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: Anonymous (ID: qHNKMAKT 17 in 'Rings Of Power' Is Getting Review Bombed So Hard Amazon Suspended Reviews Entirely Paul Tassi Senior Contributor Ⓒ News and opinion about video games, television, movies and the internet. Sep 3, 2022, 08:03am EDT Listen to article 3 minutes 09/04/22(Sun)17:25:46 No.393883070 Rings of Power AMAZON Screen Shot 2022-09-04 at 5.22.19 PM.png 1.91 MB PNG >be Amazon >buy LOTR franchise rights >create spin-off >pour millions into it >years in production >finally release your treasured content >customers hate it >you have a panic attack >stop people from giving your creation 0 stars So f------ fragile. 95 Replies / 10 Images Follow 59 View Thread

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous 275 KB PNG 04/13/21(Tue)04:47:52 No.63192366 Anyone else like to do a little trolling? Tell us about a moment when you epicly trolled someone 12 Replies / 2 Images View Thread 04/13/21(Tue)05:27:02 No.63192652 Anonymous So what I would do is go on snapchat, add random people, and just be a general d---. >Add random guy >talk trash >says he wants to fight >says he lives in Chicago >at around 3am send him to a large park about 10 minutes away >"I'm here, where you at n----?" >"I've been waiting here you bitch, show yourself" >keep insisting that I'm there and that he's flaking on the fight >tell him to scream so that I can locate him >sends me videos of him screaming at 3 am in chicago >send him a picture of my penis and call him a f-----

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femanon doesn't know how to leave a shitty relationship | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Do I stay? 09/04/22(Sun)08:45:39 No.27241436 >start dating guy 3 weeks ago >he lives with his ex gf in her house which she owns and won't move out due to being unemployed >during date 1, she calls obsessively >during date 2, she calls and texts a lot >during date 3, she texts him telling him he's dead to her and she's gonna burn his possessions >every time we hang out, she texts and calls him >i stayed in her house on second date while she's away, without her knowing felt bad >she threatens to commit suicide regularly >he also threatens to commit suicide >he will literally not move out of her home or get a job >i asked him to block her and stop being her friend >i'm moving to another country in a month and he plans to visit me and do distance >dont mind that i will have to pay for his flights >keep begging him to leave her, move out of her home and block her >ex is literally better than me in every way, looks, education, career 656 KB JPG >she is often present during our phone conversations doing laundry and such, interrupts us >i keep trying to end things because it's too much for me but he is insistent >i genuinely love him with all my heart despite knowing him only 3 weeks what do i do? i hate his ex and she is toxic but he won't leave her home, but i love him so much. he's literally my first love

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Anonymous Lobster 594 KB JPG 08/24/22(Wed)17:39:12 No.884477957 >Be me >FBI raids my house >GotchaBitch.jpg >Steal my computer >Find file marked "Bomb plot" >Dozens of files inside >Open vid file marked "Loadout" >Blue lobster playing classical music at 140 db >Clutches ears in pain >This goes on until a file marked "Bomb" >Picture of a pipebomb and recipe >Take me to court with only this >Open in court >File has mutated into vid of Tyler the Creator screaming "SIKE" >Blue lobster earrapes court >Autistic Mwuhaha-ing >Have still images of previous file >"Read the ingredients" >It's a lobster recipe >mfw

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: Leafman Le Reddit Goodthink NEEAAUUUUHA 09/04/22(Sun)12:05:23 No.70084331 78 KB JPG >Decide to look at reddit >find R/greentext >They simultaneously worship and hate us >They Think everything is fake >They Think everything is gay >The entire thing is run by troons >Comments filled with groomers >eternal circlejerk for doing goodthinks >brigades against anons who do wrongthinks We're not safe anymore, Anons. They're watching us.

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Anonymous 962 KB GIF 02/16/22 (Wed)18:54:47 No.67457125 >boss calls me into his office with HR >he tells me they got a customer complaint that I was very "stand-off" and "distant" and that I need to communicate better and be more cheerful >for some reason say "Sorry, I'm austistic." >I'm not even diagnosed as autistic >he apologizes and tells me to get back to work >fast forward 2 weeks to today >coworkers tell me to check the website, front page is "Diversity and Equal Opportunity" and a "Get to know Our Team" >a slide show automatically starts and there's some of my black coworkers, someone in a wheel chair and then me from an office christmas party photo, with my name and blurb stating "Anon is autistic but we find his unique approach and creativity a huge attribute to >HR printed off a bunch of posters of "Our Diversity is Our Strength" and "Disabilities are different Abilities" and I'm on the disability one, they photoshopped a puzzle ribbon by me, they're framed all around the office >suddenly coworkers start treating me like an actual retard and women talk to me like I'm some sort of retarded child 11 >manager started calling me "big guy" and constantly asks if I need help despite being fine

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Anonymous | 791795067 193.2 kB PNG >be me >or not be me pic related 25 min. ago

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Anonymous University Harem 37 KB PNG 04/23/22(Sat)14:29:51 No.68341642 >Be accepted at Uni >File form for student residency >See "for the purpose of placing you, please check your gender:" >Male >Female >Non-binary >Check female, even tho that's not true >Apply for the female dorm >Get accepted >Be the only guy in the women's dorm >basically got my own personal harem >it's that simple

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Anon fucks up the family dinner | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat) 22:21:31 No.170333197 >having dinner >mum talking about her new dress >jokingly tell her "it makes you look like you're built for BBC" >sister spits out her drink laughing >mum doesn't get it at first, then becomes fuming >>170333238 # >>170333239 # >>170333249 # >>170333303 # >>170333319 # >>170333342 # >>170333466 #

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MY SIDES 47 KB JPG Let me tell you a story Anons that happened a little while ago. >be in school >school is in québec >liberal as f--- >inb4 québecfag >f------ deal with it >class is discussing multiverse theory >teacher is an annoying leftie hippie >try my best to ignore them and read my book >teacher mentions "if the mutliverse theory is true, there's an universe where hitler is right". >immediately say out loud "well duh it's this one". >whole class gets silent >look at me

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Anonymous Madami 126042391 11 min. ago >Can't be sent to prison. >Can't be drafted. >Given the right to vote w/o any stake in national consequences. >Is legally allowed to murder chrilden and celebrated for it. >Allowed to wear whatever they want in public while persecuting anyone else who wears something they don't like >Automatically presumed in 80%+ of instances to be the preferred guardian for kids. >Entitled to half her husbands wealth even if she is at fault for the marriage dying. >Can retroactively revoke consent she had previously given and ruin a man's career, social life and potentially force severe legal repercussions on her word alone. Patriarchy!

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Anonymous 11/28/13(Thu)06:09:54 UTC-8 No.518448623 Replies: >>518448648 >>518448852 >>518449112 >>518452257 >>518466242 >>518469495 okay guys i'll tell the story of C-- Jar 2010. >be me in highschool few years ago >graduate in 2010 >buddies and me need to think of epic senior prank ideas >cranes arent an option >hatch mastermind plan: Cumjar 2010 >the idea is simple, get a large glass jar and fill it with the c-- of every guy in school, then pour it on the headmaster's car >Cumjar 2010 spreads like wild fire >almost every male senior who wasnt a f------ p---- knows about the plan and has agreed to pitch in >cannot gradually fill jar over the course of say a week, no place to store cumjar, need to fill it on the spot >last day of school before graduation >all the guys meet at the bathrooms hardly anyone uses (near wood workshops) >take the jar in one at a time, j-------, come out, pass jar to the next guy >looking back on it now that was probably the gayest s--- i've ever done >three original masterminds (me and two friends) behind cumjar 2010 go last >cumjar is about 4/5 filled up with c-- >realize we have to carry a jar of c-- across the school from the bathroom we were at, over to the staff carpark >fuckthat.jpg >leave the school and take the street >long way around >find target car >pour c-- all over windscreen, doors, into every crack and crevace >c-- sets like icing on cake >leave the crime scene, destroy evidence >mfw the school knew exactly what happened, even the fact there was a jar involved >mfw we don't rat eachother out >mfw they don't know who was the mastermind >mfw they cant punish all of us >C-- Jar 2010

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>out for a drive >see someone texting while driving >enragement.exe >roll down my window >throw my beer at her f--- irresponsible drivers. the world is f------ doomed.

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: Anonymous (ID: qHNKMAKT 17 in 'Rings Of Power' Is Getting Review Bombed So Hard Amazon Suspended Reviews Entirely Paul Tassi Senior Contributor Ⓒ News and opinion about video games, television, movies and the internet. Sep 3, 2022, 08:03am EDT Listen to article 3 minutes 09/04/22(Sun)17:25:46 No.393883070 Rings of Power AMAZON Screen Shot 2022-09-04 at 5.22.19 PM.png 1.91 MB PNG >be Amazon >buy LOTR franchise rights >create spin-off >pour millions into it >years in production >finally release your treasured content >customers hate it >you have a panic attack >stop people from giving your creation 0 stars So f------ fragile. 95 Replies / 10 Images Follow 59 View Thread

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