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Anonymous 02/18/15(Wed)03:12:19 No.598927615 >>598927815 >>598927926 >>598929305 File: 1412379029099.jpg (60 KB, 604x453) don't be to rude thanks~ ^_^ Anonymous 02/18/15(Wed)03:14:02 No.598927926 >>598927615 Hey Kimmy. I like your new glasses. Hi, Tiffany. The curls are looking sweet. 'Sup, Dra'nakyuek, Destroyer of Worlds. Congrats on stomping that village yesterday. >>598929028 >>598929097 >>598929134 >>59

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous >>79675930 # This reminds me of something I read from the Bush War 02/22/17(Wed)09:11:28 No.79676775 >Rhodies recover enemy rifles after each engagement >They keep finding rifles with the rear sight dialed in to the highest setting, practically f------ indirect fire >They are extremely confused by this >Eventually they ask a prisoner about it during interrogation >Literally none of them know what the sights are for, they think that choosing the bigger number makes the gun shoot harder Warfare in Africa is truly unbelievable >>79678011 # >>79678022 # >>79678742 #

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: Anonymous 143 KB PNG what do i do 02/11/19(Mon) 20:26:32 No.792417785 >in my room >dad yelling at me because abusive >calls me a retard >autism kicks in > "takes one to know one" he's throwing bottles at me now

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CD25BE39-B25C-415F-B43E-2782E17E5FC8.jpg 48 KB JPG In under a week Im turning 41 No friends >work part time at factory >epilepsy >skinnyFat >no close friends or ever had gf >depresso >social anxiety >highlight of my week is seeing a Korean 21 year old escort but thats not as fun Its just over isnt it

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: Anonymous today i am going to make BAD choices 51 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/01/23(Fri)15:20:49 No.74586187 the f---? im not even into my sister im scared 96 KB JPG >jerking off >suddenly get text from sister >still jerking off but now thinking about her because she just texted me >c-- the biggest faftest thickest juiciest load of my life 09/01/23(Fri)15:41:37 No.74586355 It's the getting caught feeling your nutting from. I had a cousin who would only j------- when he stood the highest chance of getting walked in on. Like I'm pretty sure everyone in the family has walked in on him wanking at some point

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>Girl in my friend group starts getting close to me >she tells me i'm good looking and compliments me often and invites me to places >every time i'm with her I act like an autistic sperg >Literally can't say more than a few words because i'm a loser and i'm scared of women Society chifting THE WEST Fallen If you would please consult the graphs 73 KB JPG >her friend messages me saying that she's interested in me and wants to f--- and i'm a dumbass for not getting her hints >meet her one more time before she moves away for a few months >act like an asexual sperg and barely even talk to her >text her a few days later >she called me bro >check her insta >she has a photo up with a guy and the comments are calling them a cute couple it's truly over. Where do I go from here?

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File: high.jpg (24 KB, 500x454) Anonymous 09/02/23 (Sat) 09:09:32 No.74596173 >>74596196 >>74596221 >>74596357 >Be high >Want to get even more high >Dont want to cough >Get genius idea >I take a hit >While holding, I drink some water >The water will cool down the smoke as it goes down Mfw I realize I am a living bong Mfw it backfires and I cough like a bitch Mfw I burp about 10 minutes later and I burp up smoke

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File: 4CD0E952-4E65-4153-A1AF-B(...).jpg (107 KB, 598x665) Anonymous 2023 E VII Te 09/02/23(Sat) 10:26:12 No.74596566 >>74596578 >>74596675 >>74596703 >>74596728 >tell a woman that I'm a horrible person >"yeah sure who isn't" >tell her I do drugs >"haha cool can we do some together?" >tell her that I have a crime record and have scars >"that's kinda hot" >tell her that I'm broke and live with my parents >"you can come over to my place if you want" >tell her I have violent and homicidal fantasies occasionally >"who doesn't?" >tell her that I think that trannies are mentally ill and that homosexuals are disgusting >she instantly calls me an barrage of insults and then blocks me everywhere why the f--- are women like this Imao Anonymous 09/02/23(Sat)10:28:36 No.74596578 >>74596614 >>74596566 (OP) # Social engineering. Netflix taught them being a badass girlboss pablo escobaresque criminal is cool but homophobia is worse than being hitler :( Anonymous 09/02/23(Sat)10:36:14 No.74596614 >>74596650 >>74596665 File: BB9C775C-9591-4823-BD39-6(...).jpg (128 KB, 850x1131) >>74596578 # f--- man. How am I supposed to find a wife without going to the middle east these days?

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: Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat)23:59:14 No.74519790 Also I think we should do some shopping together and I help you, you have potential but you hide bc you said you sweat, but there are clothes that can help with that bc now you literally wear a t shirt and a shirt, who wouldn't sweat in that hah it's better to just wear a loose shirt. Literally makes me sweat to watch you doing that. Also I think maybe you should consider shaving the armpits, that would help the sweat soooo much you have no idea! Also deodorant and perfum.... don't be upset at meeee please you told me to tell you what I don't like and to help and I like being with you so much criticism.png 26 KB PNG >laying in bed with girl I'm starting to like >girl is talking about some guy she was seeing, how there was so much wrong with him, but she obviously didn't feel comfortable telling him all of this >mention to her that I appreciate honesty and I don't want hints, I want her to directly tell me things >tell her that I won't be offended by things she says >a few days later, get a wall of text about stuff that's wrong with me Well, I got what I asked for, didn't l?

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