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: Anonymous 10/05/21(Tue)09:35:41 No.864433362 >be me >tiny d--- >browsing /b >see advertisement to get a huge d--- in just a week by just taking one pill >order 20 of them 342 KB JPG >one week later >gobble down all of the pills >d--- instantly starts growing >1 inch, 2 inches, 3 inches..8 inches >perfect >it keeps going >wait stop >32 inches >I try to move, but my huge schlong is too big for the doorway >65 inches >try to dial 911 >89 inches >can feel the blood leaving the rest of my body >120 inches >starting to black out >300 inches, it's now busted out my window and going outside >the door behind me swings open >500 inches >it's a r--- dwarf >720 inches >he starts chuckling as my body starts shrinking >800 inches >I feel it happening >1,000 inches >The transformation is complete >l am now one of them I'm coming for you anon

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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