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: Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)21:48:23 No.64938172 's house? >hey mom, can I go to >who's | ? where do they live? who are their parents? Are they home? >uh... I don't know. I'm like five and we just go to school together. >no. you can't go. >hey mom, can I go to ____'s birthday party? >who's _? who are their parents? where is it? what time is the party? >uh... I don't know. I just have an invitation. I assume there will be lots of kids and some parents. >no you can't go. >hey mom, my friend invited me to go fishing with his dad. Can go? >who's your friend? How big is the boat? Where are you fishing? Do they have life jackets? No. You can't go. It's not safe. >hey mom, can I go trick or treating? My friends are here and we're just going to go around the neighborhood. >no you can't go. Halloween is the devil's holiday and it's too dark outside and dangerous and you'll probably get hit by a car or get arrested for vandalizing the neighborhood. I bet your friend has eggs and toilet paper. >hey mom, a cute asian girl from band practice invited me to her Korean church, can I go? It's church. | >No. You cannot go to church with a cute asian girl who is showing interest in you. 3:00 pm on a Saturday >ANON, WAKE UUUUUUP! IT'S 3:00PM! WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT AND DO STUFF WITH YOUR FRIENDS?! YOU ARE WASTING YOUR LIFE AWAY AT HOO00OME DOING NO000TTTHIIIING! AAAAАНННННННННННННННННННН!

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.
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