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: Anonymous 21(Mon)1 No.15/68003 How do I cook this massive Wal Mart steak? 2.4 MB JPG Anonymous >>15768003 (OP) # 03/15/21(Mon)18:06:28 No.15768042 >massive - mass - Massachusetts >Wal Mart - Wal - Walled >Cook - crook- crooked >steak - stake-wood- woods I know this is your way of telling me that I was wrong and I don't find it very funny. Maybe you won't find it funny anymore now that I let everyone see what you're doing. I'm not afraid of you anymore and I have nothing left to lose. >>15768066 # >>15768117 # >>15768172 # >>15768585 # >>15768978 # >>15769096 # >>15769102 # >>157693massive.horses

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon gives update 5 days later | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/15/24(Mon) 18:03:15 No.78165212 : Anonymous 183 KB JPG 07/10/24(Wed)00:56:28 No.78105764 >start working new job >meet really cute goth girl. >has piercings and stuff but doesnt use makeup >she looks the part but is really bubbly and doesnt act the part of a goth girl >she has my humor >after a while we grow closer > She starts telling me how good I smell everyday >we text all day >play videogames all day >we listen to the same music >sit up all night and facetime >I play guitar and serenaded her >she says its inspiring to see how I chase my goals >she sat accross from me at work the other day and lined up her feet with mine Y'all think she likes me? SmartSelect_20240710_041311_Adblock Browser.jpg >I got the girl 525 KB JPG Commence celebration.

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veri bad Cofe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)20:23:04 No.37415279 File: 1495080618299.png (18 KB, 300x250) This coffee sucks >>37415303 >>37415456 >>37415553 >>37415576 >>37415962 Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)20:23:53 No.37415303 File: start.png (26 KB, 391x249) >>37415321 >>37415456 >>37415553 >>37415576 >>37415962 >>37415279 Woah there fella! You split your coffe- Wait that's way too much! Anonymous 05/31/17 (Wed)20:24:45 No.37415321 File: loop left.png (26 KB, 391x250) >>37415343 >>37415456 >>37415553 >>37415576 >>37415962 >>37415303 Don't worry there guy, I got your back! Can't let this coffee go to waste! Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)20:25:55 No.37415343 File: loop right.png (26 KB, 391x250) >>37415353 >>37415456 >>37415553 >>37415576 >>37415962 >>37415321 You're spilling the coffee! Anonymous 05/31/17 (Wed)20:26:13 No.37415353 | >>37415456>>37415553 >>37415576 >>37415858 >>37415962 File: son of a bitch.png (37 KB, 300x250) >>37415343 just what I nee-- AHHHGG

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Anonymous 07/15/24(Mon)19:49:09 No.78162705 I get it now. Fap7P42XkAEcb3c.jpg 34 KB JPG >be me >transphobic >straight cisgender male >put on a dress and masturbate >tfw

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is it too late for me? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous is it too late for me?.jpg 21 KB JPG 07/11/24(Thu)09:48:07 No.pers011 >do you think it's too late for me? >i mean, am i just doomed to be the person that i am? >it's not too late for me, is it? >please, i need you to tell me it's not too late. >i need you to tell me that i'm a good person. >i know that i can be selfish, narcissistic, and self-destructive, but underneath all that, deep down, i'm a good person and i need you to tell me that. Please. Tell me that I'm good.. >for a long time i thought of myself as a bad person >i'm selfish. im greedy. i'm jealous. >when i see someone have what i want, i get so envious. it fills my veins and courses through my body >i find it hard to be happy for others, >"that should be me," i think to myself. >why should they have it when i don't? >why can't i just be happy for them? >why does my heart race, my face flush, and anger course through my veins? >i must be a bad person, >a good person doesnt think this way. >i can be so selfish, always wanting more for myself. >willing to do immoral and at times unethical things to put myself ahead >is this really me? >is this who i am? >or am i just a product of my environment? >a child who grew up with nothing, so in turn dissatisfied until she has the world. >i've always wondered why billionaires who have the world are never satisfied, >why they always want more wealth when they already have so much >but upon reflection i realize that i do the same things. >im relatively lucky to have transitioned when i did, yet i still want more. >in other words, i'm a billionaire in a world of poverty, and i'm still not satisfied. >so how can i learn to be satisfied with myself? >i've tried practicing gratitude, and i've learned to be happy for others, even if it's forced sometimes. >i try to help others when i can, and i want to be the good in the world. >yet my selfish, jealous, and at times inconsiderate tendencies bubble below the surface, >i try to remind myself that we judge others by their actions and ourselves by our intentions. but my intentions have been bad for so long, how could i be anything else? >this whole thing, >it's a cycle, isn't it? >so that begs the question, >do you think it's too late for me?

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: Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)12:19:45 No.78052869 BY GORLOV A.A. hg.jpg 61 KB JPG >If a girl likes you, she'll make it obvious if that's true, I guess no woman has ever been into me.

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Financial attractiveness | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Bottle Rocket 07/08/24(Mon)07:28:05 No.201056908 LOLOS Bottle Rocket.png 3.93 MB PNG >Unwealthy woman says she isn't interested in you after a night together >Tip her $300 >Suddenly she says she loves you What was the meaning of the love story in Bottle Rocket directed by Wes Anderson?

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Anon tries to get into science | /r/Greentext

☐ Aptilink с Aptilink + https://aptilink.io/results/basic?session_id=cs_live_a1t5G4mqSZZ... C Services ▾ Learn More ▾ Contact ✓ C Results Your IQ is 80 9.12% 50 75 100 125 150 Highcharts.com X Your IQ is in the top 90.88% In a room of 1000 people you would be smarter than 91 of them. Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed)05:12:34 No.15412971 >>15413000 >>15413046 What field of science should I get into with an IQ of 80? Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed)05:26:37 No.15413000 >>15412971 (OP) lab animal

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Anonymous (ID: 9LDXWD+h) Am I the only actual nazi on this board? 07/15/24(Mon)05:28:47 No.474251795 74 KB PNG Everyone is either a literal federal agent or a ZionDon mouth breather cuck >the absolute state of /pol/ 2024 Anonymous (ID: 1y29moJK) I'm a Nazi :) 07/15/24(Mon)05:30:00 No.474251875

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Anon Ponders the Mind of an Assassin | /r/Greentext

File: 20240715_010656.jpg (86 KB, 1170x817) Anonymous (ID: DiqNn7wL 07/15/24(Mon)15:28:21 No.474234304 >>474234659 >>474234751 >>474234760 >>474234905 >>474234927 >>474234946 >>474235069 >>474235132 >>474235361 >>474235484 >>474235515 >>474235603 >>474235737 >>474235811 >>474235892 >>474235948 >>474235954 >>474236024 >>474236157 >>474236935 >>474236999 >>474237067 >>474237300 >>474237842 >>474238147 >>474238497 >>474238602 >>474238723 >>474238785 >>474238837 >>474238917 >>474239258 >>474239751 >>474239820 >>474240750 >>474241447 >>474241577 >>474241833 >>474243500 >>474244224 >>474244621 what was he thinking at this moment? >> Anonymous (ID: pjRBFYK8) 07/15/24(Mon)15:33:39 No.474234760 >>474234304 (OP) >This is the one thing in my life that's going to go right-ACK Anonymous (ID: 7TX3w) 07/15/24(Mon)15:35:10 No.474234902 >>474235390 >I'm gonna get so many updoots on- ACK Anonymous (ID: jwPHCv91) 07/15/24(Mon)15:35:33 No.474234929 >>474235837 >>474241532 >I can't wait to go home and tell those nice guys on discord about this

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File: images23.jpg (36 KB, 554x554) Anonymous 07/14/24(Sun)19:10:11 No.201304374 >>201304397 >>201307309 >>201307945 >>201308013 >>201310259 >>201311096 >>201311122 >>201311807 >chef, another order of nachos just came through >> Anonymous 07/14/24(Sun)19:11:04 No.201304397 >> Anonymous 07/14/24(Sun)19:11:25 No.201304405 Anonymous 07/14/24(Sun)19:22:45 No.201304729 ► File: 1720450155033102.jpg (363 KB, 846x868) >hold the jalapenos??? >FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Anon rizzed himself too far | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 245 KB PNG ? 07/14/24(Sun)22:08:32 No.74707164 >Started to work out >Got more confident >There is this cute chick in consulting >Always greet her when I pass her office >One day I get the courage to walk inside >Ask her if she wants to see my tummy >Appointment with HR on Tuesday I thought women liked bolt men? Anonymous >>74707164 (OP) # 07/14/24(Sun)23:05:27 No.74707333 I do not like your posts can you stop them

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