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O Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)15:19:57 No.858023762 File: 08C950EB-5D26-4477-ABFF-0(.).jpg (16 KB, 484x634) >>858023839 >be me >school holidays >werewolf chick texts me >conversation >turns into fight >says she's gonna kill me when school is back on >fuckyouare.jpeg >come to school with knife in bag in case I get jumped >chilling in hallway >someone says she's outside and wants me >go out, no f----- way she steppin on me >she's there >slowly extends hand with knife in >"Anon... kill me..." >??????? >hell nah bih >leave >she stalks me all day Still idk tf went on Anonymous 06/30/21 (Wed)15:21:43 No.858023839 >>858023762 kinky

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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library.jpg (19 KB, 376x396) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: 2dsY+yyg) 118 minutes ago No.108470073 >rive in asian country >every day dreamu about go to america to study at best universities in worrd >study so hard, finarry get accepted >be in university >tink about how i can make dis worrd better, buird tings, sorve probrems >time for finar examerus >go to ribrary to study >suddenry group of baka- brack rives matter d-------- storm in >chimparu outaru >shouting so roud, cannot study >dey onry here because of affirmative action, studying brack history and other s----tier humanities >makeru me so angry >sad westerners stand back, in fear of social excrusion from being carred racist >rearize my destiny >must save da western worrd myserf >srowry, i rise >i stride to chimp brigade >'hey" >'hey" >'HEY" >the room goes sirent >as subtle and as sharp as the forded steer of mighty katana, my words srice tru sirence >'dis is ribrary" >dey stand in sirence >dey giant rips hang rimp >do not know what to do >dey cannot carru me "white deviru" >dey cannot carru me racist >dey stand defeated >the grorious asian race will triumph in endu--

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: Anonymous 11/27/18(Tue)23:03:59 No.49538955 >watching TV or movie >sex joke is made >everyone is about to laugh until they stop and think "Wait, anon is a virgin, he can't relate to that. He probably doesn't even know about that. Better not laugh, better suppress laughter and avoid eye contact. We can't 64 KB JPG share a laugh about this." I'm always that guy. Not just with jokes, just any time something sexual comes up. I can tell everyone wants to go "But...you...don't...know anything about that." : Anonymous 11/27/18(Tue)23:06:04 No.49538981 you are mentally ill. no one does that.

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File: 30A57178-4OE5-47C9-967C-4(.).png (145 KB, 550x550) O Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)14:07:18 No.858020520 >>858020749 >>858021379 Alright /b/, I've been waiting to tell this >be me >14 >year 9 - 10 >chick at our school >no friends >hisses and growls at people >legitimately believes she's a werewolf >absolute weirdo >one day, walking with friend at lunchtime >see werewolf chick >friend turns to me > just don't talk to her, don't get yourself into it, I warned you" >lonely girl >desperate >anime werewolf girl? >diamond in the rough? >idea.jpeg >introduce myself, she was hanging out in a hangout area right next to a lake, under a bridge >"Hey werewolf chick, why are you all the way down here?" >"I'm talking with my brother..." >huh.wav >no one else there > "where is he?" >"my brother is the wind, idiot" >thefuckinwhat >"you're talking with the wind?" >"he's my brother, I can hear him" >ohfuck >l was warned There's a lot more s--- this chick said and did, she was f----- insane /b/, if you want more, I can supply

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: Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)13:44:24 No.858011798 >match with women on dating apps >send dismissive comments like you mistook them for a t----- >make them seethe and destroy their confidence >??? 293 KB JPG >profit Bonus points for not believing them when they tell you they aren't trans, making them guess why you thought they were trans, "I could have sworn I saw an Adam's apple in your pics," accusing them of transphobia when they rage, asking if they're still down to f---, etc Remember - keep it subtle.

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>have pubic lice (crabs) D>no shampoo works >decide to get some fire ants and place on pubes to fight the crabs >they scrap for a bit >they both have established strongholds on the opposite ends 2 KB JPG of my jungle >to the north lie the wiley crabs of pubendorf >to the south lie the barbaric fire ants of fort scrotum >one morning notice a fire ant on horseback riding towards the crabs stronghold >look closer >its a f------ threaty of alliance F--- f--- their joining sides!!! There is a rumble in my jungle and i dont what to do about it

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: Anonymous (ID: 1tY2bDRN ) [-] 06/29/21(Tue)23:47:15 No.328049506 >>328049029 (OP)_# >kneeling >players wearing rainbow arm bands >rainbow advert >JUST EAT 62 KB JPG I am so tired of this s--- lads. >>328049705 # >>328049783 # >>328049817 # >>328050530 # >>328052512 # >>328052799 # >>328053549 # >>328053986 #

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: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)21:44:31 No.852377973 >Take a small amount of ambien >Wake up early in the middle of the night >Have to take a huge s--- >Can feel it bubbling in my stomach 79 KB JPG >Run to the nearest bathroom as fast as I can >Sit on the toilet, push with all of my might >S--- blasts out of my a------ like a cannon >Relief >Go back to bed >Wake up covered in s--- >mfw >Was it all a dream?

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File: 1397869325631.jpg-6 KB, 178x209, 1382698384194.jpg) Anonymous 04/18/14(Fri)21:02 No.26181005 >started drinking a new whey protein tub >looks weird as f--- but it had "extreme" all over it so i know it had to be good >drinking it >.. >s---- pretty good >leave to go to the store >get on the bus >stomach starts rumbling >let out small fart >no one seemed to notice IT BEGINS >let out another one >no one seemed to notice >about 2 mins go by >dubstep song comes on >woommmmmmmmmmmm wommmmmm wopppppp wopppppp!!! >think i can mask out the larger farts in the beat drop of the dubstep song >farting enough to power a small city >feel a relief in my stomach >bus smells of eggs and spinach >people are gagging under there breaths and giving me really weird looks >some guy at the back of the bus started bursting out laughing when i turned my head >then it hit me >i had my headphones in the whole time >mfw

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: Anonymous I hate women because they are (...) 06/30/21(Wed)13:17:24 No.64377545 I f------ hate women. Every time I see a beautiful woman on the street it just fills me with rage because no woman will ever love me. At this point I don't even want to have sex. I just want to be hugged nad comforted, but no, I'm destined to die alone, only ever seeing beauty from a distance. I want to die already. I'm 25, I can't take another 25 years of this, let alone 50 or if i'm really unlucky and medical technology keeps progressing, 75 or more. Please just let me get hit by a f------ truck 61 KB JPG

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