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![File: IMG_3345.jpg (184 KB, 1486x1600) Anonymous 10/30/16(Sun)16:57:42 No.709916798 Reply]>>709917031 feminist stories >be me >16, a smartass >health class >teacher is really sick so she's assigned for at least 2 weeks >she's at least 250 pounds >dyed hair >I raise my hand >I think he's funny" >chthisisgonnabefun.png >first day, all other guys have the same ideas as me >she makes all men sit in the back and screeches if we speak >during the 3rd day, she brings up how men are rapists and are monsters >"And that's why I put all the men in the back: so they aren't tempted to r---" >friend raises hand >"Did you just assume my gender?" >feminist pause >all is quiet >feminist takes a deep breath >she screams with the might of a million suns >"DO YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY?" >all is quiet again >"yeah" >"LEAVE THIS CLASSROOM" >she walks towards me and get right in front of me. >she just f------ screams >no one can make out what she's saying >chill as f--- principle runs in >"What is going on? Why is everyone screaming?" >they have to drag the whale out of the class >everyone backs up my story of how she said men are pigs and started screaming >mfw she's never allowed to sub at this school again >mfw no one got in trouble](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/425/929/335.jpg "anon is funny | /r/Greentext")
![File: Soyjack.jpg (71 KB, 970x970) 344/4 Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)00:13:54 No.884299420 [Reply] ► >>884299614 Every cute girl I talk with is already married this isn't f------ fair Why shouldn't I f--- them anyway? Why can't I f--- married girls? What is preventing me from taking them from their husband? Really, why shouldn't I? >> Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)00:17:39 No.884299614 ► >>884299420 (OP) Most married women will cheat on their husbands the moment a more attractive man shows up. It's not because they're married, it's because you're ugly.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/425/799/f64.png "Anon talks to women | /r/Greentext")
