667906 >>327667980 >>327684917 >>327685429 >>327686122 >>327667818 >Time is practically impossible to understand for sub 80's. They exist only in the present, can barely reflect on the past and can't plan for the future at all. >Sub 90's struggle with anachronism too. For example, I remember the 80-85's stumbling on logic problems that involved common sense anachronism stuff. >For instance: >Why do you think that military strategists in WWII didn't use laptop computers to help develop their strategies? >I guess they didn't want to get hacked by Nazis? >Admittedly you could argue that this is a history knowledge question, not quite a logic sequencing question, but you get the idea. >Sequencing is super hard for them to track, but most 100+ have no problem with it, although I imagine that a movie like Memento strains them a little. >Recursion was definitely the killer, though. >Recursive thinking and recursive knowledge seems genuinely hard for people of even average intelligence (although at San Quentin there weren't too many of those!) Anonymous (ID: (tGoemegr) 06/26/21(Sat)22:33:49 No.327667980 >>327668199 >>327685031 >>327685429 >>327667906 >It's the main reason why so many people with sub-90 IQ are sociopathic or psychopathic. They don't have the mental computing power to model other people's thoughts and feelings. I've seen it over and over with convicts. >How do you think that man felt when you beat him? >Dunno. >How do you think that boy's mother felt when she heard that her son was dead? >Dunno. >It comes across as psychopathic, but these people literally don't have the brainpower to build even a crude model of someone else's mind, let alone populate it with events that are in the past. Anonymous (ID: (tGoemegr) 06/26/21(Sat)22:35:47 No.327668199>>327673995 >>327679808>>327685429 >>327685570 >>327685800 >>327687876 >>327687892 >>327667980 >I forgot to mention another important part of abstract reasoning, which is 'mapping'. Basically, expressing one thing in terms of another. >For example: >Imagine a picture of an arrow, colored in a gradient from yellow to green, following the direction of the arrow. >Imagine a one-way residential street, with ascending house numbers, with the lowest number being at the entrance of the street and the highest number being at the exit. >If you mapped the arrow onto the street, what color would house number 1 be? >This question really isn't tricky for most 100+s. It has some minor ambiguities, but anyone of normal intelligence can do the 'mapping': that is, the expression of one thing in terms of another. >However, for sub-90's, this stuff is REALLY difficult. They struggle terribly with it. Sub 80's just can't do it at all. >Anything under 90 will routinely make errors with even commonplace mapping (like subway maps, time schedules, etc.) Sub 85s start to get into the territory where they can't learn to read, as symbolic mapping of phonemes (or even morphemes) even with constant drilling, is just too tricky. >Math is another area I could get into, but the long and the short of it is that it's heavily decided by IQ. That's a bit tautological, since it's a principal IQ measurement, but you know what I mean. >As for the criminal narcissists etc: I honestly don't know. However, sufficiently high IQ autists can emulate theory of mind, and do. If you're smart enough, you can build a little simulator in your brain. You also need to be smart enough to appreciate the utility of it. >I suspect that any autist or narcissist over 120 can do this stuff regularly without getting tired, but it's like playing a strenuous game of chess for them. They really don't have the 'hardware' for empathy. That's it. >reeeee formatting f--- you I already reformatted it for normie consumption and have been disseminating it, not retranslating to autist.

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The next generation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 9 KB JPG 09/14/22(Wed) 20:15:50 No.70217098 >be me >back in high school >friends and i made fun of the old f--- who we let attend to our parties so he can buy us beer and s--- >he used to hang around outside school and talk to girls >everyone made fun of him in private >he got arrested for whatever reason and havent heard of him in ages >be today >34 years old >still stuck in this s----- town >hang outside my old high school cause they are the only people that understand me (nothing sexual its just easier to talk to them) >slide into their dm's and share memes and stuff anons, i used to make fun of that man only to realize he was based beyond our understanding : Anonymous 09/14/22(Wed)21:02:15 No.70217585 And just like that man, the highscholers make fun of you in private. Wake up

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Anon quits porn | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous How I quit p--- 6 KB JPG 09/10/22(Sat)06:56:17 No.70157854 >Look up p--- >See one of the most beautiful and curvy woman in my life, an absolute 100/10 >Realise that I will never get the chance to even talk to a woman like that >Get sad >D--- drops >Not horny anymore

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Anon is an American | /r/Greentext

What's the best way to act when confronted by police? + 1 reply and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 09/12/22(Mon)22:13:51 No.885542801 Wave your arms everywhere and reach for every object in your car. They can't stop you Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon)22:16:13 No.885542912 >>885541623 (OP) They're just municipal code enforcers. Shoot at them. Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon)22:17:37 No.885542973 ► >>885541623 (OP) Pull out your gun and shoot them in the face

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Anon isn't funny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/14/22(Wed)17:45:54 No.885623365 >Be me >Talking to a female at college today for the first time in a while >My desired endgame for this conversation and beyond is, as you can imagine, sex >The topic of conversation move to BeReal >I make the point "I guess there's still a limit to how "real" people are even on this social media" >I continue "I mean, it's not like anyone's ever posted a BeReal on the toilet taking a poo. Lol, wouldn't that be funny, if a guy posted a BeReal on the toilet taking a fat s---, and also they had a hard on at the same time and was c------ because they were wanking while taking a s---. Plus their selfie is also on screen at the same time. Yeah that would be funny" 40 KB JPG >This seemingly disgusts her and she's dismissive and vaguely scared for the rest of the conversation until she leaves fairly quickly I thought it was a pretty funny observation and joke

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Anon has the Best. Sex. Ever | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous A pegger gets plugged 284 KB PNG 09/12/22(Mon)17:01:23 No.885525855 I had the best sex a while ago >be me >virgin >girl comes up to me >a solid 8.67/10 >"hey anon, I know you're a virgin still, mind if I change that" >cha-ching >"yes baby" >fast forward to her place >it's her and her 8 friends >wait for them to leave >they all stand up around me and pull their panties down >hell yes >each one of them fucksme >my c-- all in their vaginas >the girl who invited me was recording it also >uploads it to pornhub >250k views in under a month >sends it to my family, employers and friends >im cut off and disowned for being a "w----" >fired from job >currently homeless >today I learned I got genital warts from all of that >all of them got pregnant Best. Sex. Ever!!

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Anon summarizes the art industry experience | /r/Greentext

37m (9/13 21:21).112671165 16 Re - 0 Img.JPG · 234KB · (1000 × 867) 5 Replies more than any other artform, music is a business and an industry. it is the lowest form of art

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anon loses his job | /r/Greentext

File: d90.jpg (75 KB, 482x427) Anonymous 09/13/22(Tue)18:46:40 No.27303246 [Reply]► >>27303264 >tfw just lost job >tfw have a mortgage to pay >tfw no gf >tfw a week until my bday lol ☐ Anonymous 09/13/22(Tue)18:48:19 No.27303264 ► >>27303290 >>27303246 (OP) so get another job ☐ !!vycVWO6Sxwd 09/13/22(Tue)18:48:38 No.27303266 The no gf part is the least of your worries.

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anon's sexy time gets interrupted by a demon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/20/20(Sun)09:03:39 No.27095947 >>27093470 >boning my gf >doggystyle, she's loving it >my d--- is 7.5in easily >she achieves orgasm (as usual) when suddenly I feel like I'm being watched >pubes suddenly stand on end 5 KB JPG >gf doesn't notice, and I maintain my rhythmic thrusting, making her c-- again with my rock hard 8 incher >but something feels off >reach for my rechargeable Maglite RL1019 and scan the room >gf mumbles "what the f---" as waves of pleasure sweep through her body >a strange sulfuric smell fills the room, smells like the huevos rancheros and refried beans I had for breakfast >I turn around >there's a tall dark figure standing behind me >he wasn't there before >feels like he's feeding off of my virility, like a vampire >panic.jpg >l begin to thrust ferociously >gotta make my gf c-- one more time before dealing with the strange apparition/demon >as gf achieves orgasm (again, as usual), I pull out my solid 9 inch woody and blast my load all over the dark entity >I hear a hiss as the j--- hits his shadowy form and the spectre lets out a piercing cry >once more, the stench of sulfur fills the room >the floor is covered in c-- and a strange black-ish substance >gf asks, "did you f------ fart??" >I tell her it was the shadowman >somehow she didn't see him (paranormal) >"Oh my f------ god Josh did you s--- on the ground?" >it was the shadowman bitch >I swear to god

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Anon finds a cum truck | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/14/22(Wed)09:58:36 No.174149884 ✓ cum_truck.jpg (32 KB, 959x480) google yandex iqdb wait >>174143813 >find c-- truck Spoon >truck looks like pic related >it says C U M on the side >think maybe it's an acronym, maybe it stands for 'C--? Umm...Maybe?' give it a taste >yepthatscum.mp4 >get idea >i will travel around this great nation and spread the gift of c-- >i will be like johnny appleseed but for c-- >go on twitter and tell guy fieri about my idea >also mention that i want to see him and bobby flay and giada de laurentiis covered in c-- >get muted from twitter for harassing guy fieri

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anon doesn't like what he sees | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 390 KB PNG 09/14/22(Wed) 22:13:25 No.885629160 There's p---------- on this board, and I don't like it. I don';t like it one bit. : Anonymous 09/14/22(Wed) 22:15:12 No.885629244 Easy fix. Just pour bleach into your eyes. You won't see p--- on this board again.

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Anon hasn't grown up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 129 KB JPG 07/26/22(Tue)18:45:27 No.69566652 >guys how do I stop giggling when I hear people fart >I'm 28

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Greentext Stories - Anon messes up | /r/Greentext

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273 KB PNG Am i retarded? >Be 16 >pretty beta but not bad looking >meet 8/10 japanese girl >start talking >she's into me >its happening >says her name is hiroka >gives me her number >call later that night >nervous asf >"Hey hiroshima" >"What did you say Anon?!" >s--- s--- s--- >try to recover >"Because..uh you're the bomb" "she hangs up"

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