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What's the best way to act when confronted by police? + 1 reply and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 09/12/22(Mon)22:13:51 No.885542801 Wave your arms everywhere and reach for every object in your car. They can't stop you Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon)22:16:13 No.885542912 >>885541623 (OP) They're just municipal code enforcers. Shoot at them. Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon)22:17:37 No.885542973 ► >>885541623 (OP) Pull out your gun and shoot them in the face

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon isn't funny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/14/22(Wed)17:45:54 No.885623365 >Be me >Talking to a female at college today for the first time in a while >My desired endgame for this conversation and beyond is, as you can imagine, sex >The topic of conversation move to BeReal >I make the point "I guess there's still a limit to how "real" people are even on this social media" >I continue "I mean, it's not like anyone's ever posted a BeReal on the toilet taking a poo. Lol, wouldn't that be funny, if a guy posted a BeReal on the toilet taking a fat s---, and also they had a hard on at the same time and was c------ because they were wanking while taking a s---. Plus their selfie is also on screen at the same time. Yeah that would be funny" 40 KB JPG >This seemingly disgusts her and she's dismissive and vaguely scared for the rest of the conversation until she leaves fairly quickly I thought it was a pretty funny observation and joke

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Anon has the Best. Sex. Ever | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous A pegger gets plugged 284 KB PNG 09/12/22(Mon)17:01:23 No.885525855 I had the best sex a while ago >be me >virgin >girl comes up to me >a solid 8.67/10 >"hey anon, I know you're a virgin still, mind if I change that" >cha-ching >"yes baby" >fast forward to her place >it's her and her 8 friends >wait for them to leave >they all stand up around me and pull their panties down >hell yes >each one of them fucksme >my c-- all in their vaginas >the girl who invited me was recording it also >uploads it to pornhub >250k views in under a month >sends it to my family, employers and friends >im cut off and disowned for being a "w----" >fired from job >currently homeless >today I learned I got genital warts from all of that >all of them got pregnant Best. Sex. Ever!!

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Anon summarizes the art industry experience | /r/Greentext

37m (9/13 21:21).112671165 16 Re - 0 Img.JPG · 234KB · (1000 × 867) 5 Replies more than any other artform, music is a business and an industry. it is the lowest form of art

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anon loses his job | /r/Greentext

File: d90.jpg (75 KB, 482x427) Anonymous 09/13/22(Tue)18:46:40 No.27303246 [Reply]► >>27303264 >tfw just lost job >tfw have a mortgage to pay >tfw no gf >tfw a week until my bday lol ☐ Anonymous 09/13/22(Tue)18:48:19 No.27303264 ► >>27303290 >>27303246 (OP) so get another job ☐ !!vycVWO6Sxwd 09/13/22(Tue)18:48:38 No.27303266 The no gf part is the least of your worries.

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anon's sexy time gets interrupted by a demon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/20/20(Sun)09:03:39 No.27095947 >>27093470 >boning my gf >doggystyle, she's loving it >my d--- is 7.5in easily >she achieves orgasm (as usual) when suddenly I feel like I'm being watched >pubes suddenly stand on end 5 KB JPG >gf doesn't notice, and I maintain my rhythmic thrusting, making her c-- again with my rock hard 8 incher >but something feels off >reach for my rechargeable Maglite RL1019 and scan the room >gf mumbles "what the f---" as waves of pleasure sweep through her body >a strange sulfuric smell fills the room, smells like the huevos rancheros and refried beans I had for breakfast >I turn around >there's a tall dark figure standing behind me >he wasn't there before >feels like he's feeding off of my virility, like a vampire >panic.jpg >l begin to thrust ferociously >gotta make my gf c-- one more time before dealing with the strange apparition/demon >as gf achieves orgasm (again, as usual), I pull out my solid 9 inch woody and blast my load all over the dark entity >I hear a hiss as the j--- hits his shadowy form and the spectre lets out a piercing cry >once more, the stench of sulfur fills the room >the floor is covered in c-- and a strange black-ish substance >gf asks, "did you f------ fart??" >I tell her it was the shadowman >somehow she didn't see him (paranormal) >"Oh my f------ god Josh did you s--- on the ground?" >it was the shadowman bitch >I swear to god

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Anon finds a cum truck | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/14/22(Wed)09:58:36 No.174149884 ✓ cum_truck.jpg (32 KB, 959x480) google yandex iqdb wait >>174143813 >find c-- truck Spoon >truck looks like pic related >it says C U M on the side >think maybe it's an acronym, maybe it stands for 'C--? Umm...Maybe?' give it a taste >yepthatscum.mp4 >get idea >i will travel around this great nation and spread the gift of c-- >i will be like johnny appleseed but for c-- >go on twitter and tell guy fieri about my idea >also mention that i want to see him and bobby flay and giada de laurentiis covered in c-- >get muted from twitter for harassing guy fieri

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anon doesn't like what he sees | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 390 KB PNG 09/14/22(Wed) 22:13:25 No.885629160 There's p---------- on this board, and I don't like it. I don';t like it one bit. : Anonymous 09/14/22(Wed) 22:15:12 No.885629244 Easy fix. Just pour bleach into your eyes. You won't see p--- on this board again.

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Anon hasn't grown up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 129 KB JPG 07/26/22(Tue)18:45:27 No.69566652 >guys how do I stop giggling when I hear people fart >I'm 28

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Anon evaluates the human development | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous How did it get like this 08/14/22(Sun)08:29:12 No.88385818 >dig in remote places >extract extremely rare rocks intel perform a forming spell on the rocks >extreme heat and pressure are required >inscribe microscopic arcane sigils into your magical stones 26 KB PNG >imbue the stones with lightning >the stones gain anima >the stones speak in a language incomprehensible to all mankind >certain trained warlocks can control the powers of the stones >they learn the language of the stones >the warlocks harness the magical stones powers to bring forth light and image >the rest of the population is in awe >you can now access Fortnite p--- anywhere you want from the palm of your hand

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Anon has friends | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/09/22(Fri)11:07:12 No.611513186 546653765.jpg 108 KB JPG >"Sorry bro, I won't be able to play with you tonight. I have a date with my gf"

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Anon smokes pot | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Opz2DLvG) LIFTING F------ WORKS 310 KB PNG 09/13/22(Tue) 18:56:06 No.395241090 >be me >start lifting in august of last year >get a lot of dates >Wheat rated me a 5 before but now rates me a 7 >got visible abs >12% bf >today >go to japanese bar with tinder thot >Come back home >smoke pot and >as I coom yell "Alaskan Thunder F---" Why are you not lifting to save the white race pol? 63 Replies 5 Images View Thread

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Anon’s life as a bri’ish “person” | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous How you guys sound 30 KB PNG v 09/13/22(Tue)17:14:19 No.885580903 >Be me >Awoken by knocker-up >He informs me of the mandatory Queen Elizabeth mourning >Take a stroll down littered street >Teen was tackled by guards for holding a redbull, they replace it with a c-- >Us peasants meet the royal family in a denny's parking lot >My mate David was assigned to polish Prince William's dome >Hear wanking inside the bush >David was sniped for not carrying enough knives >Guards arrest me for not sobbing hard enough >Told them to piss off and was challenged to a sword duel >I win the duel and King Charles pardons me >Leave the funeral, wagon was sold for Prince William's escort >Immediatly shanked for the shilling in my trousers >Pray for the lad, meth sales were cut short due to the Queen's passing >A -573.333° blizzard starts >Run to my house >See Prince Henry leaving with a wrench in hand >Electricity and water was turned off >See Duke of Dork taking a Dry Doodoo on my toilet >Those bellends ate all of my bread and beans >Begin to freeze and starve >At least there isn't any school shootings

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