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enemy.png (1.69 MB, 2000x2000) google yandex iqdb wait 'O Anonymous 10/05/21(Tue)19:40:03 No.65645694 >be me >Romanian >in college >dirt poor >living with roommate >our washing machine is right next to our stove >roommate calls me from the kitchen >tells me that the washing machine is acting up while washing >a pot is on the stove >tells me that if it starts jumping, to kick and slam it until it calms down >tells me to not directly touch it because if i do i'll get electrocuted >tells me to watch over it while he's taking a s--- >goes away >stay there >washing machine goes retarded mode >goes into the direction of the stove >panic because that pot is boiling our only food for the next week >power thrust it >d--- gets electrocuted >yell in agony >roommate sprints from the bathroom to the kitchen, no pants >leaves a trail of s--- behind >see my roommate's d--- swinging while he attacks the demon with a sweep handle >panic as it's not working >grab the pot to protect it from the washing machine >slip on the s----covered floor >hot borscht falls on my roommate's ass >he screams in pain >run with the pot in hand and put it on the table >grab a meat-beating hammer and physically assault the washing machine >it stops >roommate and i look in the eyes >we won victory.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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