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: Anonymous 01/09/19(Wed)18:08:42 No.789551842 Sorry for bad english >Be me ,born in France,Norwegian mother and French father >My mom is a smoking hot cliché blonde bimbo >Knew only one man in her life, my dad (very religious) >Life is good, grow up ,luv my mommy 489 KB JPG and have many friends >Mom comes at my school very often to help with schooltrips ,museum trips and all >Older boys start talking to me, no idea why >One day, I learn from a girl in my class that pretty much all boys in the school fap to my mom and that they talk to me so they can come over to my house for her >Tell her about it >Tell her to stop inviting them >doesn't really understand but agrees >Skip forward a few years >My mom invite friends to come over for a surprise birthday party >Absolute nightmare , we're now teenagers full of hormones and i can see the look on their face when they see my mom >Mommy is totally oblivious to the fact everyone wants to bang her >Friends help her with every house chores >One of them openly gropes her >She just laughs and brush it off >Confront her about it >But anon, they're so happy to come over to your nice house , they're not as lucky as you are (most of my friends are almost street children)! >One day , i get a 0 because i was absent for an exam >Mom comes to meet my teacher WHILE WE'RE IN CLASS WITH HIM >Everyone lose their s--- >"That's anon mom" >"Damn she's hot" >Even the teacher is flirting with her >Tells me i have a very beautiful mom once she's gone >Same evening, go on snapchat >Pictures of my mom's ass and t--- on everyone's story with lewd captions >still have doubts that she could have done something sexual with one my friends out of pity. >I finally break and become a full fledged degenerate ,start having thoughts of my mom getting gangbanged by my friends and my teachers >Addicted to mom ntr now >Get rock hard everytime someone says "I f----- your mom" or something like that as a joke What the f--- is wrong with me , I f------ hate myself now but this s--- arouse me so much

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