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Anonymous 277 KB PNG 01/28/24(Sun)19:11:01 No.76278936 >today we're gonna talk about why you can't talk to women >the reason you can't talk to women is because you haven't been taught how to talk to women! >society tells us "dude just talk to women" but we've never learned how to actually talk to women, so of course we don't know how to talk to women >anyway the yogis came up with this term called "dikcok" Why do people watch this guy again?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous 43 KB JPG 12/13/23(Wed)16:49:59 No.910765317 Oh boy, I sure am enjoying playing my favorite game, Cyberpunk 2077! > Kiss Panam > Watch my character get more action than I've had in the past 18 months. The loneliness is getting unbearable. I think I've forgotten what it feels like to kiss. 4 Replies >>910766973 # View Thread : Anonymous >>910765317 (OP) # 18 months .... wooooooaaaaaah zomg thats like forever or something....right..... 12/13/23(Wed)17:12:35 No.910765816

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45 KB JPG >Gf tries starting a huge argument with me on my birthday >At some point something just clicks in my brain >Hang up the phone and block her on everything >Enjoy the rest of the day with my family What is the name of this feeling?

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Anon helps the less fortunate | /r/Greentext

File: comdlpng6970006.jpg (47 KB, 350x338) how do I live with myself anymore? Anonymous 01/28/24(Sun)13:45:49 No.30645053 >be me >incel >therapist suggests I volunteer with the less fortunate to help me contextualize just how good my life is and hopefully improve my self esteem so I stop pitying myself >therapist signs me up for adult mentor volunteer for group home for retards >most of them have physical disabilities ontop of mental disabilities >meet dave >he looks like the stereotype of someone with down syndrome but with the added factor of him being a burn victim and having a stutter >volunteer there for a few weeks when dave comes up >hey anon h-how c...c...come you don't have a wife? >explain i havent found any woman interested in me >well what about a girlfriend? wh-when w-was the last time you had a gf? >explain to him i never had a gf before >wow anon I've g...g..gotten p---- like 100 times before. I get my d--- wet every week are you r-really saying you never got laid before? >tfw when a literal retarded mongoloid is roasting you for being a virgin

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: Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)11:33:16 No.195585025 Oeec9d2a311b2ec52327029fb059ad5bb669b856_hq.jpg 24 KB JPG >You are expelled from Hogwarts for using magic in front of a muggle. Said the talking, floating envelope in front of 3 muggles. >>195585152 # >>195588856 # : Anonymous >>195585025 (OP) # Ok but I would though. Just imagine some bratty goth origami lips trying to scold you while gagging on your c---. 01/26/24(Fri)11:35:37 No.195585125

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Anon watches the Bazinga show | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/28/24(Sun)13:50:57 No.76275661 >3 white friends constantly s--- on the poojeet. the Bic BANG >Parents s--- on him for possibly THEORY 22 KB JPG being a f--. >Parents frequently give him mail- order brides from shitndia. >Brides leave him once it's clear he's a beta f--. >Openly thirsts after his friends wives/gf. >By the end of the show the 3 white friends are married and have successful careers. >The poojeet remains single and lives in a friends garage. What did the writers mean by this?

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Anonymous 01/28/24(Sun)20:19:50 No.913079589 33 KB JPG >feelsbad.png >be me >11 y/o >fat 15 year old highschooler (looks like eric cartman) asks me to come to his house >say yeah >ask mom >mom says no 4 years later >realize i was almost r---- >mfw

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: Anonymous 172 KB PNG 01/04/18(Thu)00:49:35 No.42248973 Social f--- up thread? >Be me >Hungry before work >See donut shop and think "f--- it, that sounds pretty good" >Go inside and get a chocolate donut and a chocolate muffin >Cashier says "Wow, lots of chocolate today huh?" >"Haha yeah, I'm the chocolate man from chocolate land." >never return there Why am I like this?

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: Anonymous 459 KB JPG 01/28/24(Sun)23:58:27 No.665257045 >>665256781 # >Half of the new SCPs are just queer reality benders with gender dysphoria >The foundation spent a s--- ton of resources sucking their d--- Why don't they just make clef decommisson them? Isn't that literally half of his job?

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Anon lives in metropolis | /r/Greentext

Miguel Mendonca >Move to Metropolis >Nice place, sun feels good >Actually enjoy being outside for once >Occasionally see Superman fly over head >I wave >He waves back >Feel safe >Sitting on park bench outside my building >See Superman fight giant Lexcorp robot >Wonder how Lex Luthor hasn't been jailed yet >Superman picks up car >Yeets it at Lex bot Replies >Misses >Watch 3,000 lbs of steel fly through my living room window >Mfw did not have renters insurance on Thu Like Reply 131 MAC Berlinda McBerlin Pls post the mfw image for clarity on Thu Like Reply 1 Miguel Mendonca on Thu Write a reply... Like Reply 10 D GIF a Rules

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: Anonymous 01/27/24(Sat)13:53:20 No.665126605 blackhole.png 137 KB PNG >Take a picture of an acutal black f------ hole in like late 2019. >World od's on crazy pills like a month later What did it mean by this? >>665126979 # >>665127457 # >>665137492 # >>665139173 # >>665139771 # >>665141050 # >>665143258 #

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Anonette is fat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/28/16(Sun)00:43:16 No.30993198 68 KB PNG Yes I am f------ ugly. I am 387lbs with AA breasts, acne, bad hairline etc. Even myfamily makes fun of me For example my dad started calling me 'the 5th female ghostbuster' because apparently 'I look like one of those fat d---- in the s--- new movie'. He even started leaving bedsheets around the house and asking why I wasn't 'busting those ghosts' when I ignored them I won't ever be happy. I am a f------ monstrosity. It is my fauly of course, my mother is beautiful. another joke from my dad is 'boys often look at a womans mother before deciding if he should marry her, any boy you find will have to look at your mother just to get an erection; >>30993235 # >>30993291 # >>30994236 # >>30996470 # >>30997480 # >>30997518 # >>30997542 # >>30998079 # >>30998138 # >>30998945 # >>31001909 #

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