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: Anonymous 21(Mon)1 No.15/68003 How do I cook this massive Wal Mart steak? 2.4 MB JPG Anonymous >>15768003 (OP) # 03/15/21(Mon)18:06:28 No.15768042 >massive - mass - Massachusetts >Wal Mart - Wal - Walled >Cook - crook- crooked >steak - stake-wood- woods I know this is your way of telling me that I was wrong and I don't find it very funny. Maybe you won't find it funny anymore now that I let everyone see what you're doing. I'm not afraid of you anymore and I have nothing left to lose. >>15768066 # >>15768117 # >>15768172 # >>15768585 # >>15768978 # >>15769096 # >>15769102 # >>157693massive.horses

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 07/15/24(Mon) 18:03:15 No.78165212 : Anonymous 183 KB JPG 07/10/24(Wed)00:56:28 No.78105764 >start working new job >meet really cute goth girl. >has piercings and stuff but doesnt use makeup >she looks the part but is really bubbly and doesnt act the part of a goth girl >she has my humor >after a while we grow closer > She starts telling me how good I smell everyday >we text all day >play videogames all day >we listen to the same music >sit up all night and facetime >I play guitar and serenaded her >she says its inspiring to see how I chase my goals >she sat accross from me at work the other day and lined up her feet with mine Y'all think she likes me? SmartSelect_20240710_041311_Adblock Browser.jpg >I got the girl 525 KB JPG Commence celebration.

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Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)20:23:04 No.37415279 File: 1495080618299.png (18 KB, 300x250) This coffee sucks >>37415303 >>37415456 >>37415553 >>37415576 >>37415962 Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)20:23:53 No.37415303 File: start.png (26 KB, 391x249) >>37415321 >>37415456 >>37415553 >>37415576 >>37415962 >>37415279 Woah there fella! You split your coffe- Wait that's way too much! Anonymous 05/31/17 (Wed)20:24:45 No.37415321 File: loop left.png (26 KB, 391x250) >>37415343 >>37415456 >>37415553 >>37415576 >>37415962 >>37415303 Don't worry there guy, I got your back! Can't let this coffee go to waste! Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)20:25:55 No.37415343 File: loop right.png (26 KB, 391x250) >>37415353 >>37415456 >>37415553 >>37415576 >>37415962 >>37415321 You're spilling the coffee! Anonymous 05/31/17 (Wed)20:26:13 No.37415353 | >>37415456>>37415553 >>37415576 >>37415858 >>37415962 File: son of a bitch.png (37 KB, 300x250) >>37415343 just what I nee-- AHHHGG

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Anonymous 07/15/24(Mon)19:49:09 No.78162705 I get it now. Fap7P42XkAEcb3c.jpg 34 KB JPG >be me >transphobic >straight cisgender male >put on a dress and masturbate >tfw

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Anonymous is it too late for me?.jpg 21 KB JPG 07/11/24(Thu)09:48:07 No.pers011 >do you think it's too late for me? >i mean, am i just doomed to be the person that i am? >it's not too late for me, is it? >please, i need you to tell me it's not too late. >i need you to tell me that i'm a good person. >i know that i can be selfish, narcissistic, and self-destructive, but underneath all that, deep down, i'm a good person and i need you to tell me that. Please. Tell me that I'm good.. >for a long time i thought of myself as a bad person >i'm selfish. im greedy. i'm jealous. >when i see someone have what i want, i get so envious. it fills my veins and courses through my body >i find it hard to be happy for others, >"that should be me," i think to myself. >why should they have it when i don't? >why can't i just be happy for them? >why does my heart race, my face flush, and anger course through my veins? >i must be a bad person, >a good person doesnt think this way. >i can be so selfish, always wanting more for myself. >willing to do immoral and at times unethical things to put myself ahead >is this really me? >is this who i am? >or am i just a product of my environment? >a child who grew up with nothing, so in turn dissatisfied until she has the world. >i've always wondered why billionaires who have the world are never satisfied, >why they always want more wealth when they already have so much >but upon reflection i realize that i do the same things. >im relatively lucky to have transitioned when i did, yet i still want more. >in other words, i'm a billionaire in a world of poverty, and i'm still not satisfied. >so how can i learn to be satisfied with myself? >i've tried practicing gratitude, and i've learned to be happy for others, even if it's forced sometimes. >i try to help others when i can, and i want to be the good in the world. >yet my selfish, jealous, and at times inconsiderate tendencies bubble below the surface, >i try to remind myself that we judge others by their actions and ourselves by our intentions. but my intentions have been bad for so long, how could i be anything else? >this whole thing, >it's a cycle, isn't it? >so that begs the question, >do you think it's too late for me?

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: Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)12:19:45 No.78052869 BY GORLOV A.A. hg.jpg 61 KB JPG >If a girl likes you, she'll make it obvious if that's true, I guess no woman has ever been into me.

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: Anonymous Bottle Rocket 07/08/24(Mon)07:28:05 No.201056908 LOLOS Bottle Rocket.png 3.93 MB PNG >Unwealthy woman says she isn't interested in you after a night together >Tip her $300 >Suddenly she says she loves you What was the meaning of the love story in Bottle Rocket directed by Wes Anderson?

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☐ Aptilink с Aptilink + https://aptilink.io/results/basic?session_id=cs_live_a1t5G4mqSZZ... C Services ▾ Learn More ▾ Contact ✓ C Results Your IQ is 80 9.12% 50 75 100 125 150 Highcharts.com X Your IQ is in the top 90.88% In a room of 1000 people you would be smarter than 91 of them. Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed)05:12:34 No.15412971 >>15413000 >>15413046 What field of science should I get into with an IQ of 80? Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed)05:26:37 No.15413000 >>15412971 (OP) lab animal

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Anonymous (ID: 9LDXWD+h) Am I the only actual nazi on this board? 07/15/24(Mon)05:28:47 No.474251795 74 KB PNG Everyone is either a literal federal agent or a ZionDon mouth breather cuck >the absolute state of /pol/ 2024 Anonymous (ID: 1y29moJK) I'm a Nazi :) 07/15/24(Mon)05:30:00 No.474251875

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File: 20240715_010656.jpg (86 KB, 1170x817) Anonymous (ID: DiqNn7wL 07/15/24(Mon)15:28:21 No.474234304 >>474234659 >>474234751 >>474234760 >>474234905 >>474234927 >>474234946 >>474235069 >>474235132 >>474235361 >>474235484 >>474235515 >>474235603 >>474235737 >>474235811 >>474235892 >>474235948 >>474235954 >>474236024 >>474236157 >>474236935 >>474236999 >>474237067 >>474237300 >>474237842 >>474238147 >>474238497 >>474238602 >>474238723 >>474238785 >>474238837 >>474238917 >>474239258 >>474239751 >>474239820 >>474240750 >>474241447 >>474241577 >>474241833 >>474243500 >>474244224 >>474244621 what was he thinking at this moment? >> Anonymous (ID: pjRBFYK8) 07/15/24(Mon)15:33:39 No.474234760 >>474234304 (OP) >This is the one thing in my life that's going to go right-ACK Anonymous (ID: 7TX3w) 07/15/24(Mon)15:35:10 No.474234902 >>474235390 >I'm gonna get so many updoots on- ACK Anonymous (ID: jwPHCv91) 07/15/24(Mon)15:35:33 No.474234929 >>474235837 >>474241532 >I can't wait to go home and tell those nice guys on discord about this

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File: images23.jpg (36 KB, 554x554) Anonymous 07/14/24(Sun)19:10:11 No.201304374 >>201304397 >>201307309 >>201307945 >>201308013 >>201310259 >>201311096 >>201311122 >>201311807 >chef, another order of nachos just came through >> Anonymous 07/14/24(Sun)19:11:04 No.201304397 >> Anonymous 07/14/24(Sun)19:11:25 No.201304405 Anonymous 07/14/24(Sun)19:22:45 No.201304729 ► File: 1720450155033102.jpg (363 KB, 846x868) >hold the jalapenos??? >FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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