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Anonymous 275 KB PNG 04/13/21(Tue)04:47:52 No.63192366 Anyone else like to do a little trolling? Tell us about a moment when you epicly trolled someone 12 Replies / 2 Images View Thread 04/13/21(Tue)05:27:02 No.63192652 Anonymous So what I would do is go on snapchat, add random people, and just be a general d---. >Add random guy >talk trash >says he wants to fight >says he lives in Chicago >at around 3am send him to a large park about 10 minutes away >"I'm here, where you at n----?" >"I've been waiting here you bitch, show yourself" >keep insisting that I'm there and that he's flaking on the fight >tell him to scream so that I can locate him >sends me videos of him screaming at 3 am in chicago >send him a picture of my penis and call him a f-----

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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femanon doesn't know how to leave a shitty relationship | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Do I stay? 09/04/22(Sun)08:45:39 No.27241436 >start dating guy 3 weeks ago >he lives with his ex gf in her house which she owns and won't move out due to being unemployed >during date 1, she calls obsessively >during date 2, she calls and texts a lot >during date 3, she texts him telling him he's dead to her and she's gonna burn his possessions >every time we hang out, she texts and calls him >i stayed in her house on second date while she's away, without her knowing felt bad >she threatens to commit suicide regularly >he also threatens to commit suicide >he will literally not move out of her home or get a job >i asked him to block her and stop being her friend >i'm moving to another country in a month and he plans to visit me and do distance >dont mind that i will have to pay for his flights >keep begging him to leave her, move out of her home and block her >ex is literally better than me in every way, looks, education, career 656 KB JPG >she is often present during our phone conversations doing laundry and such, interrupts us >i keep trying to end things because it's too much for me but he is insistent >i genuinely love him with all my heart despite knowing him only 3 weeks what do i do? i hate his ex and she is toxic but he won't leave her home, but i love him so much. he's literally my first love

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Anon trolls epicly | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Lobster 594 KB JPG 08/24/22(Wed)17:39:12 No.884477957 >Be me >FBI raids my house >GotchaBitch.jpg >Steal my computer >Find file marked "Bomb plot" >Dozens of files inside >Open vid file marked "Loadout" >Blue lobster playing classical music at 140 db >Clutches ears in pain >This goes on until a file marked "Bomb" >Picture of a pipebomb and recipe >Take me to court with only this >Open in court >File has mutated into vid of Tyler the Creator screaming "SIKE" >Blue lobster earrapes court >Autistic Mwuhaha-ing >Have still images of previous file >"Read the ingredients" >It's a lobster recipe >mfw

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Anon speaks out about r/greentext | /r/Greentext

: Leafman Le Reddit Goodthink NEEAAUUUUHA 09/04/22(Sun)12:05:23 No.70084331 78 KB JPG >Decide to look at reddit >find R/greentext >They simultaneously worship and hate us >They Think everything is fake >They Think everything is gay >The entire thing is run by troons >Comments filled with groomers >eternal circlejerk for doing goodthinks >brigades against anons who do wrongthinks We're not safe anymore, Anons. They're watching us.

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anon is autistic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 962 KB GIF 02/16/22 (Wed)18:54:47 No.67457125 >boss calls me into his office with HR >he tells me they got a customer complaint that I was very "stand-off" and "distant" and that I need to communicate better and be more cheerful >for some reason say "Sorry, I'm austistic." >I'm not even diagnosed as autistic >he apologizes and tells me to get back to work >fast forward 2 weeks to today >coworkers tell me to check the website, front page is "Diversity and Equal Opportunity" and a "Get to know Our Team" >a slide show automatically starts and there's some of my black coworkers, someone in a wheel chair and then me from an office christmas party photo, with my name and blurb stating "Anon is autistic but we find his unique approach and creativity a huge attribute to >HR printed off a bunch of posters of "Our Diversity is Our Strength" and "Disabilities are different Abilities" and I'm on the disability one, they photoshopped a puzzle ribbon by me, they're framed all around the office >suddenly coworkers start treating me like an actual retard and women talk to me like I'm some sort of retarded child 11 >manager started calling me "big guy" and constantly asks if I need help despite being fine

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Anon doesn't know | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 791795067 193.2 kB PNG >be me >or not be me pic related 25 min. ago

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Anon is too smart | /r/Greentext

Anonymous University Harem 37 KB PNG 04/23/22(Sat)14:29:51 No.68341642 >Be accepted at Uni >File form for student residency >See "for the purpose of placing you, please check your gender:" >Male >Female >Non-binary >Check female, even tho that's not true >Apply for the female dorm >Get accepted >Be the only guy in the women's dorm >basically got my own personal harem >it's that simple

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Anon fucks up the family dinner | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat) 22:21:31 No.170333197 >having dinner >mum talking about her new dress >jokingly tell her "it makes you look like you're built for BBC" >sister spits out her drink laughing >mum doesn't get it at first, then becomes fuming >>170333238 # >>170333239 # >>170333249 # >>170333303 # >>170333319 # >>170333342 # >>170333466 #

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Anon is the least racist 4channer | /r/Greentext

MY SIDES 47 KB JPG Let me tell you a story Anons that happened a little while ago. >be in school >school is in québec >liberal as f--- >inb4 québecfag >f------ deal with it >class is discussing multiverse theory >teacher is an annoying leftie hippie >try my best to ignore them and read my book >teacher mentions "if the mutliverse theory is true, there's an universe where hitler is right". >immediately say out loud "well duh it's this one". >whole class gets silent >look at me

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anon describes patriarchy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Madami 126042391 11 min. ago >Can't be sent to prison. >Can't be drafted. >Given the right to vote w/o any stake in national consequences. >Is legally allowed to murder chrilden and celebrated for it. >Allowed to wear whatever they want in public while persecuting anyone else who wears something they don't like >Automatically presumed in 80%+ of instances to be the preferred guardian for kids. >Entitled to half her husbands wealth even if she is at fault for the marriage dying. >Can retroactively revoke consent she had previously given and ruin a man's career, social life and potentially force severe legal repercussions on her word alone. Patriarchy!

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anon's forbidden monster energy drink | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/28/13(Thu)06:09:54 UTC-8 No.518448623 Replies: >>518448648 >>518448852 >>518449112 >>518452257 >>518466242 >>518469495 okay guys i'll tell the story of C-- Jar 2010. >be me in highschool few years ago >graduate in 2010 >buddies and me need to think of epic senior prank ideas >cranes arent an option >hatch mastermind plan: Cumjar 2010 >the idea is simple, get a large glass jar and fill it with the c-- of every guy in school, then pour it on the headmaster's car >Cumjar 2010 spreads like wild fire >almost every male senior who wasnt a f------ p---- knows about the plan and has agreed to pitch in >cannot gradually fill jar over the course of say a week, no place to store cumjar, need to fill it on the spot >last day of school before graduation >all the guys meet at the bathrooms hardly anyone uses (near wood workshops) >take the jar in one at a time, j-------, come out, pass jar to the next guy >looking back on it now that was probably the gayest s--- i've ever done >three original masterminds (me and two friends) behind cumjar 2010 go last >cumjar is about 4/5 filled up with c-- >realize we have to carry a jar of c-- across the school from the bathroom we were at, over to the staff carpark >fuckthat.jpg >leave the school and take the street >long way around >find target car >pour c-- all over windscreen, doors, into every crack and crevace >c-- sets like icing on cake >leave the crime scene, destroy evidence >mfw the school knew exactly what happened, even the fact there was a jar involved >mfw we don't rat eachother out >mfw they don't know who was the mastermind >mfw they cant punish all of us >C-- Jar 2010

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Anon worries about this world | /r/Greentext

>out for a drive >see someone texting while driving >enragement.exe >roll down my window >throw my beer at her f--- irresponsible drivers. the world is f------ doomed.

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Anons life is unfair. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)07:27:41 No.63157818 662 KB PNG When did you realize that life was rigged against you? I'll start: >was quiet in high school, always tried to mind my own business even if it would be considered rude (e.g. wouldn't respond to people even if they called me by name), always kept my head down and made sure to walk a little fast in between classes >eventually rumor starts that i'm retarded and a future school shooter or some other s--- >spread around the school quickly since we didn't have much other drama >eventually get called into counselor's office one day >she tells me that i need to undergo a mandatory psychological evaluation to "make sure that you and others" are safe >ended up getting diagnosed with the tism at f------ 16 years old >assholes somehow couldn't keep it confidential either, so everyone knew >got treated like an ape until graduation, girls would speak to me in baby voices even though i was intelligent enough to be in advanced classes

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