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: Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)21:48:23 No.64938172 's house? >hey mom, can I go to >who's | ? where do they live? who are their parents? Are they home? >uh... I don't know. I'm like five and we just go to school together. >no. you can't go. >hey mom, can I go to ____'s birthday party? >who's _? who are their parents? where is it? what time is the party? >uh... I don't know. I just have an invitation. I assume there will be lots of kids and some parents. >no you can't go. >hey mom, my friend invited me to go fishing with his dad. Can go? >who's your friend? How big is the boat? Where are you fishing? Do they have life jackets? No. You can't go. It's not safe. >hey mom, can I go trick or treating? My friends are here and we're just going to go around the neighborhood. >no you can't go. Halloween is the devil's holiday and it's too dark outside and dangerous and you'll probably get hit by a car or get arrested for vandalizing the neighborhood. I bet your friend has eggs and toilet paper. >hey mom, a cute asian girl from band practice invited me to her Korean church, can I go? It's church. | >No. You cannot go to church with a cute asian girl who is showing interest in you. 3:00 pm on a Saturday >ANON, WAKE UUUUUUP! IT'S 3:00PM! WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT AND DO STUFF WITH YOUR FRIENDS?! YOU ARE WASTING YOUR LIFE AWAY AT HOO00OME DOING NO000TTTHIIIING! AAAAАНННННННННННННННННННН!

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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