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File: 1ad.jpg (62 KB, 600x688) O Anonymous 10/05/21(Tue)22:06:07 No.65647800 >>65648019 >be me >Can't have dairy >Body refuses it and I end up opening the gates to hell when I s--- >Be at party one day >People start going into bathrooms together and leaving after a while >Realize people are using bathroom to have sex >Have no one to go with >Plan B >Grab milk from fridge >Chug that s--- like there's no tomorrow >People think I'm just having fun >Wait for a bit >Bathroom still being used by people >My body is ready now >It's now or never >Couple leaves and I sneak in afterwards >Release the most pungent plethora of liquid from my ass >S--- almost fills the bowl >My eyes start to water >The wallpaper starts peeling >Get up and leave >Don't even flush >Essentially render bathroom uninhabitable for the time being >Watch in delight as couples enter the bathroom only to retreat covering their noses >Grab a drink and enjoy people getting cockblocked by my s---. If you can get laid then let others know what I feels like. Pic related.

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?
GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.
Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.
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