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: Anonymous Piss man 09/01/23(Fri)20:26:47 No.905383654 >be me >gf is down for some sexy time >have to piss but already hard so give up >go in for the kill >thrust away >can't c-- because of the piss >Minutes turn into hours, hours into days >give gf numerous orgasms but can't c-- >I now drink third a gallon before sexy time 492 KB PNG Have any of you other anons tried piss retention?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: 4CD0E952-4E65-4153-A1AF-B(...).jpg (107 KB, 598x665) Anonymous 2023 E VII Te 09/02/23(Sat) 10:26:12 No.74596566 >>74596578 >>74596675 >>74596703 >>74596728 >tell a woman that I'm a horrible person >"yeah sure who isn't" >tell her I do drugs >"haha cool can we do some together?" >tell her that I have a crime record and have scars >"that's kinda hot" >tell her that I'm broke and live with my parents >"you can come over to my place if you want" >tell her I have violent and homicidal fantasies occasionally >"who doesn't?" >tell her that I think that trannies are mentally ill and that homosexuals are disgusting >she instantly calls me an barrage of insults and then blocks me everywhere why the f--- are women like this Imao Anonymous 09/02/23(Sat)10:28:36 No.74596578 >>74596614 >>74596566 (OP) # Social engineering. Netflix taught them being a badass girlboss pablo escobaresque criminal is cool but homophobia is worse than being hitler :( Anonymous 09/02/23(Sat)10:36:14 No.74596614 >>74596650 >>74596665 File: BB9C775C-9591-4823-BD39-6(...).jpg (128 KB, 850x1131) >>74596578 # f--- man. How am I supposed to find a wife without going to the middle east these days?

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