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>tfw arrive at bar with friends >tfw order politely, say thank you etc. >tfw female bartenders and waitresses look at you with disgust >it's like I'm infringing on their right to not serve any betas >a group of loud obnoxious Chads walk in >female staff almost soils themselves all smiles and flirty >"Ey yo give me a pint of beer" >Right away sirrrrr :))) anyone know this feel? 34663294 22:30 N 1 >>34663088 (OP) >tfw waitress at a bar >tfw group of fat neckbeards walk in with their fadoras tipped >have to push two tables together just so 4 of them have enough room >greasiest one of the bunch orders >c-can I please, um, if it's ok with y-you, milady, I mean MAY I have an alcoholic beverage... please?" >spit it out already cringe lord >"T-Thank you very much milady, maam" >tfw creepy guy staring at me across the room while trying to look cool and edgy >Can't tell if his hair or face is greasier >regular customer walks in and orders a beer >thankgod.gif >greaser sees my look of relief and is now glaring at the regular >doesn't even tip www

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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