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Anonymous 192 KB PNG hand 12/19/20(Sat)08:43:13 No.61456439 >Be me >dreaming last night that i met a girl called Sarah, >wake up in a daze still half asleep in my bed >realise im cuddling a naked girl and feel the distinctive sensation of holding a boob in my >nice.gif >ask "who are you" >"I'm Sarah" >"What are you doing here" i ask >"We met last night cause i was watching shrek 2" she says >"well that checks out cause i f------ love that movie" >after i say that i wake up a bit more and realise there's no girl in my bed >be holding a handful of my own bellyfat >mfw

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 27 KB PNG 7/16/2024, 3:00:30 AM > be me > video game essayist & reviewer No.79157328 > make around over 12 videos and an 8-hour-long yap session about a game that is bad and reiterate why it is for the 47th time > will probably make more videos about the game, which I already find "bad" for the next year or two. I'm Tired Boss...

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Anonymous (ID: CPs83fOj) I have no chin 167 KB PNG 10/09/22(Sun)21:01:51 No.51872940 I finally saw what I looked like from the side and I feel nauseous, I have no jawline or chin. I'm not fat so it's not just a matter of losing weight. Honestly, this revelation feels like it connects so many dots in my life. The fact that I'm a spiteful contrarian loser, the fact that I'm never considered for leadership positions, the fact that I've never gotten any female attention, it feels like I solved the great mystery connecting all the suffering in my life: I have no f------ chin. Anonymous (ID: hJwg7q07 10/09/22(Sun)21:02:50 No.51872955 >Business and Finance Anonymous (ID: KE/3ypd6) 10/09/22(Sun)21:02:55 No.51872957 >>51872940 (OP) # I have a chin

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File: images.jpg (9 KB, 284x177) Anonymous (ID: W5nert8) 07/11/24(Thu)12:34:33 No.473774249 >>473774959 >>473775304 >>473776009 >>473776131 >>473776242 >>473776296 >>473776377 >>473776605 >twice divorced cuckold >abandoned his son to live an influencer lifestyle in miami >does drugs regularly, including accidentally taking meth >STILL gives relationship/life advice to people, and is smug about it too how delusional is he?

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: Anonymous ARE YOU... ARE YOU REALLY SURE ABOUT THAT, SENPAI ? ARE YOU?! YOU! TEASE YOU!! I WILL BULLY I WILL PUT EXTRA - SPICY WASABI INTO OUR SIDE DISHES AND WON'T TELL WHICH ONES!! WE'LL RUN EVERY MORNING UNTIL YOUR STICK-THIN FALL OFF!! I WON'T LET YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT!! LEGS 07/16/24(Tue) 09:11:46 No.78168079 THIS WON'T BE PRACTICE ANYMORE!! EVERYTHING WILL BE REAL!! CAN YOU HANDLE IT, SENPAI?! CAN YOU?! CAN YOU?!! THEN... THEN... IF YOU'LL HAVE ME... I GUESS IT... CAN'T BE HELPED. PANZERMEIDO 1708803244693915.jpg 573 KB JPG >>78166828 # >Go out with people to clubs and bars. >It's all some kind of attention grabbing or bragging. >Everyone is 90% interested in talking and not listening. >Constant b------- and cultural meme viruses. >Everything becoming increasingly expensive while social life is degrading and said expensive products become qualitatively worse. >Instead of healing the problems, most older people just say s--- like you and look away. >Work for 70 years, cope and die lol. mfw

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: Anonymous 21(Mon)1 No.15/68003 How do I cook this massive Wal Mart steak? 2.4 MB JPG Anonymous >>15768003 (OP) # 03/15/21(Mon)18:06:28 No.15768042 >massive - mass - Massachusetts >Wal Mart - Wal - Walled >Cook - crook- crooked >steak - stake-wood- woods I know this is your way of telling me that I was wrong and I don't find it very funny. Maybe you won't find it funny anymore now that I let everyone see what you're doing. I'm not afraid of you anymore and I have nothing left to lose. >>15768066 # >>15768117 # >>15768172 # >>15768585 # >>15768978 # >>15769096 # >>15769102 # >>157693massive.horses

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Anonymous is it too late for me?.jpg 21 KB JPG 07/11/24(Thu)09:48:07 No.pers011 >do you think it's too late for me? >i mean, am i just doomed to be the person that i am? >it's not too late for me, is it? >please, i need you to tell me it's not too late. >i need you to tell me that i'm a good person. >i know that i can be selfish, narcissistic, and self-destructive, but underneath all that, deep down, i'm a good person and i need you to tell me that. Please. Tell me that I'm good.. >for a long time i thought of myself as a bad person >i'm selfish. im greedy. i'm jealous. >when i see someone have what i want, i get so envious. it fills my veins and courses through my body >i find it hard to be happy for others, >"that should be me," i think to myself. >why should they have it when i don't? >why can't i just be happy for them? >why does my heart race, my face flush, and anger course through my veins? >i must be a bad person, >a good person doesnt think this way. >i can be so selfish, always wanting more for myself. >willing to do immoral and at times unethical things to put myself ahead >is this really me? >is this who i am? >or am i just a product of my environment? >a child who grew up with nothing, so in turn dissatisfied until she has the world. >i've always wondered why billionaires who have the world are never satisfied, >why they always want more wealth when they already have so much >but upon reflection i realize that i do the same things. >im relatively lucky to have transitioned when i did, yet i still want more. >in other words, i'm a billionaire in a world of poverty, and i'm still not satisfied. >so how can i learn to be satisfied with myself? >i've tried practicing gratitude, and i've learned to be happy for others, even if it's forced sometimes. >i try to help others when i can, and i want to be the good in the world. >yet my selfish, jealous, and at times inconsiderate tendencies bubble below the surface, >i try to remind myself that we judge others by their actions and ourselves by our intentions. but my intentions have been bad for so long, how could i be anything else? >this whole thing, >it's a cycle, isn't it? >so that begs the question, >do you think it's too late for me?

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Anonymous 192 KB PNG hand 12/19/20(Sat)08:43:13 No.61456439 >Be me >dreaming last night that i met a girl called Sarah, >wake up in a daze still half asleep in my bed >realise im cuddling a naked girl and feel the distinctive sensation of holding a boob in my >nice.gif >ask "who are you" >"I'm Sarah" >"What are you doing here" i ask >"We met last night cause i was watching shrek 2" she says >"well that checks out cause i f------ love that movie" >after i say that i wake up a bit more and realise there's no girl in my bed >be holding a handful of my own bellyfat >mfw

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