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EAmr-PAWSAEoiWR.jpg (47 KB, 750x691) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 08/17/22(Wed)06:09:42 No.69844304 >Finally work up the courage to try talking to a girl at a bar >Have spent weeks planning this out: I bought a good outfit specifically for this, got my hair cut the day of, I have been wargaming different conversation openers, have practice eye- contact with those videos >At the bar, I buy one drink >Most people have coupled up already or are in large groups, but I do see one woman at the bar alone just on her phone >I walk up to her >she looks up at me when I'm a couple of steps away, I put on my best smile and wave and say "Hey!" >she just stares at me >I say "How's it going tonight?" >she says "What?" >I feel my heart rate rising, but I try to forge on with "I was just wondering if I might-" but she interrupts me with "F--- off" and goes back to staring at her phone >I stand there dumbfounded, I hear someone laugh and I think they're laughing at me, but I don't turn to look, I just walk back to my original seat >After I sit back down, I look back and see the girl I was talking to is now talking to the bartender and pointing at me >I stare at them and watch as the bartender frowns at me and walks over to where I'm at >He says "What's your f------ problem, guy?" >I just stare at him, I feel like I'm in a nightmare >He says "How about you pay your tab and get out?" >I don't know what to do, so I pull out a twenty and give it to him >He takes it and walks away and I sit there waiting for my change since I only bought one drink >After a bit the bartender returns, but looks angry and he says "I thought I said leave?" >I start stammering and it takes me a couple tries to say "My change" >He yells at me, "How about you consider yourself lucky I don't have my boy throw you the f--- out on your f------ face, get outta here!" >He yelled it loudly enough that everyone in the bar has stopped talking and is staring at me >I start to physically shake, I can hear some people talking about how strangely I'm walking as I stumble out I just don't know what I'm supposed to do.

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EAmr-PAWSAEoiWR.jpg (47 KB, 750x691) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 08/17/22(Wed)06:09:42 No.69844304 >Finally work up the courage to try talking to a girl at a bar >Have spent weeks planning this out: I bought a good outfit specifically for this, got my hair cut the day of, I have been wargaming different conversation openers, have practice eye- contact with those videos >At the bar, I buy one drink >Most people have coupled up already or are in large groups, but I do see one woman at the bar alone just on her phone >I walk up to her >she looks up at me when I'm a couple of steps away, I put on my best smile and wave and say "Hey!" >she just stares at me >I say "How's it going tonight?" >she says "What?" >I feel my heart rate rising, but I try to forge on with "I was just wondering if I might-" but she interrupts me with "F--- off" and goes back to staring at her phone >I stand there dumbfounded, I hear someone laugh and I think they're laughing at me, but I don't turn to look, I just walk back to my original seat >After I sit back down, I look back and see the girl I was talking to is now talking to the bartender and pointing at me >I stare at them and watch as the bartender frowns at me and walks over to where I'm at >He says "What's your f------ problem, guy?" >I just stare at him, I feel like I'm in a nightmare >He says "How about you pay your tab and get out?" >I don't know what to do, so I pull out a twenty and give it to him >He takes it and walks away and I sit there waiting for my change since I only bought one drink >After a bit the bartender returns, but looks angry and he says "I thought I said leave?" >I start stammering and it takes me a couple tries to say "My change" >He yells at me, "How about you consider yourself lucky I don't have my boy throw you the f--- out on your f------ face, get outta here!" >He yelled it loudly enough that everyone in the bar has stopped talking and is staring at me >I start to physically shake, I can hear some people talking about how strangely I'm walking as I stumble out I just don't know what I'm supposed to do.

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