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EAmr-PAWSAEoiWR.jpg (47 KB, 750x691) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 08/17/22(Wed)06:09:42 No.69844304 >Finally work up the courage to try talking to a girl at a bar >Have spent weeks planning this out: I bought a good outfit specifically for this, got my hair cut the day of, I have been wargaming different conversation openers, have practice eye- contact with those videos >At the bar, I buy one drink >Most people have coupled up already or are in large groups, but I do see one woman at the bar alone just on her phone >I walk up to her >she looks up at me when I'm a couple of steps away, I put on my best smile and wave and say "Hey!" >she just stares at me >I say "How's it going tonight?" >she says "What?" >I feel my heart rate rising, but I try to forge on with "I was just wondering if I might-" but she interrupts me with "F--- off" and goes back to staring at her phone >I stand there dumbfounded, I hear someone laugh and I think they're laughing at me, but I don't turn to look, I just walk back to my original seat >After I sit back down, I look back and see the girl I was talking to is now talking to the bartender and pointing at me >I stare at them and watch as the bartender frowns at me and walks over to where I'm at >He says "What's your f------ problem, guy?" >I just stare at him, I feel like I'm in a nightmare >He says "How about you pay your tab and get out?" >I don't know what to do, so I pull out a twenty and give it to him >He takes it and walks away and I sit there waiting for my change since I only bought one drink >After a bit the bartender returns, but looks angry and he says "I thought I said leave?" >I start stammering and it takes me a couple tries to say "My change" >He yells at me, "How about you consider yourself lucky I don't have my boy throw you the f--- out on your f------ face, get outta here!" >He yelled it loudly enough that everyone in the bar has stopped talking and is staring at me >I start to physically shake, I can hear some people talking about how strangely I'm walking as I stumble out I just don't know what I'm supposed to do.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?
The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic
Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay
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