![: Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)14:26:13 No.3912055 >always like spider bros >think they're cool and chill and help out by eating bugs >[spoiler]girlfriend[/spoiler] is deathly afraid of them, jumps whenever she sees one 219 KB PNG >so scared of them that she can't even play video games with spider enemies >even the tarantulas in animal crossing would jumpscare her >absolutely giant one takes residence right outside of our apartment door >see him when I'm coming home from work >cut down his web hoping he'll move somewhere else >next morning, hear girlfriend scream as she leaves for work >the spiderbro remade his web >"please evict this spider" >cut down his web again >he remakes it before my girlfriend even gets home from work >she hands me a pesticide can that she was using for ants >ok.jpg >think this will kill the spider instantly since the can says so >go outside >"sorry bro" >spray the spider >does not kill the spider instantly at all, he starts freaking out in complete agony >"oh f--- oh f---" >l have to make sure he's dead now >continue spraying >the agony just gets worse >feeling awful at this point but I can't let him suffer longer >have to use a metric fuckton of spray until he finally dies >still twitching >just to be sure he isn't suffering any longer, go inside to grab a paper towel, smush him, and flush down the toilet >gf is understanding of my guilt despite hating spiders and also feels bad for giving me the pesticide spray >the next morning see the web remnants sticking to the railings and feel an immense emptiness Anyone else know this feel? I don't think I've ever felt this guilty about anything in my life. Poor spiderbro didn't do anything wrong. I could have definitely just put him in a jar and moved him somewhere else too, I didn't have to kill him. Hell even smashing him would have been better. I did an awful thing.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/190/016/75b.jpg "Black Widow | /r/Greentext")
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
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