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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon tries to sleep | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 47 KB JPG 07/16/24(Tue)08:56:04 No. 682830496 >Insomnia kicking my ass again >"Two hours of Video Game reviews to fall asleep to? Maybe this'll help" > WOWIE CHUNGY WUNGUS HEY GUYS CADDICARUS HERE HAHA AAAAAAAAA

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Anon wants his favorite content creator to move onto something else. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 27 KB PNG 7/16/2024, 3:00:30 AM > be me > video game essayist & reviewer No.79157328 > make around over 12 videos and an 8-hour-long yap session about a game that is bad and reiterate why it is for the 47th time > will probably make more videos about the game, which I already find "bad" for the next year or two. I'm Tired Boss...

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chin dilemma | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: CPs83fOj) I have no chin 167 KB PNG 10/09/22(Sun)21:01:51 No.51872940 I finally saw what I looked like from the side and I feel nauseous, I have no jawline or chin. I'm not fat so it's not just a matter of losing weight. Honestly, this revelation feels like it connects so many dots in my life. The fact that I'm a spiteful contrarian loser, the fact that I'm never considered for leadership positions, the fact that I've never gotten any female attention, it feels like I solved the great mystery connecting all the suffering in my life: I have no f------ chin. Anonymous (ID: hJwg7q07 10/09/22(Sun)21:02:50 No.51872955 >Business and Finance Anonymous (ID: KE/3ypd6) 10/09/22(Sun)21:02:55 No.51872957 >>51872940 (OP) # I have a chin

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Advice for thee yet not for me | /r/Greentext

File: images.jpg (9 KB, 284x177) Anonymous (ID: W5nert8) 07/11/24(Thu)12:34:33 No.473774249 >>473774959 >>473775304 >>473776009 >>473776131 >>473776242 >>473776296 >>473776377 >>473776605 >twice divorced cuckold >abandoned his son to live an influencer lifestyle in miami >does drugs regularly, including accidentally taking meth >STILL gives relationship/life advice to people, and is smug about it too how delusional is he?

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No point in life anyways | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ARE YOU... ARE YOU REALLY SURE ABOUT THAT, SENPAI ? ARE YOU?! YOU! TEASE YOU!! I WILL BULLY I WILL PUT EXTRA - SPICY WASABI INTO OUR SIDE DISHES AND WON'T TELL WHICH ONES!! WE'LL RUN EVERY MORNING UNTIL YOUR STICK-THIN FALL OFF!! I WON'T LET YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT!! LEGS 07/16/24(Tue) 09:11:46 No.78168079 THIS WON'T BE PRACTICE ANYMORE!! EVERYTHING WILL BE REAL!! CAN YOU HANDLE IT, SENPAI?! CAN YOU?! CAN YOU?!! THEN... THEN... IF YOU'LL HAVE ME... I GUESS IT... CAN'T BE HELPED. PANZERMEIDO 1708803244693915.jpg 573 KB JPG >>78166828 # >Go out with people to clubs and bars. >It's all some kind of attention grabbing or bragging. >Everyone is 90% interested in talking and not listening. >Constant b------- and cultural meme viruses. >Everything becoming increasingly expensive while social life is degrading and said expensive products become qualitatively worse. >Instead of healing the problems, most older people just say s--- like you and look away. >Work for 70 years, cope and die lol. mfw

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Anon doesn't find very funny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 21(Mon)1 No.15/68003 How do I cook this massive Wal Mart steak? 2.4 MB JPG Anonymous >>15768003 (OP) # 03/15/21(Mon)18:06:28 No.15768042 >massive - mass - Massachusetts >Wal Mart - Wal - Walled >Cook - crook- crooked >steak - stake-wood- woods I know this is your way of telling me that I was wrong and I don't find it very funny. Maybe you won't find it funny anymore now that I let everyone see what you're doing. I'm not afraid of you anymore and I have nothing left to lose. >>15768066 # >>15768117 # >>15768172 # >>15768585 # >>15768978 # >>15769096 # >>15769102 # >>157693massive.horses

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Anon gives update 5 days later | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/15/24(Mon) 18:03:15 No.78165212 : Anonymous 183 KB JPG 07/10/24(Wed)00:56:28 No.78105764 >start working new job >meet really cute goth girl. >has piercings and stuff but doesnt use makeup >she looks the part but is really bubbly and doesnt act the part of a goth girl >she has my humor >after a while we grow closer > She starts telling me how good I smell everyday >we text all day >play videogames all day >we listen to the same music >sit up all night and facetime >I play guitar and serenaded her >she says its inspiring to see how I chase my goals >she sat accross from me at work the other day and lined up her feet with mine Y'all think she likes me? SmartSelect_20240710_041311_Adblock Browser.jpg >I got the girl 525 KB JPG Commence celebration.

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veri bad Cofe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)20:23:04 No.37415279 File: 1495080618299.png (18 KB, 300x250) This coffee sucks >>37415303 >>37415456 >>37415553 >>37415576 >>37415962 Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)20:23:53 No.37415303 File: start.png (26 KB, 391x249) >>37415321 >>37415456 >>37415553 >>37415576 >>37415962 >>37415279 Woah there fella! You split your coffe- Wait that's way too much! Anonymous 05/31/17 (Wed)20:24:45 No.37415321 File: loop left.png (26 KB, 391x250) >>37415343 >>37415456 >>37415553 >>37415576 >>37415962 >>37415303 Don't worry there guy, I got your back! Can't let this coffee go to waste! Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)20:25:55 No.37415343 File: loop right.png (26 KB, 391x250) >>37415353 >>37415456 >>37415553 >>37415576 >>37415962 >>37415321 You're spilling the coffee! Anonymous 05/31/17 (Wed)20:26:13 No.37415353 | >>37415456>>37415553 >>37415576 >>37415858 >>37415962 File: son of a bitch.png (37 KB, 300x250) >>37415343 just what I nee-- AHHHGG

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Dressed for the occassion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/15/24(Mon)19:49:09 No.78162705 I get it now. Fap7P42XkAEcb3c.jpg 34 KB JPG >be me >transphobic >straight cisgender male >put on a dress and masturbate >tfw

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is it too late for me? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous is it too late for me?.jpg 21 KB JPG 07/11/24(Thu)09:48:07 No.pers011 >do you think it's too late for me? >i mean, am i just doomed to be the person that i am? >it's not too late for me, is it? >please, i need you to tell me it's not too late. >i need you to tell me that i'm a good person. >i know that i can be selfish, narcissistic, and self-destructive, but underneath all that, deep down, i'm a good person and i need you to tell me that. Please. Tell me that I'm good.. >for a long time i thought of myself as a bad person >i'm selfish. im greedy. i'm jealous. >when i see someone have what i want, i get so envious. it fills my veins and courses through my body >i find it hard to be happy for others, >"that should be me," i think to myself. >why should they have it when i don't? >why can't i just be happy for them? >why does my heart race, my face flush, and anger course through my veins? >i must be a bad person, >a good person doesnt think this way. >i can be so selfish, always wanting more for myself. >willing to do immoral and at times unethical things to put myself ahead >is this really me? >is this who i am? >or am i just a product of my environment? >a child who grew up with nothing, so in turn dissatisfied until she has the world. >i've always wondered why billionaires who have the world are never satisfied, >why they always want more wealth when they already have so much >but upon reflection i realize that i do the same things. >im relatively lucky to have transitioned when i did, yet i still want more. >in other words, i'm a billionaire in a world of poverty, and i'm still not satisfied. >so how can i learn to be satisfied with myself? >i've tried practicing gratitude, and i've learned to be happy for others, even if it's forced sometimes. >i try to help others when i can, and i want to be the good in the world. >yet my selfish, jealous, and at times inconsiderate tendencies bubble below the surface, >i try to remind myself that we judge others by their actions and ourselves by our intentions. but my intentions have been bad for so long, how could i be anything else? >this whole thing, >it's a cycle, isn't it? >so that begs the question, >do you think it's too late for me?

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Dawn Operations | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)12:19:45 No.78052869 BY GORLOV A.A. hg.jpg 61 KB JPG >If a girl likes you, she'll make it obvious if that's true, I guess no woman has ever been into me.

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Financial attractiveness | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Bottle Rocket 07/08/24(Mon)07:28:05 No.201056908 LOLOS Bottle Rocket.png 3.93 MB PNG >Unwealthy woman says she isn't interested in you after a night together >Tip her $300 >Suddenly she says she loves you What was the meaning of the love story in Bottle Rocket directed by Wes Anderson?

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