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Anonymous Madami 126042391 11 min. ago >Can't be sent to prison. >Can't be drafted. >Given the right to vote w/o any stake in national consequences. >Is legally allowed to murder chrilden and celebrated for it. >Allowed to wear whatever they want in public while persecuting anyone else who wears something they don't like >Automatically presumed in 80%+ of instances to be the preferred guardian for kids. >Entitled to half her husbands wealth even if she is at fault for the marriage dying. >Can retroactively revoke consent she had previously given and ruin a man's career, social life and potentially force severe legal repercussions on her word alone. Patriarchy!

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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Anonymous 11/28/13(Thu)06:09:54 UTC-8 No.518448623 Replies: >>518448648 >>518448852 >>518449112 >>518452257 >>518466242 >>518469495 okay guys i'll tell the story of C-- Jar 2010. >be me in highschool few years ago >graduate in 2010 >buddies and me need to think of epic senior prank ideas >cranes arent an option >hatch mastermind plan: Cumjar 2010 >the idea is simple, get a large glass jar and fill it with the c-- of every guy in school, then pour it on the headmaster's car >Cumjar 2010 spreads like wild fire >almost every male senior who wasnt a f------ p---- knows about the plan and has agreed to pitch in >cannot gradually fill jar over the course of say a week, no place to store cumjar, need to fill it on the spot >last day of school before graduation >all the guys meet at the bathrooms hardly anyone uses (near wood workshops) >take the jar in one at a time, j-------, come out, pass jar to the next guy >looking back on it now that was probably the gayest s--- i've ever done >three original masterminds (me and two friends) behind cumjar 2010 go last >cumjar is about 4/5 filled up with c-- >realize we have to carry a jar of c-- across the school from the bathroom we were at, over to the staff carpark >fuckthat.jpg >leave the school and take the street >long way around >find target car >pour c-- all over windscreen, doors, into every crack and crevace >c-- sets like icing on cake >leave the crime scene, destroy evidence >mfw the school knew exactly what happened, even the fact there was a jar involved >mfw we don't rat eachother out >mfw they don't know who was the mastermind >mfw they cant punish all of us >C-- Jar 2010

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>out for a drive >see someone texting while driving >enragement.exe >roll down my window >throw my beer at her f--- irresponsible drivers. the world is f------ doomed.

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: Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)07:27:41 No.63157818 662 KB PNG When did you realize that life was rigged against you? I'll start: >was quiet in high school, always tried to mind my own business even if it would be considered rude (e.g. wouldn't respond to people even if they called me by name), always kept my head down and made sure to walk a little fast in between classes >eventually rumor starts that i'm retarded and a future school shooter or some other s--- >spread around the school quickly since we didn't have much other drama >eventually get called into counselor's office one day >she tells me that i need to undergo a mandatory psychological evaluation to "make sure that you and others" are safe >ended up getting diagnosed with the tism at f------ 16 years old >assholes somehow couldn't keep it confidential either, so everyone knew >got treated like an ape until graduation, girls would speak to me in baby voices even though i was intelligent enough to be in advanced classes

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: Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)13:55:47 No.68213856 pp,504x498-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.jpg 34 KB JPG >at the petrol station >guy across from me neckmogs but I heightmog that wristlet >feels kinda bad, make a mental note to start neckcurling >his gf comes out of the car >9/10 easily outlooksmaxxed him >must have socialmaxxed >upon closer inspection she's actually a 8/10 makeupfraudmaxxstress >feel a little better >on the way to the cashier a terrier barks at me >flinch but realize I speciesmog, get f----- you little s--- >F150 truckmogs me as I leave Are we just on this earth to mog and cope?

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Anonymous 09/03/22 (Sat)20:16:17 No.611013843 >>611013994 >>611014037 >>611014043 >>611014050 >>611014275 >>611014286 >>611014420 >>611014524 >>611014579 >>611014585 >>611014670 >>611014680 >>611014962 >>611015493 >>611016953 >>611017093 >>611017276 >>611017473 >>611017512 >>611017571 >>611017770 >>611017941 File: 1647440159317.png (2.2 MB, 1086x1245) I told my therapist that I am a p-------- two days ago. Everyone has been telling me I'm f----- and that I'm going to end up on the sex offender registry. My therapist is referring me to a sex offender therapist as well. How f----- am I for real? Anonymous 09/03/22 (Sat)20:18:36 No.611013994 ► >>611014034 >>611013843 Did you LITERALLY say the words "I am a p--------" or something along the lines of "I am attracted to 13 year-old girls"? Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)20:19:07 No.611014034 ► >>611014145 >>611013994 I told him I am attracted to young children, yes.

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22m (9/3 23:18). 88426676 1 Re. 0 Img.PNG 307KB (480 × 454) 1 Reply >be me >reached to customer support because the software and hardware for my audio interface is buggy >customer support agent asks for system report for my mac how safe is this? 20m (9/3 23:19). 88426693 >>88426676 (OP) 101%. because it just works ●●● :

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Anonymous 05/22/22(Sun)05:51:56 No.87039295 >Be software engineer >Constantly find new, serious vulnerabilities in our system, it's a miracle if we haven't been breached already >Report them, silence >Head of security, a middle-aged fat woman with LOTR teams background, decides to commision a pentest of the systems 58 KB JPG >In the initial meeting, the pentesters ask what they should test >Head of security obviously doesn't know anything about the architecture about the system and just tells them to go crazy and "may the force be with you" >In the final report the pentesters basically just tells us to stop using default credentials in a test environment Is this really what's been hyped up for years? Feels like a racket just to benefit non-technical heads of security and pentesters.

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: Anonymous I hate women 115 KB JPG 02/11/22 (Fri) 17:29:17 No.67388393 >older sister calls me >older sister constantly cries about being f----- and dumped by chads on dating apps >younger sister calls me >younger sister constantly vents to me about boys she has a crush on >mom calls me >mom constantly cries to me about my dad >when I tell them "you are being annoying" they start crying harder and blaming me for being a horrible person >suddenly I am the bad guy >dad calls me >dad is the only one that asks me how I am doing

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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat) 18:04:13 No.28720917 >mom recently bought a UV light to detect cumstains in my underwear and socks >can't fap into the shower because that would clog it >can only acquire tissues through mom, not allowed packs of my own 164 KB PNG >mom carefully documents each tissue I use in an excel table, and for what purpose I'm 22 btw. What the f--- do I do?

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: Anonymous 163 KB JPG 09/03/22(Sat)21:18:04 No.70075443 >be me in 6th grade > horny > decide to j------- in PE bathroom > people are actively going in and out > c-- > secret sauce on my hand > go into the locker room and up to my friend > heylookitscum.jpeg > he goes EWWWWW > panic > justkiddingitswater.mp4 > walk away 09/03/22(Sat)21:21:48 No.70075466 : Anonymous >>70075443 (OP) # and all I want is to f--- a hot woman

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Anonymous 127 KB JPG >Be me >23 09/03/22(Sat)21:56:32 No.27239372 >Masturbating since the age of 12 > nut 3 times a day for last 11 years without fail >depressed >feelingbad.jpeg >always anxious >no motivation >minute man in bed >mfw I realized I ruined my life and there's no way back

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: Anonymous 260 KB PNG 09/04/22 (Sun)02:37:23 No.70077703 >fathers day >mum's already told me what I need to cook for dinner >9am >dad, mum, me in one room >dad brings up how I perfectly cooked the (lamb loin) chops from about 5 days ago >not just a good job but outright saying "eating them the day after, they were still perfect" >mum insists on doing the cooking now >have heard her say at least three times "I don't know why I care, he's not my father" today >she's obviously in a bad mood with me yet is trying to act like she isn't Turns out I can do something right and still cause problems

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Anonymous Madami 126042391 11 min. ago >Can't be sent to prison. >Can't be drafted. >Given the right to vote w/o any stake in national consequences. >Is legally allowed to murder chrilden and celebrated for it. >Allowed to wear whatever they want in public while persecuting anyone else who wears something they don't like >Automatically presumed in 80%+ of instances to be the preferred guardian for kids. >Entitled to half her husbands wealth even if she is at fault for the marriage dying. >Can retroactively revoke consent she had previously given and ruin a man's career, social life and potentially force severe legal repercussions on her word alone. Patriarchy!

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