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: Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)12:19:45 No.78052869 BY GORLOV A.A. hg.jpg 61 KB JPG >If a girl likes you, she'll make it obvious if that's true, I guess no woman has ever been into me.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous Bottle Rocket 07/08/24(Mon)07:28:05 No.201056908 LOLOS Bottle Rocket.png 3.93 MB PNG >Unwealthy woman says she isn't interested in you after a night together >Tip her $300 >Suddenly she says she loves you What was the meaning of the love story in Bottle Rocket directed by Wes Anderson?

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☐ Aptilink с Aptilink + https://aptilink.io/results/basic?session_id=cs_live_a1t5G4mqSZZ... C Services ▾ Learn More ▾ Contact ✓ C Results Your IQ is 80 9.12% 50 75 100 125 150 Highcharts.com X Your IQ is in the top 90.88% In a room of 1000 people you would be smarter than 91 of them. Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed)05:12:34 No.15412971 >>15413000 >>15413046 What field of science should I get into with an IQ of 80? Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed)05:26:37 No.15413000 >>15412971 (OP) lab animal

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Anonymous (ID: 9LDXWD+h) Am I the only actual nazi on this board? 07/15/24(Mon)05:28:47 No.474251795 74 KB PNG Everyone is either a literal federal agent or a ZionDon mouth breather cuck >the absolute state of /pol/ 2024 Anonymous (ID: 1y29moJK) I'm a Nazi :) 07/15/24(Mon)05:30:00 No.474251875

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File: 20240715_010656.jpg (86 KB, 1170x817) Anonymous (ID: DiqNn7wL 07/15/24(Mon)15:28:21 No.474234304 >>474234659 >>474234751 >>474234760 >>474234905 >>474234927 >>474234946 >>474235069 >>474235132 >>474235361 >>474235484 >>474235515 >>474235603 >>474235737 >>474235811 >>474235892 >>474235948 >>474235954 >>474236024 >>474236157 >>474236935 >>474236999 >>474237067 >>474237300 >>474237842 >>474238147 >>474238497 >>474238602 >>474238723 >>474238785 >>474238837 >>474238917 >>474239258 >>474239751 >>474239820 >>474240750 >>474241447 >>474241577 >>474241833 >>474243500 >>474244224 >>474244621 what was he thinking at this moment? >> Anonymous (ID: pjRBFYK8) 07/15/24(Mon)15:33:39 No.474234760 >>474234304 (OP) >This is the one thing in my life that's going to go right-ACK Anonymous (ID: 7TX3w) 07/15/24(Mon)15:35:10 No.474234902 >>474235390 >I'm gonna get so many updoots on- ACK Anonymous (ID: jwPHCv91) 07/15/24(Mon)15:35:33 No.474234929 >>474235837 >>474241532 >I can't wait to go home and tell those nice guys on discord about this

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File: images23.jpg (36 KB, 554x554) Anonymous 07/14/24(Sun)19:10:11 No.201304374 >>201304397 >>201307309 >>201307945 >>201308013 >>201310259 >>201311096 >>201311122 >>201311807 >chef, another order of nachos just came through >> Anonymous 07/14/24(Sun)19:11:04 No.201304397 >> Anonymous 07/14/24(Sun)19:11:25 No.201304405 Anonymous 07/14/24(Sun)19:22:45 No.201304729 ► File: 1720450155033102.jpg (363 KB, 846x868) >hold the jalapenos??? >FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Anonymous 245 KB PNG ? 07/14/24(Sun)22:08:32 No.74707164 >Started to work out >Got more confident >There is this cute chick in consulting >Always greet her when I pass her office >One day I get the courage to walk inside >Ask her if she wants to see my tummy >Appointment with HR on Tuesday I thought women liked bolt men? Anonymous >>74707164 (OP) # 07/14/24(Sun)23:05:27 No.74707333 I do not like your posts can you stop them

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: Anonymous 07/11/24(Thu)19:56:05 No.682460667 5:53 Wednesday 31 33/26 Gallery 960x0.jpg 67 KB JPG >biggest gaming platform by far >NOTHING of value New 31° - - ST - GOO Is Search

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3h (07/14/24 22:31) 921343057 >>921342635 >in the midst of a psychotic episode >voiced convince me that my dad is the most evil man in the world and that i should hit him >i didn't want to kill him or anything i just wanted it to be on the record that i stood up to him >decide to get hella drunk and wait outside for him to come home >yell "hey dad!" and clocked him right in the jaw >pretty hazy from there on but he ends up on top of me, actually broke my ribs >calls the cops >go to the local jail >dad doesn't press charges >have to do some anger management stupid thing >6 months later diagnosed paranoid schizo

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