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: Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)21:48:23 No.64938172 's house? >hey mom, can I go to >who's | ? where do they live? who are their parents? Are they home? >uh... I don't know. I'm like five and we just go to school together. >no. you can't go. >hey mom, can I go to ____'s birthday party? >who's _? who are their parents? where is it? what time is the party? >uh... I don't know. I just have an invitation. I assume there will be lots of kids and some parents. >no you can't go. >hey mom, my friend invited me to go fishing with his dad. Can go? >who's your friend? How big is the boat? Where are you fishing? Do they have life jackets? No. You can't go. It's not safe. >hey mom, can I go trick or treating? My friends are here and we're just going to go around the neighborhood. >no you can't go. Halloween is the devil's holiday and it's too dark outside and dangerous and you'll probably get hit by a car or get arrested for vandalizing the neighborhood. I bet your friend has eggs and toilet paper. >hey mom, a cute asian girl from band practice invited me to her Korean church, can I go? It's church. | >No. You cannot go to church with a cute asian girl who is showing interest in you. 3:00 pm on a Saturday >ANON, WAKE UUUUUUP! IT'S 3:00PM! WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT AND DO STUFF WITH YOUR FRIENDS?! YOU ARE WASTING YOUR LIFE AWAY AT HOO00OME DOING NO000TTTHIIIING! AAAAАНННННННННННННННННННН!

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?
The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic
Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay
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